Any tennis fans in the house ?

[Lamp]

Anyone else watching the tennis at the mo ? Nadal's looking on form.

 

[Laddey]

Lamp, your a nice bloke and all but...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I don't 'watch' tennis really. I just turn on the womens matches, close my eye's and fill in the visual blanks over the loud grunts and yells they shout out.

For some reason, it makes me happy.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tennis good?

NSFW?

Spoiler

 

[Aoami]

whats a tennis?

 

[Lamp]

Borderline NSFW (depends how anal your boss is - no pun intended)

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

Lamp, your a nice bloke and all but...

What are you doing ? Quickly down whats left of your bottle of fizzy alcopop and get back out on the streets again and mug a few old age pensioners

 

[Laddey]

What are you doing ? Quickly down whats left of your bottle of fizzy alcopop and get back out on the streets again and mug a few old age pensioners

Haha!

Can i snatch your wifes handbag ?

 

[CorNokZ]

Haha!

Can i snatch your wifes handbag ?

All you'd get would be one of these..

nsfwpic

and a handbag..

 

[Tilda]

Anyone else watching the tennis at the mo ? Nadal's looking on form.

I am, but am revising, so can only listen to him kick federer all around the court on the wireless.

 

[Lamp]

Haha!

Can i snatch your wifes handbag ?

Take your pick. She got loads.

Why do women have to have 400 handbags ? When a man goes out he takes his wallet, keys, cell phone, and cigarettes. Thats why jeans have pockets.

Women wear jeans. Jeans have pockets. Ergo, women can also put the things they need in their pockets. They've even got more room (no meat n 2 veg taking up valuable pocket real estate)

 

[Morphius]

I was watching it earlier, Nadal was clearly the winner from the start, Bjorkman played some nice little shots mind.

 

[Castus]

This thread should be linked with the Assisted suicide thread . Tennis is just a sport created by geeks who couldn`t get in the school footie team.

 

[Lamp]

This thread should be linked with the Assisted suicide thread . Tennis is just a sport created by geeks who couldn`t get in the school footie team.

I'm sure Roger Federer or Pete Sampras couldn't give a flying fuck what you think - with $40,000,000 in their bank account

Source: ATPtennis.com

 

[Castus]

Secretly they`d give it all back to play for Nottingham Forest :england:

 

[Morphius]

Lol,

Tennis is just a sport created by geeks who couldn`t get in the school footie team.

Don't think so,
BBC SPORT | Tennis | Game, set and macho - Nadal's Queen's warm-up

Seen the gun on this machine?

And plus, womens tennis? I know some of em fail to meet standards, but some of em, WOW! I know a super-milf who is a teacher instructor... her daughter aswell, jesus christ!! She was good.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Seen the gun on this machine?

There's just...no...

Ahem...i'm not setting it up enough...

*cough cough*

Ahehem!!

There never, in all the histories of all the histories created by man or beast, was, is, nor will there ever be, as any star burns bright in the nightsky, a moment in any measure of time, space or reality that you could say that...without soundig totally gay.

 

[Septima]

There's just...no...

Ahem...i'm not setting it up enough...

*cough cough*

Ahehem!!

There never, in all the histories of all the histories created by man or beast, was, is, nor will there ever be, as any star burns bright in the nightsky, a moment in any measure of time, space or reality that you could say that...without soundig totally gay.

lol

 

[Lamp]

I bet 70% of the blokes here secretly drool over the male models in the Calvin Klein men's underpants magazine adverts.

 

[Morphius]

what??

By gun, I'm referring, bicep, I'm talking have you got any bread? cos i need to feed the swan.

 

[Lamp]

 

[CorNokZ]

Atleast give me a warning Tilda..!

 

[Tilda]

why do you want a warning? Its far less effort for me to just delete it

 

[Bahumat]

I love the hot women who play, but at the moment they are all a bit shit. That young russian girl who won loads is kinda cute tho

 

[pikeh]

I saw Nadal play at wimbledon a couple of years ago, his left arms like twice the size of his right one. Its weird!

 

[old.Tohtori]

his left arms like twice the size of his right one. Its weird!

Oh oh oh! can i can i can i!!!

*jumps up and down*

 

[Bahumat]

I saw Nadal play at wimbledon a couple of years ago, his left arms like twice the size of his right one. Its weird!

He must wank like a tank

 

[pikeh]

He must wank like a tank

or just wank a tank

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bah...

I wanted to say "Concerning the wanking habbits of the common Forumitis Offtopicis; the arm of this player is rather pathetic if compared to the right arm of the species."

 

[CorNokZ]

why do you want a warning? Its far less effort for me to just delete it

All or nothing.. All or nothing I tell ya!