Had laser eye surgery so I can now see everything clearly, even things I don't want to see clearly such as Ann Widdecombes face in high definition. Things like that make me want to poke myself in the eyes.
Can't see the end of my own nose And my nose isn't very long.
My aunt has severe eye problems and may be going blind, will spend the rest of my life praying that its my nights as a youngster reading by torchlight after "lights out" rather than me inheriting an eye condition like hers.
Edit: On the upsight my eyes are so bad I get free eyetests and money off glasses
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