Are you possessed by a demon?

[tris-]

Do you have a demon? Find out from 21 questions

I scored 17

You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

It is 4RL, not like one of those Facebook things.

 

[Chronictank]

Your test score is 5
You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

aw i wanted a demon pet

 

[tris-]

Only 5? I must be really fucked up then

 

[Ch3tan]

I scored 12, but I lied if the question was funnier to answer as in my past or currently.

You'd have to be pretty fucked up to get 17.

 

[Chronictank]

what's with the emo-ness today?

 

[Raven]

17 too.

 

[tris-]

what's with the emo-ness today?

What emo-ness?

That sounds like the Devil may be affecting your perception of peoples emotions in my expert opinions.

 

[TdC]

Seven hour DVD teaching series

seven hours? I don't think I can do anything for seven hours :/ oh wait, I once watched a 12hr South Park marathon, and I can sleep for more than seven hours. woo.

 

[Lamp]

I have a Brain Slug attached to my head. Does that count ?

 

[mooSe_]

Your test score is 29
You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.


hailz

edit: I did exaggerate a bit though

 

[Xythic]

22.



/me goes off to slit wrists and write poems.

 

[Pertan]

1

 

[crispy]

Wow that reverend looks like he means business. Cba to shop some Exorcist quotes into the picture at this hour though :/

12 btw

 

[Afran]

Your test score is 3
You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

 

[Sparx]

19

booo i wanted a demon

 

[kirennia]

25...Moderate etc etc

Silly test indeed.

 

[megadave]

Your test score is 0

 

[Vintersorg]

8 - Low Risk.
The scary part is that the guy from the site seams to be serious about this. He should take the "how mentally unstable"-quiz...

 

[Gorbachioo]

Oh hes dead serious. This guy was on Dr.Phil a while ago.

The theme of that show was something like "is this normal?". Now that would be okay if philly had made fun of him, but he actually took him pretty seriously.

Oh and a, my score was 4. -,-

 

[tris-]

The guy is the real deal. Search for 'the real exorcist' on youtube.

 

[Uara]

6 No Demons for me!!

 

[liloe]

Your test score is 2 \o/

I'm sooooooooo good

 

[mooSe_]

Yeah this guy is serious; I think I remember hearing about him having the high priest of Satan on his radio show, and the front man from Deicide, or something like that. He clearly sees himself as some kind of ghost buster who fights demons.
Who you gonna call? Bob Larson!

 

[Genedril]

Hmm, took it seriously & scored 32......

It's all bollocks though <skating over the fact that 14 years ago someone called me the child of Satan...>.

 

[tris-]

Genedril has enough demons for everybody.

 

[Aoami]

31, high risk

 

[tris-]

17 doesnt seem so fucked up anymore.

 

[georgie]

Your test score is 28
You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.

Oh well.

 

[Malecheon]

11.

I can't wait til my curse-breaking DVD arrives now, I really want to see the

special Lawsuit Against Satan to break the legal rights of every curse

'cos as everyone knows with a good curse, it's all in the small print.

 

[mooSe_]

11.

I can't wait til my curse-breaking DVD arrives now, I really want to see the


'cos as everyone knows with a good curse, it's all in the small print.

haha that's brilliant.

Damn looks like I was only a couple of points off high risk, maybe if I can get my parents to abandon me or something...