Anyone have toys in their bath ?

[old.Tohtori]

172, get in!

Oh oh oh!

...ah pooie..i guess i'm getting too old to make that joke..

 

[Tasslehoff]

Oh oh oh!

...ah pooie..i guess i'm getting too old to make that joke..

Or the joke is getting too old to be told?

 

[Wonk]

172, get in!

get down from that ladder, will you? :<

 

[Lamp]

why the fuck is every one on this forum 6'7" making me feel like a dwarf at 6'4" bloody chynoble freaks

6'4" aint short. You're only 3 inches shorter than me and Ormorof

Who cares about 3 inches ?

:touch:

 

[Lamp]

being 6ft7 has some advantages, but some really annoying things too, for example in the house i live in (its really old) the doorframes only go up to my nose so when i come home drunk i almost give myself concussion each time i walk through a door, goes something like this...

me: wahey i managed to get home <munches on pizza>
BANG hits head on doorframe
me: gawd damn doorframes <ducks under and looks back shaking fist angrily at door frame, then carries on walking>
BANG hits head on next doorframe to get into living room as wasnt paying attention/still in too much pain from first one

its not pretty, one day i will seriously hurt myself!

LOL. The doors in my house are only 6'4". Fortunately, I've learned to guage their height. Most of the time...Curse night time and the lack of lights.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Or the joke is getting too old to be told?

True, true. Too easy...but...have to say...

Who cares about 3 inches ?

What is this? "Tempt bad puns" day?

 

[Lamp]

Think you sir that I tempteth bad puns ? For shame, quoth I !

(not enough Elizabethan on this forum imho)

 

[Mikah75]

LOL. The doors in my house are only 6'4". Fortunately, I've learned to guage their height. Most of the time...Curse night time and the lack of lights.

ah the curse of the tall people having to limbo down the stairs to avoid knocking yourself unconscious. the worst time is when our kind is a teenager in growth spurts, i remember sprinting down the stairs at home when i was 17 headbutting the ceiling and waking up an hour later by someone opening the front door into my laying body in the hall

 

[Lamp]

LOLZ, Mikah

 

[CorNokZ]

ah the curse of the tall people having to limbo down the stairs to avoid knocking yourself unconscious. the worst time is when our kind is a teenager in growth spurts, i remember sprinting down the stairs at home when i was 17 headbutting the ceiling and waking up an hour later by someone opening the front door into my laying body in the hall

True... Us teenagers can take a nap wherever, whenever!

*ding One of Freddy's beloved.. Sniff sniff :')*

 

[Lamp]

The words "teenager" and "spurts" in the same sentence - most appropriate

 

[CorNokZ]

The words "teenager" and "spurts" in the same sentence - most appropriate

What are you trying to tell us Lamp? You like teenage squirt or that you like squirting teenagers?

 

[Bugz]

I'm fooking 5 ft 9 - same as Pikeh.

Doesn't take away from the fact I have a big wang

 

[pikeh]

I'm fooking 5 ft 9 - same as Pikeh.

Doesn't take away from the fact I have a big wang

oh right, thought we were talking about wang sizes.

 

[Ezteq]

hahah yep i got a rubber shark, an aligator and sandy the squirrel from spongebob in a boat.

i wub baffs! i also have a bottle of bubble bath matey way hay!


the sophistocation of my life...

 

[Mikah75]

lol my flat mate only has baths and always has matey never runs out

 

[Bahumat]

True... Us teenagers can take a nap wherever, whenever!

*ding One of Freddy's beloved.. Sniff sniff :')*

Gratz

I am about 6foot, but I have a rubber duck who's head comes off turning him into a vibrating toy....me and my bum love him!

 

[Imgormiel]

Gratz

I am about 6foot, but I have a rubber duck who's head comes off turning him into a vibrating toy....me and my bum love him!

Didn't you say that toy was old.windforce or something?

 

[Bahumat]

Didn't you say that toy was old.windforce or something?

I had to trade him in, he was too noisy!

Oi Windforce check ya Horde forum dammit!

 

[CorNokZ]

lemme' join

171 \o/

Wassup lowbie?!

I'm 25cm's taller than you! xD

 

[Tasslehoff]

Wassup lowbie?!

I'm 35cm's taller than you! xD

Fuck off, you're not 206 cm's

 

[CorNokZ]

Fuck off, you're not 206 cm's

How would you know?

You're like.. yay high

 

[Sparx]

first thing i thought when i saw the title of this thread is, whats the bets Ez has loads of toys (leave it) for her bathtime

Thanks for proving me right

 

[Huntingtons]

What are you trying to tell us Lamp? You like teenage squirt or that you like squirting teenagers?

in any case its a win!

 

[CorNokZ]

Squirts on teenagers is also great !

 

[Wonk]

Wassup lowbie?!

I'm 25cm's taller than you! xD

Atleast I dont have problems getting eye-contact with the ladies that's what they want, aye?

 

[Huntingtons]

anything containing squirt is great!

 

[CorNokZ]

Atleast I dont have problems getting eye-contact with the ladies that's what they want, aye?

Atleast the girls don't have to bend over to give me a blowjob! I stick jam it in their mouth!

 

[Wonk]

Atleast the girls don't have to bend over to give me a blowjob! I stick jam it in their mouth!

*erhm* .... what girls?






PS. how is it when she has to stand on a ladder?

PPS. ffs, this thread was about plastic ducks :|

 

[CorNokZ]

*erhm* .... what girls?






PS. how is it when she has to stand on a ladder?

PPS. ffs, this thread was about plastic ducks :|

She doesn't have to stand on a ladder to kiss me.. I just take a seat and she can sit on my lap!

ps. Nerf rubber ducks!