Are you a good person?

[Tom]

Are you a good person test

I reckon I score 3/10

Even funnier are the comments about The Big Lebowski

 

[Jonny_Darko]

Well I haven't murdered anyone yet. Apart from that it looks like I'm screwed.

 

[kippa]

Looks like fire and poking is in my future too

 

[.Wilier.]

If Im really honest, I only get a 2

But hey, I commit adultery "in my heart" about 30 times a day to be honest.

 

[Insane]

i know im going to burn in hell for everything i've done.

and im happy in the knowledge that i enjoyed myself when doing it

white collar freaks can go jump off a cliff, their single-minded views ruin the fun for everybody else.

 

[hrodelbert]

I'm not very nice

 

[Shovel]

I was doing ok (I'm officially a Christian as it is), then I re-read them all to be safe and lost all but two of my marks.

It's the imposed interpretation that got me, if I were able to answer in the manner that I live my life, then I score an 8. But I'm not, so I didn't. Just a 2.

 

[Wij]

Look !

http://christiananswers.net/catalog/incredible.html

It seems scientists got it all wrong ! I'm convinced alreay.

 

[GDW]

I should be locked up

 

[Xtro]

"I would urge other Christian bowlers to stay away from "The Big Lebowski"."

Do these people not realise how fucking FUNNY THEIR STATEMENTS ARE?

Cheers Tom, chuckling away like a bastard now.

Don't fuck with Christian Bowlers, Bowling For Jesus Since 1AD.

 

[Yoni]

literally I score : 3 with their lovely slant I score : 2

That makes me a bad person - may I burn in hell and enjoy every minute of it

 

[Wij]

"I would urge other Christian bowlers to stay away from "The Big Lebowski"."

Do these people not realise how fucking FUNNY THEIR STATEMENTS ARE?

Cheers Tom, chuckling away like a bastard now.

Don't fuck with Christian Bowlers, Bowling For Jesus Since 1AD.

You just don't get it do you ? I suppose you thought all the Christian Death-Row-Inmates who wrote in to express their disgust at being portayed as c*nt-smell-obsessed in Silence of the Lambs were just pissing in The Pope's face do you ?

You make me sick you liberal cockcheese.

 

[Bodhi]

I scored 0/10 if you count hatred as murder (someone please tell me how that one works). Guess I'm going to hell.

What I do like is right down at the end of the page, and the options it gives you once you have read it. They all seem to be different ways of saying "I REPENT AND LET JEEBUS INTO MY LIFE", there doesn't appear to be a "I've read what you're saying, and still think you're talking shite".

 

[Tenko]

Well following that to the code I scored 1 (I haven't murdered anyone, yet)

But then I fucking hate all religions and sincerley don't believe in god.

So even If i was pretty damn good on most of the ten commandments I'd still be pretty damned fucked (though that Jesus fella seemed a nice inteligent guy, he'd probably forgive me, its only the damn churchs that are so evil)

Admittedly my views on religion aren't exactly common among those who haven't spent quite so much time as I have considering the philosophy of morals and ethics, something which has much more to say on the subject of good and bad than the ten commandments.

 

[Yoni]

I scored 0/10 if you count hatred as murder (someone please tell me how that one works).

Well I can try to explain it from a Catholic point of view. At school the nuns told us that "thou shalt not kill" included assassinating peoples personalities (ie flaming them) and thinking about killing someone as well as actually murdering someone. A bit like the adultery explanation - looking at someone else is the equivalent of committing adultery.

Shite but that is how they explained it.

 

[Bodhi]

Well I can try to explain it from a Catholic point of view. At school the nuns told us that "thou shalt not kill" included assassinating peoples personalities (ie flaming them) and thinking about killing someone as well as actually murdering someone. A bit like the adultery explanation - looking at someone else is the equivalent of committing adultery.

Shite but that is how they explained it.

Going by that heaven must be a pretty empty place........

 

[Shovel]

Flaming is murder? My God* - the BW general forum was a bloodbath...




*No pun intended.

 

[Bodhi]

Flaming is murder? My God* - the BW general forum was a bloodbath...




*No pun intended.

Aye, and I'm going straight to hell. In fact I might even make satan's right hand man. Which is nice.

 

[Shovel]

Indeed - they killed off Sadam Hussien in the first South Park film. You training up for the sequel?

 

[raw]

Well at least we wont need a forum when were dead, we can all just sit and chat in hell

I aint murdered no one yet so things could always be worse!

 

[Xavier]

hahahaha, classic

At the bottom, in the web form, they include a response option of:

I just now prayed and received eternal life through Christ.

 

[Tom]

The avatar am nice Shovel.

 

[Frizz]

You just don't get it do you ? I suppose you thought all the Christian Death-Row-Inmates who wrote in to express their disgust at being portayed as c*nt-smell-obsessed in Silence of the Lambs were just pissing in The Pope's face do you ?

You make me sick you liberal cockcheese.

Wij's religious?

:|

 

[Wij]

Wij's religious?

:|

Oh yeh. I love God like Micheal Jackson loves boys' bums.

Jesus' face -> <- meh c0><0r !!!1




Or not. Whatever.

 

[raw]

Oh yeh. I love God like Micheal Jackson loves boys' bums.

Jesus' face -> <- meh c0><0r !!!1




Or not. Whatever.

lol have you by any chance seen the trailer to scream 3? has a quality piss take of jacko and a young kid in it

 

[Siftwind]

Well I think I score three, unless because I thought I looked pretty good with a mullet at the age of 14 means I fail on point 2. I passed point one via a loophole, i.e. I'm agnostic so I don't hold any other god higher than one, who's existence I'm not sure of.

Which reminds me.... Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe there was a dog?

 

[Trancor]

I always thought religion was a way of controlling thick people. Good excuse to get drunk and have a good time though. At least i'll be warm if there is a god.

 

[Will]

As the forum vicar, I'm proud to have scored 0/10. Go me.

I'm glad my version of religion is much fluffier.

 

[Doh_boy]

hmm :/

Well, as a catholic I find most of what is written there of no worth other than 2. (Have you made a god in your mind that you’re more comfortable with, a god to suit yourself?) which I like. All the rest seems a bit silly to me. The point, imho, for calling something a sin is to prevent people from doing it. It's not a yard-stick for seperating people. There's so much in the new testament which teaches that judging people is wrong (every parable starts with some religious man being judgemental and the over-riding point is usually let god judge and concentrate on your own life). Another important point of the new testament is the idea of devine forgiveness. So basically no matter what you've done, as long as you're sorry, you will be forgiven. Granted you have to ask (confession). For me, my religion only concerns my actions, if someone was to ask me about my opinion I'd give it them, but only because they asked. My religion doesn't colour my friendships. The only time it comes up is when me and a close friend (who is gay) get drunk and have 'meaningful' talks about religion and how is sees homosexuality.

/edit umm 0 I think I gave up around 5.

 

[worMatty]

"I just now prayed and received eternal life through Christ, as well as a free car sticker and special 'I love Jesus' T-shirt."