Anyone for a pizza!

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old.EnXime

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Hmmmm lovely, just got bored, so i thought i'd post a totally useless post! :lol

Clan KmA

Coming soon WIREFRAME
 
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Sar

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Read: I JUST POASTED TO PYMP MEI WEBSYTS WIHT A LAEM ECKSKUWSE!!
 
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old.EnXime

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Translation, i just posted to make myself look good, arnt i a twat :lol
 
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Originally posted by EnXime
Translation, i just posted to make myself look good, arnt i a twat :lol
Click to expand...
Well, at least you admit it... :p
 
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old.D3-

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I feel the need to post the following smile.... stuck in college on a fixed res of 800x600 with no lessons till 1pm...

:fluffle:

Feel for me people. Feel for me.
 
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Sar

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Ok, I feel this for ya:

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Ahh who the hell am I kidding, I'm in work ffs :(
 
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old.EnXime

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Yep, better admitting to something than denying and making yourself look a total prick. :D

"oooohhh i just farted" sorry that was me, hands up :clap:

Better out than in i always say!
 
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Sar

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Ex NGUK admin?

Not something to boast about.

*cough*

;)
 
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old.D3-

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Sar... your an inside man...

Quick, get into the airvents, goto the area titled "Broadband Sector", find the room called "Quality" - wait till they goto lunch... on a computer 3rd from the left is a menu, on it you should see a checkbox called "QualARtEE oF SeRVEICE = SHIt3"

Untick it

This thread will lock in 30 seconds.
 
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Lol

If I was to get into that room it'd get firebombed :p
 
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Sar

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ADSL is just inherently shite, bloody jumped up ISDN with fancy notions. :p

NTL Cable Modem owns it sideways. :D
 
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Quit Messages:

<Easileigh> my bot is ignoring my dcc chat requests <Pi|Mu|Rho> maybe it doesn't want to cyber?

<Bandito-> lo peeps :] <Bandito-> just came into see saaaaaaing <Bandito-> k, ive seen the worlds largest twat, laters :} [Parts: Bandito- (PFFFF@host213-122-137-228.btinternet.com)]

<@Bandit0> oo <@Bandit0> 2 new mails :D <@Bandit0> I AM TEH POUPULER! <@Bandit0> RiskyMail4Free Password Confirmation ??????? WTF?

*** Bob_food is now known as Bob_Ill

<qui|fs> joi <qui|fs> -o <qui|fs> -i <qui|fs> +o

<@WildWayz> eeeeeeeeek <@WildWayz> I kicked and banned Qui in my sleep! <@WildWayz> BONUS! ;)

<@CHiNX> I am not a clan hopper <@CHiNX> I have been in the following clans: U13, hfb, sfh, op, ef, es, d3, wcz, kk, nbk, tu, ex, sdu, f2f, ice, kwr, ngi, xl, ig, ai, r, vie, wak, ds, dl, LiMp, h$, and RK.

<Pathon> Bull almost won £11,000,000 on the lottery, he only needed 5 more numbers

<Gamepro_Cho> ok how many gamepros have u pestered in the past week? <spearchu> ALL OF THEM <spearchu> HONEST

<Lazarus> Anyone ever heard of the rodeo position during sex ?? <dibs> Isn't that when you take your missus from behind - moan your previous girlfirends name - and see how long you can stay on? ;)

<no_angel>: I AM A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER WITH A MASSIVE 11 INCH COCK.WANNA CHAT>??!!

<Chamfer^> im your father <ACE|FRAG> chamf, im older than you

<Rolypoly> The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

<Suds> chess is like women <Suds> best for a slow build up <Suds> to be hectic middlegame <Suds> and an explosive endgame ;)

<Torque> The moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on.....

<Waylander> Dear DaveG, i wrote a poem for you: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You broke T2 I HOPE YOU'RE FUCKING HAPPY.

<EeOre> my servers gone down on me!

<Marc> Fuck off. <Marc> No, seriously. Fuck off. <Marc> Nothing personal.

<HosT^> ian i can tell just by talking to you over IRC that my penis is probaly about 50% bigger

<Armageddon_War^> anyway, there is nothing technically wrong with saying "I like anal", is there?

** WhiteGold was kicked by WhiteGold (WhiteGold)

<@robert-> and , dont turn down being done up the ass by a girl till u tried it

** Cheesebury retries the cs server repeatedly so he can spank neal || <@velvet> im spanking myself atm

<qui> COPcl - how familiar are you with telnet? or is that a really stupid question :) || <COPcl> that is a really stupid question..

qui|BEINGSOCIAL I've had whisky, beer, red port, white port, red wine, white wine and sherry ... and I'm actually smiling

<@Bandito-> astute obs d33 m8 :} i can tell by lookin at your name that you.....are..some.....kinda droid ?? ;[ <+D33> well more a blow up doll with AI, but close =)

<+D33> Just got out the bathroom, bollock fackin naked into a dark and cold house...... my johnson has never SHRVILLED SO SMALL BEFORE

<@Jenkskii> crouching netsplit hidden bombbomb

<mara> i look like a right poof today :< <mara> my gf put makeup on me

<+Chamfer> lol <+Chamfer> KA auck <+Chamfer> suck <+Chamfer> FFS <+Chamfer> JA

<+Chamf^> did you watch resovwar dogs (speling is fuicked)

<@Bandito-> biggest turn on is twats wiv attitude <@Bandito-> hiiiiii jade ;] 'pout'

<Pathon> It's against the law for gay people to get married and fight in the military. Who the fuck's got it better than that? :-/

<+Chamf^> not everyday a woman says she wants to show you her tree :p <+Chamf^> yes <+Chamf^> that makes no sence

<@HatCHeT> anyhoo, some of us gotta work hard whilst you jobless shagwits sit around all day fiddling with yaselves and watching tv....others like me just go to work and drink coffee

<@Jenkski> im naked, who wants to friggin touch me

<@MZhukov> I do not play games as I am too busy spreading love. Once I spread it on my cat, and my mum slapped me. But while she was at work I got revenge by spreading love on her toothbrush.

