Ask Teh Seel.

[old.Tohtori]

I decided, in a momentary lapse of not giving a flying rats bottom, to do something for the community. Community is this thing where people are like..umm...anyway. Ask anything that you might feel interested in, are curious about or just need to know.

Yes.

That's about it.

-Teh Seel

 

[Addlcove]

Deer Seel

are there any icebeers on your icefloat? or do you nead to go to the polar ice to catch icebeers for entertainment?

Sincerely yours

Kogle

P.S. what kind of computer is holding teh icefloat afloat when you do have an icebeer on it, they wheigh an awful lot I am told

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Addlcove
Deer Seel

are there any icebeers on your icefloat? or do you nead to go to the polar ice to catch icebeers for entertainment?

Sincerely yours

Kogle

P.S. what kind of computer is holding teh icefloat afloat when you do have an icebeer on it, they wheigh an awful lot I am told

Well Google, icebeers are the essentan..essni...needed thing on Teh Icefloat. Finding them is quite easy too as they stay in the snow motui..motions...still. Icebeer's weight very much and i use a secondary icefloat to hold them. Icebeers make writing odd stuff easy as they cause my brain to try and escape my skull.

Don't go hunting for icebeers with a friend, they want some too. Hope that answers your question Google.

 

[Ardrias_Mid]

Can I ask you out?

 

[Addlcove]

Deer Seel

a second icelfoat? is that also from outerspace or did you just conjure it up as you went along and was in need of icebeers?, how do Icebeer meet taste?, is it good meet? I would really like to know as I nead a new diet (says my mama).

Google

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Pornstar
Can I ask you out?
-Your greatest fan, Jenna Jamesson.

Who..what...

Umm...

I'll just add a name.

*ahem*

Miss Jamesson,

ofcourse you can ask me out....or in even. I'm so funny...

What was i doing...?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Addlcove
Deer Seel

a second icelfoat? is that also from outerspace or did you just conjure it up as you went along and was in need of icebeers?, how do Icebeer meet taste?, is it good meet? I would really like to know as I nead a new diet (says my mama).

Google

Another mail from Google. The second icefloat is a national secret. You don't need to know where it came from. Or where my icebeers came from. Icebeers arn't made of meat! Their made of MEAD. You know, like beer always is...or..from grain or...i have to go drink a few to answer you better.

-Teh Seel

P.M.S. Listen to your momma, you are fat. I think.

 

[Serbitar]

Dear Seel

what is the square root of -1?

Eagerly awaiting response...

Serb

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Serbitar
Dear Seel

what is the square root of -1?

Eagerly awaiting response...

Serb

Serb, or should i call you Eager? I should. Dear Eager, as we all know, a -1 grows in a bush. Are you trying to trick Teh Seel? Shame on you. If you meant the root of the -1 bush, then the square part of it's called.."square root of -1 bush". They should teach these things in biolomath. Have to contact your school for neglecting the educational values of numbers in trees. Get it? Numbers...trees...oh i'm so funny i think i'll go have a cup of "stop the laughing".

-Teh Seel

 

[osy]

How many seals live on your icefloat, and how many different personalities do they have ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by osy
How many seals live on your icefloat, and how many different personalities do they have ?

-Osy

Another one with no name at the end. People don't know how to write these things...let's just add some name from the top of my head. Yeah, that's a cool name. Kinda like ozzy. Rock. I'm so good with coming up with names that they should ask me to the birth of every child, then i could call them all Bob. Then the planet would be filled with Bobs. Bobbobbobbobbobbob. Bob.

To answer your question Bob...err..ozzy...err...Osy, i'm not a seal. Seals don't talk. Silly person.

-Teh Seel

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

Dear Seel,

42?



whoo

 

[Sharma]

Dear Seel

If:

Then why does Pie taste so good?

-Sharma

 

[Sharma]

Also if:

Then why must i change lightbulbs in my bathroom?

-Sharma

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Whoodoo_RD
Dear Seel,

42?



whoo

Who? Are you trying to ask in your limited verbal skills who 42 is? Or is that your name? Who. I can just imagine the conversation in my head...


