Anyone Remember...

[Simemir]

that song "always the first to die" was about mages in D&D?

if anyone knows where i can get it from, please let me know

cheers

 

[old.Tohtori]

*sighs*

Copy--> "Always the first to die"

Open google.

Paste text as it is, with the tiny "'s too.

Press enter.

Not that hard.

But, to be "helpful" to the neo-nerds... Click.

EDIT: Oh yeah, "watch movie" starts the show.

 

[Thorwyn]

Open google.

Where can I download google?

 

[Lamp]

Type google into google. Should tell you

 

[evzy]

Tried that but think I spelt it wrong - how do you spell Google exactly?

 

[tris-]

i typed google into google and 77 milion results, how do i connect to the internet?

 

[Blackjack]

i saw a dog once

 

[tris-]

i saw a dog once

can you please tell me how do i connect to the internet?

 

[DirtyDiana]

anyone know anyone who wants to sell me their prostate? either that or a bongo? that will do fine ... i plan to take over the world with super human mushrooms .... ps.... please dont kick my god. ty

 

[tris-]

cannabis + mushrooms + cocaine = dirtydiana?

 

[Himse]

hwo od me slleps nda?

work it out ;p

 

[DirtyDiana]

ive never met your freakin daughter? anyone going to pizza hut anytime soon? cos i fancey a big mac

 

[- English -]

ive never met your freakin daughter? anyone going to pizza hut anytime soon? cos i fancey a big mac

HAHAHA rep

 

[Blackjack]

can you please tell me how do i connect to the internet?

Inter-net?

 

[tris-]

do you know where i can get a keyboard and a wireless hotspot navigation tool dispensing system device for connection of the networks#?

 

[- English -]

theres no socket for my wireless mouse ;(

kinda sux i know

 

[DirtyDiana]

not being big headed or anyting but you guys suck at being random ... seriously think of something random .... saggy tits for example .. kinda funny yea .. somet else random ... black pudding .... now you need to think of something really funny .... like prince charles hanging off a cliff by his nose hair ... and what have you got? ermm dunno tbh but i bet its faster than a ostridge.

 

[- English -]

what about this;

prince charles hanging from a cliff with his nostril hair?!

 

[tris-]

thats shit, what about chickens and something to do with an ostridge?

 

[DirtyDiana]

thats shit, what about chickens and something to do with an ostridge?

lame

 

[tris-]

oh is it? i thought it was an attempt to take the piss aswell

 

[DirtyDiana]

i am the 5th monkey of winchester, now you must all toss my salad untill next tuesday ... dont touch the vase.

 

[DirtyDiana]

anyway about this cow tipping convo .. aint nothing funnier than staring out a cow from 3 inches away .. and then head butting it and running for your life .. unless you like milk of course ... one legged man doing the splits ... man falls over ... ta daa .. you cant laugh cos the one legged man is a cripple .. so even though he was trying to be funny you cant laugh .. thats politics for you .

 

[Equador]

Banana phone, quite rly!

 

[DirtyDiana]

Banana phone, quite rly!

Man Utd 0 Telford United 2

 

[old.Tohtori]

Trust me Diana, these peeps know, you don't want for me to start being random.

Your randomnes --> *

My randomnes and oddnes -->

 

[tris-]

what the fuck is this, battle of the random eletronic penis or something?

no one gives a fuck shit about how random you are.

 

[Vladamir]

what the fuck is this, battle of the random eletronic penis or something?

Hahaha

My grandma's e-tattoo's are cooler than your grandma's e-piercing's.

 

[DirtyDiana]

Trust me Diana, these peeps know, you don't want for me to start being random.

Your randomnes --> *

My randomnes and oddnes -->

gimme yea best shot biatch ... btw will reply in the morning mrs just went balistic and ordered me to bed cos i was replacing the cans in my xmas larger tower with empty ones .... my life is to own you mr Tohton ... ive still got everlasting reminders in my head from where your mother used to pour chillie source over my belly button and lick it out, and play with the fluff that had been sitting for weeks in my black hole of doubt ... i owe it to my belly button, i owe to the world ... LET THE RANDOM WARS BEGIN .... hi mom /waves look at me im on TV ... well the internet ... but hey know one knows you dont have a internet tv.

 

[Aoln]

Shane MacGowan (singer for The Pogues) damaged his teeth by (amoungst other things) eating a beach boys cd whilst on acid.

Random, funny, interesting and educational!