ARGH!!! m00!!!

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FatBusinessman

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The shocking truth is revealed....

Your girlfriend is Gary Larson!
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Damini, I have possibly the greatest cow mug in the world. You will be jealous. A cow mug, purchased atop a mountain in Switzerland (it was either Mt Pilatus or Mt Titlis (Yes, tit-less, har har) one time, and it's the only time I've ever seen one like it.

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Normal mug, with cow pattern. Neat....

Until you look inside the mug, and see a REAL LIFE PORCELAIN COW looking back at you. ;)

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:D
 
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Summo

Guest
HOLYSHITTHERESACOWINTHERE! :uhoh:

I've just sent off for my Rizla mug. :) Cost 99p and two empty packs. I OWN THE WORLD!
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Originally posted by SomeGuy
HOLYSHITTHERESACOWINTHERE! :uhoh:

I've just sent off for my Rizla mug. :) Cost 99p and two empty packs. I OWN THE WORLD!

I will own all 3 of these. :D
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
You see, now you mentioned this, and now I realise I have 3 hours before I have to leave for college, I'm going to have to skin up now. DAMN YOU! :eek:
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Oh no! My cow is drowning! Look at his poor distraught face! Won't someone save him from the evil Dr. Pepper?

cowmug3.jpg
 
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Summo

Guest
Heh. I'm off to the smoking room. :) I'll spare a thought for you while I sit in that little cloud of nicotine and we can pretend we're smoking together. :D

*hold own hand*
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Oh no! My cow is drowning! Look at his poor distraught face! Won't someone save him from the evil Dr. Pepper?

Nah, sorry. Can't be bothered.
 
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xane

Guest
Heh, that reminds me of the time we went to Universal Studios and visited the "Twister" exhibit, lots of cow themed goodies for sale there, one of the crowd bought a "cow hat", it has the added element that unless you'd seen the film or exhibit you'd be clueless what a cow had to do with tornados.
 
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Wij

Guest
They made Twister into a film ? Must have been a long game. Nude was it ? With cows ?
 
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bigbb

Guest
Woomie, woomie! My cousin's got that mug, she has, she has! She's swiss though, and 4years old.
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Oh! How adorable! We have sooooo much in common woomie! :D
 
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xane

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
They made Twister into a film ? Must have been a long game. Nude was it ? With cows ?

Yeah, the David Cronenberg version about pre-teens getting sexual fantasies by placing their nekkid body parts on multi-coloured surfaces was a dark kafkesque melodrama highlighted by the morbid scene where they use a freshly skinned Fresian and amputate their own limbs rather than "twist" them, thus destroying the vital essence of the game, as the sacred dial only ever came up with "severed arm on black".
 
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Munkey-

Guest
I thought its just the karma sutra but backwards?
 
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Summo

Guest
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For all your Tundra delivery needs.
 

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