Any doctors on here?

[BloodOmen]

Got a problem, basically I feel cold all the time (literally all the time) even when I turn my heating upto 23-26degrees still feel cold as fuck and I've got no clue why :s not in pain or anything its like a perma cold breeze hitting me.

 

[Bahumat]

No idea sorry can't be circulatory of your whole body is cold?

 

[Cemeterygates]

GP's are totally over rated! Fuck those cock gnoshers when you've got FH.

My diagnosis is your not dry humping enough lamp posts, our very own lamp may do the trick however.

 

[Sydrik]

Actual Answer:

Thyroid, Metabolism, Circulation, Iron levels to name a few. Too many options to diagnose one with out the appropriate blood tests. Go see your GP.

Standard FH Answer:

Clearly you arent shagging enough roadkill, the only solution is to go to bed with a dead hedgehog on your cock, a stoat up your arse and your feet wrapped in the carcass of a dead badger...

 

[Tuthmes]

The FH answer would get you warm sooner killing all those animals tbh.

 

[BloodOmen]

hmm might be the iron thing, I feel tired a fair bit aswell which I read is also caused by lack of iron.

 

[Sydrik]

In no way does my suggestion advocate the killing of animals. If you read it properly you will see I only endorse the use of roadkill for fulfilling his sexual needs.

 

[Tuthmes]

In no way does my suggestion advocate the killing of animals. If you read it properly you will see I only endorse the use of roadkill for fulfilling his sexual needs.

Ohh I presumed you should do the driving etc. Seeing as we are doing it the FH way!

 

[Sydrik]

hmm might be the iron thing, I feel tired a fair bit aswell which I read is also caused by lack of iron.

Yes, simple blood test at your GP will tell you and they probably test for some of the other options while they are at it.

 

[Sydrik]

Ohh I presumed you should do the driving etc. Seeing as we are doing it the FH way!

You sick, sick man...

 

[BloodOmen]

Shagging roadkill in the UK would be even more sick tbh given the amount of humans killed by police cars I'd not only be fucking roadkill I'd be committing necrophilia aswell.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes, simple blood test at your GP will tell you and they probably test for some of the other options while they are at it.

Yeah, anaemia is pretty easy to sort out (generally) if you know you have it. Eat Steak.

 

[Tuthmes]

Yeah, anaemia is pretty easy to sort out (generally) if you know you have it. Eat Steak.

Back to the roadkill again ic. Not sure if you want to try cattle though, but if it needs to be one could always drive a tank.

 

[mycenae]

Anaemia would be my guess too as thats exactly how I feel at the mo, and I know I'm anaemic. Lots of dark leafy green veg and take a multivitamin. I can allso recommend something called 'spatone' which is an iron supplement dissolved in water and you add it to orange juice iin which its completely tasteless. Its much kinder on the stomach than other iron supplements which can make you feel pretty horrid....

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yep agree with that advice, the gf has it. Spinach has the best content for veg, steak has enormous amounts of iron. So get a tank and mow some cows over. And see a Dr. for a proper diagnosis. Ask if he has cows. If he doesn't, pretend to like his shoes.

 

[Overdriven]

Sounds like sepsis, I had that last year. Room could be 30*c and I'd be sitting in the room shivering/turning blue. Go to GP. Worst case scenario is a blood transfusion (I've had looaaads, woop) and anti-biotics.

 

[Deebs]

In no way does my suggestion advocate the killing of animals. If you read it properly you will see I only endorse the use of roadkill for fulfilling his sexual needs.

Only cos you live in Norfolk and do not want your turkeys killed just yet... You still have at least 7 months with your partner before I buy her and stuff her....

 

[Cadelin]

I recommend the road kill option as well. There is a good chance it will make you ill enough to go see an actual medical doctor.

Another possible solution is to put on a jumper and check you haven't left any windows open, its been a bit colder recently.

You haven't mentioned how long you have had these symptoms for or if they are actually genuine, check your own temperature.

 

[SheepCow]

I don't like the solutions aren't involving cake.

 

[Raven]

man up and eat more red meat.

 

[Scouse]

take a multivitamin

It is my understanding that Science tells us that artificial vitamins are next to useless.


Other than that, I advise a full frontal lobotomy. What you can't feel can't hurt you.

 

[rynnor]

It is my understanding that Science tells us that artificial vitamins are next to useless.

Worse some are actively harmful if you supplement them - only take them if your doctor reccomends them.

Plus idiots use them to try and offset appalling diet / drug / alcohol misuse as if one makes up for the other

 

[Nate]

As a fully qualified doctrinated FH Doctor I'd say as it's your skin that is cold, replacing your skin with Walrus skin will solve the problem instantly.

 

[Punishment]

You didnt like the Avengers movie which means you don't like Iron man whch is why you are lacking Iron.

Simples

 

[Billargh]

AIDS.

 

[Punishment]

Definitely the Ibola Aids virus with sprinkles

 

[Jeros]

I have a really weird rash on my left cock, I just hope its normal.

 

[Wij]

You need a daily semen supplement.

 

[opticle]

Visit GP, basic blood and urine tests => reassurance.

It's probably nothing, or you just have a viral infection like have a cold / flu How long has it been going on for ?

Are you wearing (enough) clothes ?

Sexxing roadkill with your left cock can't hurt.

 

[Fweddy]

Try rubbing petrol into your skin. If that doesn't work then gently warm your extremities with a lit match.