...oh what a funny conversation. Ofcourse you might just mean the hitchhiker thingy that i read once when i got really, really bored of watching the sun..but that's just silly.

- Teh Seel

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Sharma
Dear Seel

If:

Then why does Pie taste so good?

-Sharma

Also if:

Then why must i change lightbulbs in my bathroom?

-Sharma

Two mails. Must be popular in whatever region Dharma lives in.

Dear Dharma,

Pie tastes good no matter what picture you look at when eating it. Same goes with a lightbulb, you have to change them to see the picture. Don't try and eat a lighbulb or change a pie 'cause that might harm you and is really stupid.

Feel free to change my lightbulbs to pies anytime though.

-Teh Seel

 

[old.tRoG]

Dear Seel,

Why did you kill my dadda?

-Luke Skywalker

(Harr de harr harr haaaarrrrrrr)

 

[Graknak]

Dear Teh Seel,

Why do Seels look like Sheep? or at least yours do...
And why do some Sheep look like you Seel?

Also how come some Seels look like Seels while some Sheep don't look like Sheep at all?

- Moi

 

[Jonaldo]

Only a year out of date Seely Weely

Check da original Answer Master!

Ask and be answered!


This thread should be bumped and moved to off-topic in my opinion (hint hint friendly mods)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Jonaldo
Only a year out of date Seely Weely

Check da original Answer Master!

Ask and be answered!


This thread should be bumped and moved to off-topic in my opinion (hint hint friendly mods)

Two points.

A: Don't go to prydwen forums(except for song contests)

B: I'm atleast trying to be funny

Now piss off, this is a rip-off from another thin...

Err...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Graknak
Dear Teh Seel,

Why do Seels look like Sheep? or at least yours do...
And why do some Sheep look like you Seel?

Also how come some Seels look like Seels while some Sheep don't look like Sheep at all?

- Moi

Hello, Moi. Did you know that in finnish your name actually means Hello too. So I'm kinda saying hello hello here. Which is kinda odd. But that's me. Anyway, to ansewr..answer your question.

Sheep are seels in disguise, not seals in disguise, but SEELS in disguise. Only thing is that sheep are rather stupid so they stay on land and eat grass, not at all seal'ish. Also they are trying to look like Teh Seel, and not A Seal. This kinda mixes together with the seals trying to look like Teh Seel too and we're all messed up in it together.

Easy no?

-Teh Seel

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Dear Seel,

Why did you kill my dadda?

-Luke Skywalker

Well, if you remember correctly, it was YOU who cut off his hand in the end, though it's debatable if I actually electrocuted him.

So, it's a bit iffy. If i did kill him i'd say, he was getting as annoying as the airpurificator in the corner with that COOONSTANT whizzing.

P.S. This can't be used as evidence towards the existance of the Emperor or my resemblance to him in any way.

-Teh Seel

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Two points.

A: Don't go to prydwen forums(except for song contests)

B: I'm atleast trying to be funny

Now piss off, this is a rip-off from another thin...

Err...

Mine was funny. Learn from me young padawan.

 

[Jiggs]

Dear Seel,

why?


happy christmas,

Jiggs

 

[old.GeForce]

Dear Seel,

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Detective John Kimble

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Dear StrongBad.....I mean, Teh Seel,

My friend wants to know why it hurts when he pee's.

Can you tell me how many cans Addlcove can fit in his mouth at once?

- Tim

 

[Lumikki]

Dear Seel, are you familiar with the split personality syndrome?



xx

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Dear StrongBad.....I mean, Teh Seel,

My friend wants to know why it hurts when he pee's.

Can you tell me how many cans Addlcove can fit in his mouth at once?

- Tim

Teaspoon gets the price, other can go hug their red hats.

 

[old.GeForce]

Dear Seel,

Are you dead? or just having a break from answering these needy people?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by old.GeForce
Dear Seel,

Are you dead? or just having a break from answering these needy people?

Dear , why do you have a as your name? Were your parents too ashamed of your ugly nose to give you a real name?Who the hell has a as a name anyway? That's like...being called betty when you're a carrot, that's just stupid.

Anyway, the reason i'm not answering people is because this joke went old allready. Go find your funny elsewhere.

- Teh S...fuck it.