Any NON legal types?

[Dukat]

Any non-legal types on FH? Us non-lawyers need to stick together ! Too many threads for "legal types" THE GOD OF EQUAL RIGHTS DEMANDS SATISFACTION!

I hear by claim this thread as non-legal turf! No sensible talk!

Infact, lets take over the world from the sensible-law-types! we could make our own, much improved laws! like, you're ONLY allowed to spam, no useful content posts or you'll be banned!!! And instead of calling it "thursday" we could call it "BACONday", where you have to spell it in caps and eat half your weight in bacon or you'll be arrested for unbaconlike behaviour!

This is like my best idea since the paper cup thread, I'm on a roll!

 

[Himse]

hahaha!

lol

u got too much time

 

[Lakih]

And instead of calling it "thursday" we could call it "BACONday", where you have to spell it in caps and eat half your weight in bacon or you'll be arrested for unbaconlike behaviour!

unbaconlike behaviour? Didnt know bacon ate half their own weight once a week...

but i like it!

:worthy:

 

[Bahumat]

Any non-legal types on FH? Us non-lawyers need to stick together ! Too many threads for "legal types" THE GOD OF EQUAL RIGHTS DEMANDS SATISFACTION!

I hear by claim this thread as non-legal turf! No sensible talk!

Infact, lets take over the world from the sensible-law-types! we could make our own, much improved laws! like, you're ONLY allowed to spam, no useful content posts or you'll be banned!!! And instead of calling it "thursday" we could call it "BACONday", where you have to spell it in caps and eat half your weight in bacon or you'll be arrested for unbaconlike behaviour!

This is like my best idea since the paper cup thread, I'm on a roll!

Yeah! lets stick together! Lets make it so girls have to have 20 baths a day...in public, with extra bubbles!

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[Nate]

And instead of calling it "thursday" we could call it "BACONday", where you have to spell it in caps and eat half your weight in bacon or you'll be arrested for unbaconlike behaviour!

That sounds like lawyer talk to me, BAN!!!!

 

[Dukat]

That sounds like lawyer talk to me, BAN!!!!

Alas, somewhere along the way of my grand campaign, in striving to rid the world of lawyer types, i have become one myself!

ITS THE ULTIMATE IRONY

*OD's on bacon*

 

[echome]

I Like Bacon !! - You Here By Get My Vote.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I believe i have the biggest non-law-training and education on these forums, afterall, i have minus 10 GCSEs!

 

[Dukat]

I believe i have the biggest non-law-training and education on these forums, afterall, i have minus 10 GCSEs!

-10 GCSEs !!!

With qualifications like that, you could be General Toh of the non-legal alliance!!!

 

[Huntingtons]

im pretty legal... take advantage all!

 

[old.Tohtori]

-10 GCSEs !!!

With qualifications like that, you could be General Toh of the non-legal alliance!!!

General Toh...mmm. I like it!

Though you do mean dis-qualifications right?

 

[Huntingtons]

eek, what happend to my location?! HOW WILL ANYONE EVER FIND ME NOW?!

 

[Nate]

eek, what happend to my location?! HOW WILL ANYONE EVER FIND ME NOW?!

We could always go to Yemen

Lawdar, Yemen - Google Maps

The Lawdar finds all who bring law!

 

[Cemeterygates]

im pretty legal... take advantage all!

Female? sure! Male? Toht.!!! we need whisky!!! an lots of it!!

 

[Dukat]

We could always go to Yemen

Lawdar, Yemen - Google Maps

The Lawdar finds all who bring law!

DOWN WITH LAWDAR!!!!

Quick General Toh! TOH THE UNLAWMOBILE!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Female? sure! Male? Toht.!!! we need whisky!!! an lots of it!!

EY hands off!

I need it for nonlegistative things.

DOWN WITH LAWDAR!!!!

Quick General Toh! TOH THE UNLAWMOBILE!!!

I told you once, i'll tell you again, it's called The Unjustifier!

 

[Dukat]

I told you once, i'll tell you again, it's called The Unjustifier!

UnjustifierMobile?

 

[Huntingtons]

wont a pimpmobile work in this case as well?

 

[Nate]

wont a pimpmobile work in this case as well?

The Lawdar will find you soon, your laws can't help you now!!

 

[fl3a]

i do my absolute best to be a non-legal type, so instead of agreeing with you all, caramel.

 

[Tilda]

no soz!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Chickens are obese parrots.
Hamsters run YouTube.
The female orgasm exists.
The illuminati controls our lives through the Heinz corporation.
No-salt contains salt.
The fastest mammalian errection belongs to the swan (rated at 1.127 seconds)
92.786% of statistics are made up on the spot.
You are not as smart as you think you are, only as smart of the woman your with.
It doesn't matter how smart a woman is, if she wears a short enough skirt.
And finally
What is the shortest question in the english language?

 

[Olgaline]

hmm I'm all for this !

I declare my non vote!
so if tohts the non defence lawyer then i wanna be the non prosecutor
and someone els can be the non judge and well the non jury

Judge! I submit to you that Dukat has done nothing wrong! and therefore should not be punished, severely! for his none existing negligence!

 

[Dukat]

Good stuff binky! we can add that to our list! just a few things that need clearing up though...

The female orgasm exists.

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

You are not as smart as you think you are, only as smart of the woman your with.

but what about if I'm not with... I mean.. um... WHAT IF MY WOMANS SO HOT SHES OFF THE SCALE?

It doesn't matter how smart a woman is, if she wears a short enough skirt.

Really? woah, does this apply to men too? I COULD FINALLY GET MY PHD

 

[Olgaline]

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!

a female orgasm pic

 

[Dukat]

hmm I'm all for this !

I declare my non vote!
so if tohts the non defence lawyer then i wanna be the non prosecutor
and someone els can be the non judge and well the non jury

Judge! I submit to you that Dukat has done nothing wrong! and therefore should not be punished, severely! for his none existing negligence!

NON OBJECTION!

My none existing negligence was due to my non existing mental condition and so I move that I am, infact, not-non liable for any of the non actions that I didnt do!
!!!

 

[Olgaline]

Ah but I have a witness!
a witness that dosnt place you at the scene of the none crime you did not commit,
infact this witness has never seen or heard of you before, and the witness therefor prooves that you are infact non liable for your none crime in that you could not have commit it at that completely random time and place!

 

[Laddey]

Chickens are obese parrots.
Hamsters run YouTube.
The female orgasm exists.
The illuminati controls our lives through the Heinz corporation.
No-salt contains salt.
The fastest mammalian errection belongs to the swan (rated at 1.127 seconds)
92.786% of statistics are made up on the spot.
You are not as smart as you think you are, only as smart of the woman your with.
It doesn't matter how smart a woman is, if she wears a short enough skirt.
And finally
What is the shortest question in the english language?

More, MORE!

What is the shortest question in the english language btw?

 

[Dukat]

More, MORE!

What is the shortest question in the english language btw?

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