Awwww... nads!

[Summo]

Friend of mine received this email from Amazon.com

We are writing in regards to your order for the item referenced below:

We are sorry to report that we will not be able to ship this item with your order.

Unfortunately, pending clarification of federal regulations now in
place regarding the shipment of computer software products outside the U.S., we have temporarily discontinued shipping software titles overseas.

Therefore, we are unable to send you this item and have cancelled this item from your order. Furthermore, because you only pay for items when we ship them to you, your credit card will NOT BE CHARGED for this item.

Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconvenience this may cause. We value your business and hope that you will continue to shop with us at Amazon.com.

Sincerely,

Customer Service Department
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com
Earth's Biggest Selection

I also received this email from them when I tried to order two cartons of Anthrax:

Dear xxx

Are you taking the piss? Fuck off.

Sincerely,

Customer Service Department
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com
Earth's Biggest Selection

One of these is true. The other is not. Can you tell which one?

 

[Testin da Cable]

the middle one

 

[xenon2000]

wha?

 

[Testin da Cable]

think about it