Hawkwind
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It could be worse. They could change it to Spurs!
anyone know essex slang?
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It could be worse. They could change it to Spurs!
soze
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Ch3tan
I aer teh win!!
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Oh man oh man oh man. Let's get this ball rolling!
soze
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Fuck my life!
The Year 2071
Tv show
Please help me welcome, doctor Fred Helzgit von damnit,
who holds a phd in historical civil wars.
*Applaus*
Welcome sir, have a seat.
Host: So Dr. von Damnit,
How and why did the British civil war of 2021-2053 start,
there have been many theories and suggestions, but if I'm to understand your new book,
You've Uncovered the true answer ?
The Doc: Yes Yusuf al Mcentire, it all started back in 2009 on a primitive gaming forum,
things were siad, names were called, and it just escallated from there, until it reached parlementary
levels in 2017 and into amutual embargo in 2019, in 2020 the north changed it's offical language to Gaelic,
and the South ansered by Proclaiming Chelsea the football team of the centuray!
and changed thier offical flag to resemble the French Flag.
Well Yusuf..things got really bad by 2021. When the Northerns Prime minister offered to go on a consilince date
with the southerners PM who happened to be a Fine lady, and she refused he's offer, proclaining Sho Don playz dat game!
Offended by this rejection, The Northern PM Called for all out war, And sent a Midnight Air raid to bomb Arsenal home game vs Paris Saint-Germain.
The southerners replied by wiping Man united of the the face of the earth with a tactical Nuklear missil. the loss of Bayern Munchen
was registered as unfortunate civil casualties, "wich the german goverment accepted" and were compensated with spurs united.
The host:
Well Unfortunatly I have to stop you here, as we'r running out of time, But facinating indeed.
So from Us here at OT-TV we thank you for watching, and all hail our gloriouse leader The Tohtori!
Nooooooooooooo!
Ch3tan wakes up in a cold sweat.
phew!
it was all just a dream
Tv show
Please help me welcome, doctor Fred Helzgit von damnit,
who holds a phd in historical civil wars.
*Applaus*
Welcome sir, have a seat.
Host: So Dr. von Damnit,
How and why did the British civil war of 2021-2053 start,
there have been many theories and suggestions, but if I'm to understand your new book,
You've Uncovered the true answer ?
The Doc: Yes Yusuf al Mcentire, it all started back in 2009 on a primitive gaming forum,
things were siad, names were called, and it just escallated from there, until it reached parlementary
levels in 2017 and into amutual embargo in 2019, in 2020 the north changed it's offical language to Gaelic,
and the South ansered by Proclaiming Chelsea the football team of the centuray!
and changed thier offical flag to resemble the French Flag.
Well Yusuf..things got really bad by 2021. When the Northerns Prime minister offered to go on a consilince date
with the southerners PM who happened to be a Fine lady, and she refused he's offer, proclaining Sho Don playz dat game!
Offended by this rejection, The Northern PM Called for all out war, And sent a Midnight Air raid to bomb Arsenal home game vs Paris Saint-Germain.
The southerners replied by wiping Man united of the the face of the earth with a tactical Nuklear missil. the loss of Bayern Munchen
was registered as unfortunate civil casualties, "wich the german goverment accepted" and were compensated with spurs united.
The host:
Well Unfortunatly I have to stop you here, as we'r running out of time, But facinating indeed.
So from Us here at OT-TV we thank you for watching, and all hail our gloriouse leader The Tohtori!
Nooooooooooooo!
Ch3tan wakes up in a cold sweat.
phew!
it was all just a dream
old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Hey! I'm not that bad. All i would suggest are some light socialist based changes that were more or less national *cough*
