bad doggie

[Munkey-]

ah good.


you do realise that if the leader of the ult/god of the cult is female. they must be naked at all times and prove this with pictures? of course it does



*wishes desperatley*

 

[Trem]

I'll "hand" you over to samm to see what the chances are mate

 

[old.samm]

This is so coool. I go out for a couple of hours and when I come back my following is getting stronger. Unfortunatley Munkey even if I was to rule naked I haven't got my web cam set up so I cannot send piccys. Although I think that I shall remain (at least partly) clothed when ruling as your goddess.

Now worship me some more and I shall grant your good fortune.

 

[mr.Blacky]

well wanna know your 10 commandments first

 

[Skyler]

Dogs are stupid...

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by samm
This is so coool. I go out for a couple of hours and when I come back my following is getting stronger. Unfortunatley Munkey even if I was to rule naked I haven't got my web cam set up so I cannot send piccys. Although I think that I shall remain (at least partly) clothed when ruling as your goddess.

Now worship me some more and I shall grant your good fortune.

wrap yourself in mist, punish offensive men with a well aimed dog to the groin, dance fertility rituals around holy oak

 

[xane]

votes for samm

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable


wrap yourself in mist, punish offensive men with a well aimed dog to the groin, dance fertility rituals around holy oak

How's about doing fertility rituals on my little bonsia ??

 

[Furr]

Hasn't this thread deviated a bit???

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by FuROf knight
Hasn't this thread deviated a bit???

Hmmm samm'll do that if you let her, it starts with "cut the lawn" then ends up with "you my slave now boy, mwahahahahaha"

 

[Wij]

You get to cut her lawn ? She's a brave woman ! Kinky too !

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Wij
You get to cut her lawn ? She's a brave woman ! Kinky too !

Yeah we had to buy super glue cause i broke the bed

 

[caLLous]

Too ... much ... detail ...

 

[Wij]

Not... enough... detail...

 

[caLLous]

I actually thought your reply would be something along those lines... I believe I walked into that one.

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh

*oils clippers*

 

[djpringle]

Originally posted by FuROf knight
Hasn't this thread deviated a bit???

No, I think that it's quite normal these days

 

[old.samm]

I must say that this worshipping could go yo a girls head.

As for my commandments well I'm working on them, but they will surely include world peace and bubble baths.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*massage with coconut oil*

 

[old.samm]

Are you offering or suggesting. Although to be honest I'm not really that keen on coconut oil.

 

[Summo]

A friend of mine has a Latex allergy. He found out the hard way.

*chortle*

 

[old.samm]

A girl I work with is too. She gets all rashy.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by samm
Are you offering or suggesting. Although to be honest I'm not really that keen on coconut oil.

but I use only the very highest of qualities

btw, there's also a pot o' pizza oil available atm

 

[old.samm]

I read about your pizza but thought it best not to add my input in the hi-tech thread this time. Still blushing from yesterdays faux pas.

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. Only uber-nerds and weirdos post in there.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'm not grrleh

better to not know yet post out of good faith than not at all

yea! hearken unto meh!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by djpringle


No, I think that it's quite normal these days

These days? You haven't been around long enough to claim you've seen any other days. Fuck off.

 

[old.samm]

Well at least I tried.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable



but I use only the very highest of qualities

btw, there's also a pot o' pizza oil available atm

not really bothered Tdc, im just really into this smiley at the minute, i use it whenever possible.Hmmmmmmm tattoo maybe

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Uh oh our cults attracting attention from the FBI....
*plans mass suicide*