Bah

[Tom]

The bit of cartilage at the tip of my nose has at some point moved slightly, or something has happened to it, and it isn't quite central any more. This means that although I look ok to everyone else (all things considered), I keep thinking I look like Karl Malden.

Is this a getting older thing, or is my nose about to fall off?

 

[TdC]

Tom =

Spoiler

 

[Ch3tan]

you've got face aids!

 

[Trem]

I bloody told you to stay off the cocaine Tom

 

[Tom]

No it isn't that little bit, its the jiggly bit of cartilage right on the tip of my nose. You know, that bit that you find on a real man, but not on a load of bloody nonces like you lot

 

[TdC]

you mean you're a mutant?

 

[Trem]

Tom has a bloody ginger boil

Man up you falling-apart-zombieesque-wrong-hair-coloured nugget!!

 

[DaGaffer]

No it isn't that little bit, its the jiggly bit of cartilage right on the tip of my nose. You know, that bit that you find on a real man, but not on a load of bloody nonces like you lot

A "jiggly bit of cartilage" is the sign of a real man? All these years and I never knew. Or is this just the secret way the gingers reproduce?

 

[rynnor]

Lower Lateral Cartilage?

Mayo Clinic medical information and tools for healthy living - MayoClinic.com

Its funny because I'm sure mine has shifted a bit over the years and I dont remember whacking it so it must just be the joys of decreptitude

 

[dysfunction]

Maybe it's made from toffee

 

[Scouse]

Tom has a bloody ginger boil

Tom's got a fucking rhino horn by the sound of it

 

[rynnor]

Tom's got a fucking rhino horn by the sound of it

And you know what powers their reputed to have...

 

[StRaNgEdAyS]

I'm wondering where he's been sticking that nose to have done that damage in the first place? Haven't you lot just had elections?

 

[Scouse]

I'm wondering where he's been sticking that nose to have done that damage in the first place? Haven't you lot just had elections?

It can't be that. Cameron's arse is allegedly soft and fluffy

 

[Jail Bait]

From the thread title I though it was about New Zealand women