just got stopped by cops this night
was driving pirate taxi
and plus I was speeding before I met the cops.
in about 110km/t
slowed down to 80 again. and then when I came over the bridge, I saw a bunch of people standing in the round about, set my highbeams on, and I saw their suit were shining back, and I'm like, oh fucking shit! slowed real down fast, and had in mind just doing a U turn in the road
but I couldnt...
so I just tryed to look chill while comming down to them, and there is an officer moving in the middle of the road pointing to the side etc,
so I stopped, shivering and talking backwards like, ohoomamee hi mates....
diddidi didid idididi I do anything wrong?
your drivers licence please...
" thinking " FUCKING piece of SHIT YOU SON OF A COCK MUNCHER! "
my epeenis was like pointing down instead of around the world then:<
they came with this mouth piece and a alcometer,
and they are like, you blow!
so I blew on that alco metre, till that beeping stops...
and they are looking at me, while I'm sitting there looking back at them smiling
have a GOOD FUCKING NIGHT MATE!!!!!!!!
0.0 % alcohol!
I'm like. have a good mornightafternoon!
they loved scaring the shit out of me...
I had problems starting the car after that, bet you I almost wet my pants!
happend to anyone?
this was my first time.
was driving pirate taxi
in about 110km/t
slowed down to 80 again. and then when I came over the bridge, I saw a bunch of people standing in the round about, set my highbeams on, and I saw their suit were shining back, and I'm like, oh fucking shit! slowed real down fast, and had in mind just doing a U turn in the road
so I just tryed to look chill while comming down to them, and there is an officer moving in the middle of the road pointing to the side etc,
so I stopped, shivering and talking backwards like, ohoomamee hi mates....
diddidi didid idididi I do anything wrong?
your drivers licence please...
" thinking " FUCKING piece of SHIT YOU SON OF A COCK MUNCHER! "
my epeenis was like pointing down instead of around the world then:<
they came with this mouth piece and a alcometer,
and they are like, you blow!
so I blew on that alco metre, till that beeping stops...
and they are looking at me, while I'm sitting there looking back at them smiling
have a GOOD FUCKING NIGHT MATE!!!!!!!!
0.0 % alcohol!
I'm like. have a good mornightafternoon!
they loved scaring the shit out of me...
I had problems starting the car after that, bet you I almost wet my pants!
happend to anyone?
this was my first time.

