Any old bastards out there.... a Question...

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xane

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Firstly, amen brother and all that to the drink water advice.

Metaphorically and chronologically speaking, I am looking up Throddy's bum, and I too know the merits of those lazy days back when I was young and fit.

I did karate for a number of years, and not being that flexible to start with I began to enjoy being able to flick light switches with my foot when carrying something rather than using the nose, nowdays I might still be able to kick someone in the nuts if they are kind enough to lie down first, but I don't seem to get any aches.

Previous to karate I did regular sessions at the gym, it was hard because it was so boring, but that was good for the mental discipline.

Nowdays excercise is cycling to work, when it gets light again, however the rowing machine I got as a winter replacement makes a nice bedroom artwork ornament at the moment.

You can't stop aging, I eat a very balanced diet, yet I still put on weight, it is unstoppable. My father is in his seventies and has a waistline that makes Weebl and Bob look like Cindy Crawford and her anorexic sister, one day I will be like that :(
 
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Lester

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Scouse, trust me, a half pint of water with 2 or 3 teaspoons of water before bedtime wil do wonders (and a couple of paracetemol) or, if you've got the time and the ability at that point, a banana and yoghurt smoothie with honey.

And, very important this, NEVER MIX GRAPE AND GRAIN!!!!
 
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Padwah

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Originally posted by Lester
Scouse, trust me, a half pint of water with 2 or 3 teaspoons of water before bedtime wil do wonders

I'm sure you meant sugar or something there? Otherwise why not have 3/4 of a pint?

Anyway waters good, but what I find helps is if I don't have a drink for about an hour before I go to bed. No idea why but it stops me getting that all over body ache but does leave me feeling even more tired the next day!
 
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S-Gray

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only reason water is good before bed is, because you get up during the middle of the night for trips to the bog ;)
 
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Tom

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Originally posted by xane
You can't stop aging, I eat a very balanced diet, yet I still put on weight, it is unstoppable. My father is in his seventies and has a waistline that makes Weebl and Bob look like Cindy Crawford and her anorexic sister, one day I will be like that :(

Hey Xane, cut your Carb intake to less than 100 grams per day, and that waistline will gradually disappear.
 
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Lester

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Originally posted by Padwah
I'm sure you meant sugar or something there? Otherwise why not have 3/4 of a pint?


Lol yes, sugar. I was with the Jamesons when I posted that, sorry.
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by leggy
If you like the taste of shit beer.

STFU n00b l4m0r !!!11

Anyway, trust me, it's a virtually hangover free brew :)
 
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leggy

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Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Hey Xane, cut your Carb intake to less than 100 grams per day, and that waistline will gradually disappear.

I would cut it a bit more

Around the 70 mark.

Lost me over 4 stonz0res
 
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Scouse

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Originally posted by Wij
STFU n00b l4m0r !!!11

Anyway, trust me, it's a virtually hangover free brew :)


That's cause it tastes so shit that you can't stomach enough to warrant a hangover the next morning... :p
 
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Lester

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Originally posted by Scouse
That's cause it tastes so shit that you can't stomach enough to warrant a hangover the next morning... :p

Nothing containing alcohol tastes that bad that you can't drink it. If there's nothing left in the house that is.

This week I have mostly been drinking Raki.
 
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Xtro

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Holly Valance and a bottle of champers for the ultimate party trick.
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro
Holly Valance and a bottle of champers for the ultimate party trick.

I still have 6 bottles of Bolly and I could wear a wig if that would help.
 
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Xtro

Guest
Only if you let me beat you at AoM which I keep putting off because a) I dont have time at the minute....or b) I don't want to get 0wned so bad again so quickly. You decide which is the truth! ;)
 
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Wij

Guest
c.) I'm hoping Wij will get bored and turn on his webcam so I can stare at his nips.
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by Lester
Bah if it was called the Cretin Spirit you could have had so much fun.:)

Cretan surely. Doesn't work.

0wn3d !1

:p

:moon:
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Hey Xane, cut your Carb intake to less than 100 grams per day, and that waistline will gradually disappear.

Yes, but I'm not actually overweight, far from it, and it's not like I am overeating either, its more about "shape" than anything else anyway.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by xane
Yes, but I'm not actually overweight, far from it, and it's not like I am overeating either, its more about "shape" than anything else anyway.

*shudder*

Bad thoughts :eek:
 

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