Anybody there

[old.Carl1ng]

Lo ppl

God its quiet in here, you all on holidays or something.

BW are not dead yet, please keep posting to show your support. hehe

Questions :

1.How many of you like bacon sandwiches, and with what dressing.

2.How many of you have partners who make you bacon sandwiches,cups of tea and watch you play CS and tell you that your the No 1 CS player?

3. How many of you are divorced or separated due to excessive playing of CS?

4. How many cold cups of tea and cigarettes have you seen go to waste lately?

5. How many of you have been in the land of nod before 10.00pm recently?

6. How many of you run from spawn with your trousers down and your GUN OUT? (Do you not know you run faster with your knife).

7. How many of you feel that every other player wants your arse because every time you want to retreat, someone seems to be up there.

On a finishing note a little story I read in the local newspaper:
AL GORE'S WIFE HAD HER PRIVATE SHAVED ON TV TO HELP HER HUSBAND WIN THE ELECTION. WHEN THE TV PRESENTER ASKED HER HOW SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD WIN HIS CASE SHE REPLIED "WATCH MY LIPS NO BUSH!!"

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah it is quiet here, come on people. I dont make post i just reply insanley to them, so post poeple, post.

 

[old.Hoff_MisTer]

Still here folks, just

btw I hate my fu*king tnt2 card, what a pile of shite.
17 fps ffs
9 in d3d mode - wtf !!!!

roll on 8x agp.

 

[Stazbumpa]

I'm still here you piss head

Originally posted by Carl1ng


Questions :

1.How many of you like bacon sandwiches, and with what dressing.

I lurve bacon sarnies, with a touch of tomato sauce

2.How many of you have partners who make you bacon sandwiches,cups of tea and watch you play CS and tell you that your the No 1 CS player?

Not mine. She hates CS and constantly takes the piss when I scream at the monitor. She does a dead on impression of me shouting "I SHOT THE BASTARD!!"

3. How many of you are divorced or separated due to excessive playing of CS?

Not yet, but it has been threatened.

4. How many cold cups of tea and cigarettes have you seen go to waste lately?

Too many to mention. I go down and make a cuppa, settle down for an evening of CS and forget all about the tea.
And dinner, for that matter.

5. How many of you have been in the land of nod before 10.00pm recently?

Never.
Not since Lager Louts u bastard.

6. How many of you run from spawn with your trousers down and your GUN OUT? (Do you not know you run faster with your knife).

I was confused, leave me alone.

7. How many of you feel that every other player wants your arse because every time you want to retreat, someone seems to be up there.

So thats it. Its because they fancy me. I dunno, all this time...

BTW Hoff.
rofl, buy a Gforce m8 and have done with it.

 

[old.Morpheus]

Hmm. Interesting stuff.

1.How many of you like bacon sandwiches, and with what dressing.

A. Yes, HP Sauce - or A1 Steak Sauce if you can get it!


2.How many of you have partners who make you bacon sandwiches,cups of tea and watch you play CS and tell you that your the No 1 CS player?

A. I have a partner who plays CS with me, and often whops my ass with the auto shotty.


3. How many of you are divorced or separated due to excessive playing of CS?

A. Not going to happen, see answer 2


4. How many cold cups of tea and cigarettes have you seen go to waste lately?

A. None, usually drink lots of water when playing CS...


5. How many of you have been in the land of nod before 10.00pm recently?

A. Heh. No chance.

 

[TipTop]

I eat my Bacon sandwich (brown sauce naturally) with my cup of coffee, thoughtfully provided by the missus, whilst playing CS. This has lead to tensions in our marriage and hence Im now a 40 a day Marley B man. The strain has caused me bury my head in CS till the small hours of every night whilst ignoring the fact I could be assaulting the bedroom with my gun out. To top it all off I now find somebody glued to my behind which has made my question my fellow teammates intentions.

Any more info gratefully given....

 

[old.+SA+Eliminator]

I'm back after a month down under

 

[Perplex]

1) Bacon is swine, and I don't eat swine.

2) Swine again, bah

3) lol

4) Far too many. In fact, I gave up smoking 14 days ago. Been smoking 20 to 30 a day for 9 years. Haven't had one in 2 weeks! Zyban owns

5) Actually, my normal sleeping time is about 3 to 4am (ahhh, student life but I've been doing alot more excersise again lately, and hence have been way too knackered to stay up that late

6) These bastards drive me crazy

7) See 6...it's usually the same people. Also, the ones that stop dead about 10 meters from spawn...so you get stuck behind them. aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

 

[old.Carl1ng]

Good luck with your effort to give up smoking Perplex.

I tried Zyban, it did not help me give up smoking but it did help me stay up all night (its like whizz with a different name lol).

 

[Meatballs]

hehe perplex give up smoking? hahahaha

Meaty puffs on a cigar. Ooooh that relaxed feelin'

 

[Perplex]

grrrrrrr

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by Carl1ng
1.How many of you like bacon sandwiches, and with what dressing.

With HP sauce, black pepper, a fried egg and sausage


2.How many of you have partners who make you bacon sandwiches,cups of tea and watch you play CS and tell you that your the No 1 CS player?

My missus makes sarnies, but won't tell me i'm #1 cs player 'coz she plays too and whips my ass sometimes


3. How many of you are divorced or separated due to excessive playing of CS?

Not likely


4. How many cold cups of tea and cigarettes have you seen go to waste lately?

Loads

5. How many of you have been in the land of nod before 10.00pm recently?

I wish...

6. How many of you run from spawn with your trousers down and your GUN OUT? (Do you not know you run faster with your knife).

Nah... used to ages ago... not any more

7. How many of you feel that every other player wants your arse because every time you want to retreat, someone seems to be up there.

Yeah, get's embarrasing when you forget FF is on and shoot 'em in the head to tell 'em to move... oops...