Back from holiday...

[old.user4556]

... what did I miss?

 

[00dave]

Trem has a stalker and Polish chavs are now sluttier than British ones.

 

[nath]

Meanwhile, over on OT we're discussing the merits of chucking eggs at prostitutes. Good times.

 

[Raven]

Do you feel dirty when you come back from OT?

 

[nath]

A little part of me dies inside every time I go there - well, it would if I had any part left to die.

 

[Trem]

I am close to tears thinking my Nath visited beardville. How dare you

I don't have a bloody stalker, not any more, I have someone-who-knows-me-and-I-don't-know-her-but-I-think-I-do-now-unless-tomorrow-when-I-go-school-I-don't-know-her-again.

 

[Ch3tan]

What do you mean "visited" he's a ruddy regular there!

 

[nath]

What do you mean "visited" he's a ruddy regular there!

Woah woah woah woah. Woah.

Woah.

Steady on. I get bored easily and there's a lot more message traffic there so I post. That doesn't make me a regular.

Oh fuck who am I kidding. I blame tris and chet - they started it, I simply followed :\.

 

[Trem]

What do you mean "visited" he's a ruddy regular there!

What the......

I thought Nath was quite cool until now.

What is your favourite ale and sandal Nath?

 

[tris-]

A little part of me dies inside every time I go there - well, it would if I had any part left to die.

Stay strong, soldier.

 

[nath]

What is your favourite ale and sandal Nath?

*shudders*


You can't hold it against me though, I get so very bored. Plus as I said, I just followed tris and chet, it's peer pressure is what it is.

 

[Ch3tan]

First I get blamed for nearly taking eyes out, and now I am getting the blame for turning nath into a beardy? I aer not the FH patsy

 

[nath]

Shared blame though, and tris seems to post there more so I guess he can take most of the blame.

After all, there's no way I would have ventured in to the murky underworld of OT without influence from others. I trusted you guys and look where it led me! Trem no longer thinks I'm cool .

 

[tris-]

What the hell is this?

Ive posted in OT since it was made , any influence was absolutley indirect and probably due to my fame and people like you wanting to be me.

 

[nath]

So you admit responsibility? Good, Trem can I have my cool back please.

 

[tris-]

You are responsible for your self. Its not my fault you want to be me.

 

[nath]

Of course it is, if you weren't so awesomely wintastic then I'd not have this problem :\.

 

[Ch3tan]

How is your sitting horse stance coming along nath?

 

[TdC]

people like you wanting to be me.

I thought those people wanted to be me?

 

[nath]

How is your sitting horse stance coming along nath?

Since I've decided never to venture in to OT again I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Whatsoever.

 

[tris-]

Youll be back, I guarantee it.

 

[nath]

Not if it costs me the love and admiration of trem. Nothing is worth that.

 

[Ch3tan]

Since I've decided never to venture in to OT again I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Whatsoever.

uh-huh.

 

[tris-]

I thought those people wanted to be me?

Thats an illusion. You are now 95% like me, and people are trying to be like you, which is actually me You just dont conciously register that you are nearly the same as me.

 

[Ch3tan]

I thought those people wanted to be me?

But tris- knows kung-fu

 

[tris-]

But tris- knows kung-fu

Keanu Reeves studied me for several years before taking on the part of Neo in the Matrix.

 

[Trem]

All I see is blurred typeage, I can't see clearly due to the tears in my eyes.

I aren't surprised Ch3t is to blame, he seems to ruin most people, be it by physical damage or mental trickery he is the one to blame.

I can't blame tris for much at all seeing as he is a geordie area type person so probably doesn't know what he's doing much himself.

Ch3t you total wankburger why must you destroy all that I hold dear?

 

[Ch3tan]

I like seeing you suffer trem, it give me joy. There I've said it, are you happy now? ARE YOU?

 

[tris-]

A fucking GEORDIE?

HOW DARE YOU.

I live no where near the place! Newcastle doesnt sell parmos for a start, of if they are sold they are probably made from cockroaches covered in spunk.

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah he's teeside, not tyne side, so he knows a little of what's going on. Though less so than those south of him obviously.