Back from holiday...

[tris-]

I dont care, everything below boro is the south and can therfore fuck off.

 

[Trem]

I like seeing you suffer trem, it give me joy. There I've said it, are you happy now? ARE YOU?

Well I knew it I just wanted the whole world to know it too. I reckon you have caused my arse grapes to become a fucking nightmare the last week as well.

A fucking GEORDIE?

HOW DARE YOU.

I live no where near the place! Newcastle doesnt sell parmos for a start, of if they are sold they are probably made from cockroaches covered in spunk.

Geordie, no more and no less, massive Geordie in a flat cap. (Cal told me so*)











*probably.

 

[tris-]

Cal is just jealous that he cant buy a parmo at his local fast food outlet.

 

[TdC]

Thats an illusion.

you mean...you aren't real?

I aren't surprised Ch3t is to blame, he seems to ruin most people, be it by physical damage or mental trickery he is the one to blame.

yesssssss. burn the Ch3tan! he spoilt my elafantz joke

Cal is just jealous that he cant buy a parmo at his local fast food outlet.

but I hear he's quite partial to spunk covered cockroaches!

 

[Ch3tan]

I reckon you have caused my arse grapes to become a fucking nightmare the last week as well.

I called your house and convinced Dan to put chilli's in your pile cream, so that's a fair call to be honest.

 

[tris-]

To be fair, ot isnt that bad. Weve got a boob and arse thread, shaving thread, a poo thread and some regular bizarre news updates.

 

[Trem]

To be fair, ot isnt that bad. Weve got a boob and arse thread, shaving thread, a poo thread and some regular bizarre news updates.

You have them threads because none.....NONE of you do it or see it in real life.

I mean, come the fuck on, Ch3t has a hot sister surely that should keep him away from the herb growers.

 

[Ch3tan]

yesssssss. burn the Ch3tan! he spoilt my elafantz joke

Look you can't make throw away statements about swaffling elephants without people wanting proof. If you hadn't taken so long editing the video you might have gotten away with it.

 

[tris-]

I sometimes catch your moobs and hair arse crack when im spying on your home.

 

[TdC]

Look you can't make throw away statements about swaffling elephants without people wanting proof. If you hadn't taken so long editing the video you might have gotten away with it.

but editing vids is hard work

I sometimes catch your moobs and hair arse crack when im spying on your home.

that's quite possible seeing as I have no curtains

 

[tris-]

I was talking about trem

 

[Trem]

I told Samm to buy some waxxing cream for my arse, crack and sack but she still hasn't which has surprised me. She loves causing me pain (not as much as Ch3t) so I can't understand why.

In an attempt to ease my dangle berries I shaved my own arse the other day, why does no one mention arse shaving rash...I was in agony for 48 hours and had a slippery walk due to amount of moisturiser I had put on.

Obviously I blame Ch3t for this.

 

[TdC]

aah I'm in tears! due to feeling your pain, Trem, obv, not...anything else!

ofc it's Ch3t's fault. He is the new Smeg!

 

[tris-]

I was in agony for 48 hours and had a slippery wank due to amount of moisturiser I had put on.

Obviously I blame Ch3t for this.

hehhe

chet put too much nivea on your willy.

 

[Ch3tan]

 

[Calaen]

my local takeaway does parmos ffs.

 

[tris-]

fake ones.

 

[Calaen]

Had my colonoscopy btw, felt like Mel Gibson at the end of braveheart tbh, having some guy with a foreign object inside me while I am awake was very distressing, nurse kept touching my cock as well when reaching over the other side of the bed.

 

[TdC]

did you shout FREEDOMMMMMMMmmmmmm.........*cough*?

 

[Ch3tan]

Sounds like a regular weekend for you cal tbh.

 

[TdC]

yeah Ch3t will be round after he's done with Trem, don't worry

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm all out of nivea though

 

[TdC]

it's going to be a dry one Cal. best prepare!

 

[old.user4556]

did you shout FREEDOMMMMMMMmmmmmm.........*cough*?

I scream that when I come.
































Alone.