ARGH Wife must die

[Shagrat]

Just found out aftre checking the email myself that I got an invite to the WAR Beta last Monday and she "forgot" to tell me....



I need a jury of 17-21 year old gamers and I think I could get away with a caution if I off her and bury her in the garden.....

 

[Cadelin]

and why does your wife have to read your emails for you?

Maybe if you had been temporarily blinded and had to rely on her to do it, then it would be understandable but if you so care about getting into the WAR beta you would have surely read the email yourself?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I was thinking the same.

Unless it's one of these modern;

"I love you sweetpea!"
"I love you too pumpkin!"
"Let's get a joint bank account!"
"Yeah and a joint email account!"
"Yeeei!"


What can i say, i "love" overperky couples

 

[Shagrat]

screw joint bank accounts.

all our emails to our isp account get dumped in the same inbox and she is at home more than me and reads them all.

Usually mentioning if anything is sent to me.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What's your email?


"From jenny@officestaff.org:

Last night was like sooo hot, i can't believe you knew how to do those things. Call me as soon as the wicked witch is out!

xxxoooxxx Your Jenjen!"

 

[Shagrat]

hahaha yeah you gits would do that as well....

<quickly checks to make sure email account isnt showing anywhere>

 

[Bugz]

Joint bank accounts ftw? :d

 

[Golena]

Joint bank accounts ftw? :d

Yup, that way your under no illusion about the fact that the money you earn isn't going to be spent by you.

 

[Bahumat]

Joint bank accounts ftw? :d

It sucks mate. If you are the one who is saving and they are the one spending, then you split up, she gets half and all those other things she spent the money on

 

[Bugz]

My girlfriend earns double what I earn.

Not that I have a joint bank account with her but still :d

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah Bugz, but here's a fact.

What she ears, is hers and no matter what she earns, her money ain't for your(plural) spendings.
What you earn, is hers.

 

[Bugz]

Fine by me.

It's like that with separate bank accounts anyway

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fine by you? Gees, who trained you, Ball'n'chain "r" us?

Whip and stop?

International house of Yes Dear?


Umm...


I had one more....ah hell

 

[Dandare]

Bleh why does the jury have to be aged 17-21
Surely us old ppl have more experience lol

 

[Bahumat]

Bugz is the bitch in that relationship

 

[Ezteq]

lol joint accounts are great, each month B2 and I both get £500 from our personal accounts D/D in to the joint ac and from that account all the bills come out and food shopping and stuff so whatever is in our personal accounts is our own and we can spend whatever we like without the other one going "gah what about the rent!!" also any spare money thats floating about at the end of the month we scoop off and chuck in to an ISA.

im all for joint accounts but i wont even post on FH (let alone email) if he's in the room, its not like theres ever anything personal in there either lol i just like mah privacy! (and i dont read his or anything either before you start)

Shagrat m'dear the time has come to rent the tape "dial M for murder" and then youll be in the right frame of mind

 

[Bahumat]

lol joint accounts are great, each month B2 and I both get £500 from our personal accounts D/D in to the joint ac and from that account all the bills come out and food shopping and stuff so whatever is in our personal accounts is our own and we can spend whatever we like without the other one going "gah what about the rent!!" also any spare money thats floating about at the end of the month we scoop off and chuck in to an ISA.

im all for joint accounts but i wont even post on FH (let along email) if he's in the room, its not like theres ever anything personal in there either lol i just like mah privacy! (and i dont read his or anything either before you start)

Shagrat m'dear the time has come to rent the tape "dial M for murder" and then youll be in the right frame of mind

Just call me Bahumat dammit woman! I hate B2 it's so degrading

 

[Ezteq]

cant i just refer to you as "the wife"?

 

[old.Tohtori]

lol joint accounts are great

Aye, you'd say that wouldn't you? You man eating, booty shaking, hypnomelon flashing witch!

Nothing personal ofcourse, just read "woman"

 

[Bahumat]

cant i just refer to you as "the wife"?

ok, but only if I get full access to the underwear draw...and I want a router!