April fool's day!

[megadave]

Heads up for any unsuspecting folk.

Usually some good shit going down on the net today, post anything fun you find

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't believe you

This day is one of the days my trust goes out the window and my "teehee" gland goes on overdrive.

 

[Imgormiel]

I won't be waking till after 12pm so, I've no personal worries on that score

 

[Raven]

BBC

Spoiler

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7973747.stm

Or at least I hope it is.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tried one on my mother, failed

Usually i manage to pull it off, but after a decade she's only possible to fool if she doesn't notice the date.

Have to ask my roomie to do a police call later.

 

[soze]

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | T | Tottenham | Spurs reveal new stadium designs

Pic looks like a joke

 

[Lamp]

The Labour Government.

Biggest joke of all. Except its not funny.

Oh and the Home Secretary's husband watches porno then she claims them back as MP's expenses ! What sort of politicians run this country?

 

[Raven]

Uptight dickends like Jacqui Smith who's husbands have to watch crappy Pay-per-view softcore porn to get their rocks off.

Wankers the lot of them, I hope they all lose their deposits.

I do so hope these expenses get leaked.

 

[Lethul]

YouTube - Allan Shearer a Newcastle Manager (01-04-09)

?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Here's a good one.

 

[Dudley52]

Here's a good one.

Dont think that is one.

North Korea looks set to launch missile - North Korea- msnbc.com

Article dated 25th March.

 

[Fast]

Heres one

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/01042009/58/lineker-shock-england-return.html

 

[Olgaline]

caskstrength.net - whisky blog: Morning Wood!!

 

[soze]

CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity skynet?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dont think that is one.

North Korea looks set to launch missile - North Korea- msnbc.com

Article dated 25th March.

Yeah, thought the part about spyplane etc was a bit iffy...ah well

 

[Mey]

Xbox.com | Official Xbox 360 UK | Alpine Legend

best one i've seen so far.

 

[Ormorof]

is it just me or is it almost safest to disregard anything and everything you hear on april fools day?

best wait until tomorrow and then figure out whats true!

(my favourite april fools ever was the BBC's flying penguins story that was awesome)

 

[pikeh]

fucking lol;

“Whose spit is in my horn?” and “More goat bell (It needs)”

 

[Fast]

Epic mounts in Quake!

QUAKE LIVE

 

[Dreamor]

Xbox.com | Official Xbox 360 UK | Alpine Legend

best one i've seen so far.

that is the best one so far, brilliant

 

[Imgormiel]

The Labour Government.

Biggest joke of all. Except its not funny.

Oh and the Home Secretary's husband watches porno then she claims them back as MP's expenses ! What sort of politicians run this country?

This post gets the Gorbachioo rating of approval

 

[Imgormiel]

Well, here's a link to a few April fool's stories that could have been but aren't

BBC NEWS | Magazine | 10 stories that could be April Fools... but aren't

 

[megadave]

Downloaded the new Wolverine movie, initially thought the upload must be an April fools but it was real. I wish it wasn't. What a shit shit movie.

 

[Ezteq]

megadave i am going to take that as your april fool because i refuse to believe it!!!

/refuse!!!

*snikt snikt*


anyway, wanna hear the april fool b2 pulled on me this morning? hold on to your hats guys its amazing..




he made me a cup of tea in bed...

and it was in His cup!!! and when i asked where my winnie the pooh cup was (I only ever drink from that) you ready??


he said it was broken!!!


and he hid it!

wow i mean omfg ashton kutcher, jeremy beadle, noel edmonds pfft they got nothing on my man!

 

[Everz]

I told an ex i had aids..

 

[Lamp]

best one was the Spaghetti tree
people phoned in after seeing it on TV wanting to know where they could buy a spaghetti tree from

 

[Afran]

The Camelot Herald ^^

 

[Ch3tan]

for Dukat:

ThinkGeek :: Squeez Bacon®

 

[soze]

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