Anybody got £13,500 I could borrow?

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Summo

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Originally posted by Bodhi
... you could prolly find a good condition Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo. ...

No curves, mate. I want curves on my car. :/
 
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bodhi

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It's a please mix of Curves and straight lines :/
 
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throdgrain

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someguy im sorry mate you're right its up to you what car you want or whatever.
i have to say this though.do make sure you drive one first.i once had to drive one to france and back to get it registered.(by taking a photo of it in france to prove to the dvla it had been in another european country,would you believe??).it was VERY noisy,and the air con didnt work,meaning it was also very hot,even though it was raining in england.i was quite suprised by all this ,i thought it would be very "civilised", like the MR2's i also sold then.
im suprised about the price mind you.2 years ago i was selling 1993 k reg jap import ones for £6995.
 
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Summo

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Wise words. :) I'll try to get a weekend test drive as suggested earlier. Should give me a chance to take it up to the Midlands and really see how it is.

I'm only buying the 'new style' MX-5 so it won't be more than 2 years old. Plus I want the 1.8i rather than the 1.6 which bumps the cost up a little more. They seem to cost between £10K and £14K (more expensive ones are limited edition models)
 
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*Exor*

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People who insult certain roadsters, calling them girly or hairdressers cars are missing one important fact:

"Girly" cars are dubbed girls cars because mainly women drive them, and more specifically - WOMEN REALLY LIKE THEM.

This is a very very good thing for any straight male. Why? Because women are desperate to go out for a spin with you!

I can't tell you the amount of times I've had a woman say "your car is my fave car in the entire world, I love it! You're so lucky!" "Fancy a spin?" "hell yeah!". This may, or may not, lead onto a blowjob of course, but it's a good start.

You may have a muscley Turbo charged monster, envy of all men, but at the end of the day, women will always prefer the curvy roadsters :)

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The women love my baby :D
 
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bodhi

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If you need a flash car to get sucked off there's something wrong with you. I get enough action even with my little Cinquecento, so maybe it isn;t down to your car after all....


Oh wait, Exor lives in Essex.

*penny drops*
 
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stu

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Any woman who would have ANYTHING to do with you after they find out you have a Cinquecento is clearly severely lacking in self-respect. In fact, she's probably a bag lady. You can keep her.
 
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*Exor*

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FUCKING LOL

If you need a flash car to get sucked off there's something wrong with you

That's not what it's about. I'm merely stating that it attracts good female attention, and often serves as a good conversation starter when all else fails!
 
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*Exor*

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
It'll prolly work out at around £400 per month for four years. I can cope with that. :/

I guess what I'm really after is a company which says 'yes' easily, to males in their mid-twenties with no property of their own.

Hmm...


I borrowed £19k to get my MGF when I was 18. Anyone can get loans these days.
 
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throdgrain

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a good vehicle for women apparently is a harley-davidson.now they make the WORST fucking motorcycles in the world (russia excepted - just ) and the people who ride them are all bank clerks in the daytime,yet women seem to find them irresistable.god only knows why.
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Stu-
Any woman who would have ANYTHING to do with you after they find out you have a Cinquecento is clearly severely lacking in self-respect. In fact, she's probably a bag lady. You can keep her.

Just goes to show that not everyone is that superficial.....
 
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Wij

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I could be driving a Robin Reliant but when the girls see my 12 inch cock it will matter no more !

:D

(ps. OK, it's only 11 and a half ! :()
 
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throdgrain

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I can feel a story coming on....
Years ago i had a mate who was fucking ugly.he had this protruding forehead sticking out of his lank greasy unwashed hair.he weighed about 8 stone ringing wet,and to cap it all he had one of the most obnoxious personalities you could imagine.but he had a bloody HOOOGE knob.i knew this for a fact after standing with him at the stonehenge festival one year having a piss, and him waving it about like a lassoo!
So,here he is,ugly bloke,obnoxious,plenty of money after a £80000 insurance claim, with a humungous knob.
Did he get shagged a lot??




















'course he bloody didnt.
 
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bigbb

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Originally posted by Wij
I could be driving a Robin Reliant but when the girls see my 12 inch cock it will matter no more !

:D

(ps. OK, it's only 11 and a half ! :()

In the light of this new information, could we please have your location changed to suit.
 
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~Lazarus~

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Someguy.

The Mx-5 is a nice car. I have driven one of the pre-1999 models and it is superb ...... when it is dry.

Add a little water/snow and everything goes to pot.

You have to take care in the wet (extra care) and in the snow you have to take a strong pair of boots and a sleeping bag :)

Nice choice tho.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by bigbb


In the light of this new information, could we please have your location changed to suit.

No. The shame :(
 
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Wilier

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origionally posted by Wij
but when the girls see my 12 inch cock it will matter no more !


Wish i had a 12"cock...........









instead of this 16" monster. :rolleyes:
 
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Daffeh

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try Yes! car credit...they say YES...to nice people

does that include YOU?

/me points

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Trem

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*sweating* ok ive just spoke to me m8 whos got the intergrale and he says i can have it for £1500 for fux sake, i need a loan and fast, will double me £ even if i dont like it(which i will).for gods sake someguy dont take it to the midlands for a test drive, or if u do dont stop (u wanna keep the wheels on it for the return journey);)
 

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