<@Hicks> no cock can penetrate the steel stronghold known as my ass, silly child

<ColdAsIce> how do i know who the enemy is? <-=MadKnifeMan=-> they have american accents

<Munk> I ....was cheated at monopoly at 6 ....i never recovered and downloaded OGC 'sniff'

<Intron> so im welsh nd ginger LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Yoshimo> I need a aimbot in real life <Yoshmio> I piss all over the toilet seat

*** WildDEAD is now known as WildWayz <D33> Resurection!

<Vesuvius> I am (Playing mp3): incest 18yr fucks his mature mom.mpeg

<mef2003> i am 20/f/uk if any hot guys wanna chat <howlingrelic_0> hey mef i'll have fun with you <TropicalUkmale> and do you go with us older men? <marrowman_1> hi babe <marrowman_1> what u into? <mef2003> Porn! <marrowman_1> cool me too

<D33> BBC2 NOW!1 - Weakest Link Transvestite Show.. <XiMuS> i mean whatever floats ya boat an all..... <D33> this does.... <D33> exciting :D

<Munro> french own.. <Boogie^> the only thing they own is your ass Munro <Boogie^> :D <Munro> well thats public property

[22:22] <][nf`Aw3h> gonna eat and such, bbl [04:15] * ][nf`Aw3h is still away. [04:15] <Poog> dont tell me uve been eating for nearly 6 hours u cunt

<geno> Don't argue with an idiot he'll just drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience

<k101|aweh> is listening to::> Unknown Artist - Braveheart Theme - (Trance) <::

<Intron> I ODNT TYEP BADELY FSF!!!¬1

<CarnifeX`> (I am Back) (From) brb (I was gone for) 1663wks 1day 22hrs 30mins 47secs ×Tracer Script×

<Char> JUST COME BACK FROM WATCHING TV TO INFORM YOU ALL I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS

<AsHLey> ahh did u know in austrailia it is legal to have sex with a kangaroo if u are drunk

<T-Bag|awayish> might go shag those carol singers while i wait for this windowsupdate.. <T-Bag|awayish> well they are 14 year old slappers

<BombBomb> this sharing violation shite is getting on my nipples ;[

<Sonic-wm> if I wanted to scare ya, I poke you with a bloody carrot

<WildWayz> Babyharpseal + money for JS1000 = Wildie's (_x_) for life

<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole.

<HG[buuuuurnin]> you ppl never sleep? <D33> never what? <spawno> nope

<BandyIQ> i couldnt leave the cinema for an hour after coz i had a boner ;(

<@Reality>: anyone have genital herpes? || * Communal_Toilet raises his hand

<Furries-> In 1990, Domino's Pizza delivery man of Balch Springs, Texas, was robbed by assailants brandishing only a snapping turtle.

<Bad-Co> morning :E <qui> lo dannielle <Bad-Co> one N :p <qui> peoN?

<GPMG> anyone there? <GPMG> Can anyone hear Me? <GPMG> Helllooo? Anyone there? <EvilGrin> ?? <GPMG> Evil? u there m8? <EvilGrin> what am I, invisible? <Bandy> who said that?

<TuToNiC> "tonights headlines, CS got another 16 servers, each running 2 x 2ghz AMD Athlon proccesors" <TuToNiC> "and in other news, the FA team were presented with a cardboard box with 'new server' written on it in crayola, it was empty"

<Apachi> heh, got any children yet? <HeatSeeker> i do actually <HeatSeeker> noone around me knows cept cousin <Apachi> Incest ffs

<+AeroBob> I think I've avoided a quit message so far.

<Skunkeh> qstat on the server generating XML, send that to flash via a PHP script and the flash thing can show server status <Skunkeh> I was thinking about some kind of live results service for matches <Bandy> smart <Bandy> lets do lunch

[15:49] *** Q has quit IRC (hub.uk.quakenet.org CServe.quakenet.org) <D33> buh bye Q <Bilbo_Fraggins> you though he would of at least said good bye <GroovYF> temperamental ickle bugger is Q <GroovYF> (sp) <Bandy> i think you spelt Q right
 
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hmmm, my computer is currently setup as an ftp server so i could log in and get the updated "quit messages" file and loads of other funny stuff... but our network admin has blocked ftp access with internet explorer so I'd have to download netscape, enter the proxy ip's and ports and then do it on that...

I've done it before...

... but I've already been banned once for playing java pang online....

* cue mission impossible theme *

:confused:
 
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test

Jolly good old chap

omg, wick :D

kick ass :D

never tried them before
 
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