Anyone need a job?

[ECA]

A Job Centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.
The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.
The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.
The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.
"We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.


BBC NEWS | Business | The witch job that earns £50,000

Dams you'd be purrrfect!

 

[TdC]

Spoiler

cough

 

[ECA]

You look pretty hot in that outfit teedles.

 

[00dave]

I have to point out you can see thatch in that picture.

Wookey hole always made me giggle when I drove past the signs, it just sounds like some geek's dogging site.

 

[TdC]

You look pretty hot in that outfit teedles.

thanks but I'm 100% lezza and spurn your pizzle

I have to point out you can see thatch in that picture.

Spoiler

soz, I'm frisky tonight

 

[ECA]

I have to point out you can see thatch in that picture.

The better to hide his co><or in my dear.

 

[Moriath]

but but im allergic to cats but i can do the suspenders if that helps

especially for 50k a year

 

[Jaberwocky]

but but im allergic to cats but i can do the suspenders if that helps

especially for 50k a year

Oh thank you for that mental image, time to find some mind bleach.

 

[Damini]

A Job Centre is advertising a "witch" vacancy with tourist site Wookey Hole, in Somerset, for £50,000 a year.
The witch, who has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.
Wookey Hole staff say the role is straightforward: live in the cave, be a witch and do the things witches do.
The advert for the post, placed in the local press as well as job centres, says applicants must be able to cackle and cannot be allergic to cats.
The job has come up after the previous witch retired from the role.
"We are witchless as the moment so need to get the role filled as soon as possible," said Daniel Medley from the tourist destination.


BBC NEWS | Business | The witch job that earns £50,000

Dams you'd be purrrfect!

I would kick arse at that job. Do you think they'd mind a witch with a reclining sofa and a flat screen tv though? Because there's living in a cave, and then there's living in a god damn cave, and I'm a bit fussy. I do have three black cats though, and unruly hair, so surely I'm a shoe in?

 

[Damini]

Oh wait, I just tried cackling, and I'm a bit shit at it. Needs work.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

but but im allergic to cats but i can do the suspenders if that helps

I suddenly feel rather ill.

 

[Moriath]

I suddenly feel rather ill.

i aim to please

 

[dysfunction]

but but im allergic to cats but i can do the suspenders if that helps

especially for 50k a year

You will have to post some pics of this then...

 

[Moriath]

pay me 50k and i will

 

[ECA]

BBC NEWS | Business | Wookey Hole employs new witch

She sucks.

Dams you so should have applied.

 

[old.user4556]

cough

Aria Giovanni. Big boobs, the way I like it.

 

[mycenae]

If she won, makes you wonder what the competition was like!

 

[Fast]

Oh thats shite, how lame.