Apple = teh EVIL !!!1

[Wij]

and Pokemon too...

http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.html

 

[Moving Target]

Darwin is portrayed as a sympathetic character who is attacked by ignorant Christians for his "revolutionary thought" which he is shown likening to "confessing a murder" (again, another slip of honesty).

What a load of bollocks

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

 

[xane]

Methinks he found the database application on an iMac unsuitable for cataloguing his kiddie pr0n.

 

[Wij]

Really ?

/me cancels iMac order

 

[xane]

s'ok Wij, the problem was with indexing by surname, but seeing as most goats have single names then it should not be a problem for you.

At least that's what the Catholic Priest next door told me.

 

[Wij]

He's pretty expressive considering he's got your cock in his mouth.

 

[xane]

That's possible, he is only next door after all

 

[Will]

Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured above). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

O...K...

 

[Damini]

I LOVE Christian Propoganda. I honestly do read it for fun.

www.chick.com is actually one of the funnies sites I have ever encountered. Have a peruse. Chances are you'll find that Satan is your boss. And your hobby. And your favourite TV programme.

 

[Ukle]

I first thought this must be a joke… carried on reading and then read the comments (especially love the chmod 666 one J). Forced me to check to ensure that this site is for real and well it is V.ODD (see link below for further proof) but looks for real.

Almost tempted to try and find out if the author is even a real person but don’t know where to start. Although the article does prove one thing, as if people are that misguided then goes to show if there is a god it either has a great sense of humour or there is some great evil at play. Just a pity there is bound to people on the nutter fringe who would probably believe this shit.

Now for some quality links on that site…

Biography of the author and the other misguided idiots
http://members.truepath.com/objective/members.html#PALEY

WTF?!?!?! -
http://members.truepath.com/objective/babyj.html

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Damini
I LOVE Christian Propoganda. I honestly do read it for fun.

LOL. The people who made this are mad!

 

[Moving Target]

The Godfathers - http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114/godfathersindex.asp

 

[xane]

If this is not satire its certainly one of nuttiest examples I've ever seen.

I love his analysis of "turning a cross into a swastika", obviously the fact that a swastika is in fact another religious symbol has completely passed over his head.

Ironically, the Richard Dawkins meme concept he so aggressively attacks can be presently perfectly in his own writing, watching the "evolution" of his essay through its addendums neatly exposes how thoughts propogate.

P.S. the featured Dawkins' book The Selfish Gene is a terrific read, I'd recommend it to anyone.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Moving Target
LOL. The people who made this are mad!

Mad they may be, but Al Gore's wife is one of them, sometimes even watching that Chimp Bush I consider that maybe America actually made the right decision.

 

[Wij]

This stuff is a goldmine. Much chuckling here

 

[xane]

That site brings up some great stuff.

Looking at Jim Carlson's Landover Baptist Shutdown page, he starts with the following:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse

(Landover Baptist is a spoof religious site, the humour has obviously been lost on him).

Apart from being a complete load of bollocks, he obviously has forgotten the First Amendment of the American Consitition that protects the right of free speech, thus:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances

Note the specific mention of an established religion, so proclaiming the USA as a Christian Country is actually counter to this Amendment.

 

[Munkey-]

*ahem*

internet created by america? methinks not chappy! Tis infact English computer scientist Tim berners-Lee who

quietly laid the foundation for the WWW in the early 1980s. Educated at Oxford, where he read physics, Berners-Lee later went to work at CERN, the European Particle Physics Laboratory in Geneva, where in 1989, he sat down at his computer and produced a proposal that would make this understated Englishman the unsung hero of the Internet.

thats from the book about him called "Weaving the web" which is a facinating read.

-------------------------------------------

also on the note of christains is peodophilia! bishops, popes, internet sites all practice it. here is a taster

Hello! My name is Lambuel and I hope that we can be friends. I would like to share with you my love for Jesus. Did you know that Jesus loves each and every one of us? It's true! In the Bible He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him sould not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

also included in this facinating world of Christian is racism and pre-jeduce:

If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!

and finally. learn about the facinating undiscovered histor of our planet:

Wrong, little buddy - Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas! And the Earth is only 10,000 years old! Incredible but TRUE!

and people around here wonder why i dont believe in God.

honestly, the stupidity and gullability of people is amazing and the depths that humans will go to to twist somebody round to their POV is amazing. but leave the children alone you gits!

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by camazotz
P.S. the featured Dawkins' book The Selfish Gene is a terrific read, I'd recommend it to anyone.

If you like Dawkins chances are you'll enjoy the books by Lyall Watson, check out Supernature first, or Gifts of Unknown Things, both are a fantastic read.

 

[Furr]

Hahahahah

Fundamentalist Christians! REALLY R NUTS! Just like the rest of them Fundamentalist types.

"Evolution RULES"

Hasn't the world worked out that all evil seems to stem from religion.

 

[xane]

The truely sad part is whilst these nutcases are deliberating links between Mac and Satan, they ignore the more pressing issues facing Christianity

 

[Wij]

Well what would you expect of those gay Catholics ? Papacy is a sin against the Lord and makes Baby Jesus cry... and send them to Hell when they die !!!1

 

[Testin da Cable]

eeek gives me the creeps fs

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Wij
Well what would you expect of those gay Catholics ? Papacy is a sin against the Lord and makes Baby Jesus cry... and send them to Hell when they die !!!1

I'm a Catholic, thanks.

 

[Testin da Cable]

KILL HEEEM!!!!34

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Moving Target


I'm a Catholic, thanks.

So, you eat the death cookie??

I do so hate these "other religions are evil" cartoons. Saw one being thrown about the uni about how all indian gods are actually Satan, and how we can "Save the infidels!". Nauseating.

I actually stopped believing in God before I stopped believing in Father Christmas. Well, I say God, more like Christianity. I read some propoganda 4 kids! bull cartoon (much like these) and I remember it really upsetting me, because some poor guy was hauled off to hell because although he'd been good all his life, he'd forgot to pick up the trusty shield of sunday worship or some such, and so was turned away at the pearly gates and carried off by devils. I had a huge argument with the sunday school teachers about how horrible that made God, and said I didn't like him anymore.

I also fired off an angry e-mail to the writer of chick when I first found the site, but he never got back in touch. Now I'm a bit more mellow and just see it as stupid, but the worrying fact is that there are people who will read that and buy every single word. Quite literally buy - all the cartoons are designed for you to buy (as a good Christian) and use them to convert the masses.

 

[Moving Target]

I don't believe everything in the bible, I don't go to church, I don't pray etc but I don't like it when people take the piss out of Catholics, presuming they are some kind of zealous old fogey who is against D&D and thinks that Harry Potter is evil.

 

[Damini]

I thought it was the Christians who thought Harry Potter was evil? It was meant to be filmed at Canterbury Cathedral but they refused, because Harry drinks the blood of virgins. Or something.

 

[Moving Target]

Catholics are Christians.

 

[Damini]

Well, theres an adjective I'm missing from that sentence then.

Probably serves me right for leaving Sunday School at seven.

 

[Daffeh]

i AM Satan...