Rant Back on the tram.

[old.Tohtori]

Well, more of these fun "you bad bad person!" events that is...public transportation.

Two ladies, with two battle tanks(baby carriage) and two sniffing/crying larvae enter the tram today. Not from the center doors, as they should, but from the back where i usually stand just because of these terrors.

The tram is nearly full, but these panzer generals just have to get in. Can't wait for another minute or two for the next, slightly less full tram.

I tell 'em to "watch where your parking those f*cking things!", as they do so on my foot and most nicely against my shin. (I always did like a muddy tire-print on my jeans.)

People turn around in "awe shock" and think "what a horrible horrible man!"

The look on the larva-machines face is somewhat priceless too.

Now...i ask...what the f*ck?

Do i really have to be more polite to and/or careful of kids, women with kids, or in the same breath, take sh*t from elderly people?

I think not. If you get your baby-groove on, it's your problem, your responsibility and your f*cking job to watch that you don't bother others with your breeding frenzy

And if an elderly person looks/says/acts like a twat, i'll treat them with similar respect. Or, there, lack, of.

Rant over, opinions taken, discussion open.

 

[Himse]

You're right.

To be fair if there isnt enough room, they should stop being ignorant thinking they can just barge their way onto the tram.

 

[Bugz]

So the lady accidentally hits you with her pram and you tell her to 'watch where you park those fuckin things?'

That seems very much in proportion! Good job!

 

[Sparx]

Its not acceptable in todays society to be rude to mothers with prams or the elderly. Not saying your wrong with getting the hump as i'm sure you would if some snotty teenager stood on your foot

But the way things are today we are drummed into us that mothers have to be given a sympathy look if they knock someone onto the tracks with their prams

 

[Laddey]

You should have picked the pram up and threw it off the tram.


Gets right ony my cunting tits when women get on the bus with screaming kids, yes it can't be helped but put a sock in it or walk the little shit home

 

[old.Tohtori]

So the lady accidentally hits you with her pram and you tell her to 'watch where you park those fuckin things?'

That seems very much in proportion! Good job!

It's no accident when you lift your attack-carriage on the tram and push, without even as much as an "excuse me".

It's the basic panzer general mentality; "Move b*tch, get out the way!"

But i bet when someone hits you with one those mud-slingers, you'll be allpolite and go "Apologies for almost tipping your carriage over mam."

 

[Sparx]

Walking up wood Green is horrible they walk side-by-side in threes taking up the whole path and if you are at the bus stop they just keep walking at attack your heels. I've learnt how to take the pain and hold firm.

When they then have a go at you for not moving you can reply with ok first off where are your manners? Can you not see excuse me please? second, are you going to appologise for ramming into me?

If the answer is no to any of them i just stay where i am and make them go round me.
May seem cuntish but why the fuck to the insist on walking in threes across such a busy walkway (its full of shops btw real busy shopping street)

 

[Uara]

I kno exactly what you mean. In my town its quite chavvy and it seems most 19 year olds seem to have kids and they have to push their children around in big groups taking up most of the pavement. Then when your trying to get past, they just give you evils when you accidently nudge into one of their hulking beast of a pram their parents bought them as they can't afford to get them themselves!!

 

[Lamp]

If they want to hog up the pavements make them have a tax disc, & take a babby buggie proficiency test.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I don't understand why they don't install 'bottle neck bars' in certain parts of trams and trains, to force the pram users to the mid sections where there is space put aside for them. We'll be getting new trams for when our rail network gets ripped up and reinstalled next year, and we're being told they want to have a clear ruling on pram and wheelchair access on them. They want to do what they are doing on the buses, "Two prams maximum, in the area provided. No spill over or your off."

Sounds restrictive, but the local transport authority are sick and tired of pram users taking over the buses (not to mention the knocked up slags with 9 kids who's brood seem to take over the whole bus). Personally, I'd like to see a nice little sign saying "Wheelchairs have priority. Pram users must collapse their buggies for disabled users."

 

[leviathane]

Women seem to think they can ram and run over whoever the fck they liek when they have a pram. You walk around a supermarket for abit and just watch the maniacs push their buggys around like it's a demolition derby event.

 

[Aoami]

Go easy on the old 'uns imo, a lot of them are a bit gone upstairs and you've got to cut them a bit of slack.

As for the mums you speak of - some people are just wankers mothers or not, and should be treated as such.

 

[soze]

Old people round where i live are horrible not all but a small amount. I had 2 dizzy old bints walk into me and when i saide excuse you they started to call the police because i assulted them. This shop keeper with a broom even said he was going to follow me so the police could find me.

 

[Bahumat]

Fuck them all to hell.

Today I was sat on the bus, I am about 6ft so not stupidly tall, however the seats are made for two people, yet with little to no leg room you either site with your legs in the splits position, or you sit sideways.

I was sitting sideways on the outside section of the chair. This fat old woman walks up and rams her ass into me. I said "What the hell are you doing, fuck off" But she was so old and fat she literally shoved me with her Monster Ass.

All she needed to do was say "Please could you move over" and I would be happy to oblige, but she just used her fat ass to get the job done. I hope she has a stroke and gets raped by one of those weirdo's who like old people.

 

[Lamp]

Fuck them all to hell.

Today I was sat on the bus, I am about 6ft so not stupidly tall, however the seats are made for two people, yet with little to no leg room you either site with your legs in the splits position, or you sit sideways.

I was sitting sideways on the outside section of the chair. This fat old woman walks up and rams her ass into me. I said "What the hell are you doing, fuck off" But she was so old and fat she literally shoved me with her Monster Ass.

All she needed to do was say "Please could you move over" and I would be happy to oblige, but she just used her fat ass to get the job done. I hope she has a stroke and gets raped by one of those weirdo's who like old people.

Tell me about it. I'm 7 inches taller than you. I have that all the time. I find the best place to sit on a bus is on the roof.

 

[Downanael]

Fuck them all to hell.

Today I was sat on the bus, I am about 6ft so not stupidly tall, however the seats are made for two people, yet with little to no leg room you either site with your legs in the splits position, or you sit sideways.

True that,it's amazing they can't make the seats fit to the average guy but instead they apparently modelled them after anorectic models.

 

[old.Osy]

"what a horrible horrible man!"