back from hols

[TdC]

what did I miss?

wait....what?


Will's been trying to kill me, his cat probably swaffled me in my sleep, I didn't die while mountainbiking though I did fall twice o0 and I drank lots of beer but still managed to lose 3 kilos \o/

 

[Ch3tan]

that 3 kilo's will be the kidney and other organs that will's cat removed while you were sleeping and dreaming of swaffling.

 

[00dave]

Not a lot matey, a big discussion about terminator and scouse decorating his bird's house (or birdhouse if your names Toht)

 

[TdC]

hmm that explains the mysterious scars on my side that suddenly appeared o0

 

[dysfunction]

They could be stretch marks...

 

[TdC]

 

[DaGaffer]

They could be stretch marks...

*s******* First laugh I've had all day. thx

*edit* oh for fucks sake - you can't say s n i g g e r? This is discrimination against Beano readers!

 

[Chilly]

I enjoy s******ing in scunthorpe.

 

[00dave]

the king of England between 1018 and 1035 was called Cnut, that name always makes me s******

 

[tris-]

what did I miss?

There was a thread about how much cock you suck but I think its been deleted

8/10 freddies thought Tdc sucked 12 cocks an hour.

 

[MYstIC G]

8/10 freddies thought Tdc sucked 12 cocks an hour.

or more... 12 or more.

 

[TdC]

nobody told me about the cock club either

 

[Scouse]

The first rule of cock club is....

 

[MYstIC G]

Don't talk with your mouth full?

 

[00dave]

no spitting?