ARRR, read this me hearties

[Quige]

Black Sam Kidd

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mi other 'arf just did it and she's far scarier than me.

Watch out ahoy, here cometh Black Ann Flint!

 

[Validus]

Avast ye!

Mad William Rackham at ye' service!

 

[1tchy trigger]

There seems to be a number of the Rackham family in tonight...


...lots of love

Iron Sam Rackham

 

[Pakman]

Iron Sam Flint

Pugwash is the WIN!

ps. YARRRRR!

 

[Testin da Cable]

Mad Roger Flint



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

 

[Mr.Monkey]

Your pirate name is:


Iron Tom Bonney



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


Yaarrr. Yawn. Yarrr

 

[old.Fweddy]

What's this? Pirates on His Majesty's ocean? I'll be damned.

RAISE THE MAINSAIL! PREPARE TO BROADSIDE THE FILTHY MUPPETS!! FOR KING AND COUNTRY!

 

[Ch3tan]

Jack Sparrow.

An eccentric pirate with a black soul, and love of eye shadow.