Anyone fancy a pint in manchester?
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cHodAX
I am a FH squatter
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Yep, all along you thought it was just indigestion but it was just the insipid bile of a United hater eating away at you.
soze
I am a FH squatter
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Yep, all along you thought it was just indigestion but it was just the insipid bile of a United hater eating away at you.
We prefer ABUers thanks
Dukat
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Friends, Countrymen, Spammers! Lend me your bacon!
We face a threat such as we have never seen before ! The ned hordes approach apon us and have taken over our cities! thier numbers are so large that they drink whole lochs full of guiness dry! thier vast bellies blot out the sun!
We must act! and act fast! otherwise the ned infestation will grow to take over the rest of the country and will overwhelm us!
Scientists have been working around the clock to attempt to find a solution to the problem, and atleast we have found the Ned's one weakness... mushroom clouds!
I propose the following:
We construct a specially made vehicle, designed to withstand extreme verbal abuse and massive amounts of thrown beer bottles:
Using this vehicle, I plan to lead a crack team of FH's most elite spammers, and drill into the core of the ned crowds, I wont lie to you ladies of gents, the chances of success are slim indeed!
Once at the core, we must plant a massive cardboard cutout of a mushroom cloud in the exact center of the ned crowd:
Assuming we make it this far, and place the cardboard cutout successfully, our best estimates show that the ned crowd should become frightened and disorginised, thinking that there is a mushroom cloud in the center of thier group, and they should rapidly try to escape, running in the opposite direction, which our complex diagrams show should rip the crowd into its component neds, which once isolated and alone, should natrually be pulled north by gravity.
Now, I need voluteers! ARE YOU WITH ME!?
We face a threat such as we have never seen before ! The ned hordes approach apon us and have taken over our cities! thier numbers are so large that they drink whole lochs full of guiness dry! thier vast bellies blot out the sun!
We must act! and act fast! otherwise the ned infestation will grow to take over the rest of the country and will overwhelm us!
Scientists have been working around the clock to attempt to find a solution to the problem, and atleast we have found the Ned's one weakness... mushroom clouds!
I propose the following:
We construct a specially made vehicle, designed to withstand extreme verbal abuse and massive amounts of thrown beer bottles:
Using this vehicle, I plan to lead a crack team of FH's most elite spammers, and drill into the core of the ned crowds, I wont lie to you ladies of gents, the chances of success are slim indeed!
Once at the core, we must plant a massive cardboard cutout of a mushroom cloud in the exact center of the ned crowd:
Assuming we make it this far, and place the cardboard cutout successfully, our best estimates show that the ned crowd should become frightened and disorginised, thinking that there is a mushroom cloud in the center of thier group, and they should rapidly try to escape, running in the opposite direction, which our complex diagrams show should rip the crowd into its component neds, which once isolated and alone, should natrually be pulled north by gravity.
Now, I need voluteers! ARE YOU WITH ME!?
Dukat
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yayyy
Great
thats two roles filled!Now we just need the others roles:
Dies really fast Guy:
Comedy Guy:
Sceptic Guy:
Sacrifce Guy:
Rival Guy:
Female: Amanita
Leader Guy: Dukat
We have to have a guy who can die really fast because of some freak accident totally unrelated to the mission, like from a low flying mongoose or something.
Then you have to have the comedy guy, who lasts quite a while but then dies once things get serious and the time for comedy is over. The guy who takes on this role usually dies in some really horrific but strangely ironic way, like killed by a giant falling hamburger or something.
Then you have to have sceptic guy, who has to say leader guy's ideas are WRONG GOD DAMMIT! THATS NO WAY IT WILL WORK!!!?!?, but he then dies just after he says "you know what leader guy, YOU RIGHT AFTER ALL! I LOVE YOU MAN!!".
The sacrifice guy has to stand by to do things like walk outside to repair something in a "omg you cant possibly survive!!!1".
Then you have rival guy, who has to be the same as leader guy but with like, shades, and would've been the leader but for some strange twist of fate!! he will probably die right near the end in a "GO!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!1" sorta way.
The female and the leader guy then go on to plant the cardboard mushroom cloud and save the day in a dramatic finale with lines like "THERES NO WAY WE CAN DO IT!! THERE JUST ISNT ENOUGH SIDE SPIN!1!?/1/2" and "Its ok! I know what to do!!! im a pizza delivery guy! I TRAINED FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!1!!!5!"
Lamp
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Manchester United have apparently set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
The number is 0800 10 10 10.
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
kiliarien
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