Any cat lovers here?

[Marc]

So, ive taken in a stray kitten cos im such a nice chap. Took it to the vets to get its jabs/get it checked out. The little bitch is only pregnant!!! RSPCA said they will take the kittens which saves me drowning them, but wtf do I do when the cat is having these kittens? Do I just leave the cat to its own devices? Is there anything I can do to make it more comfortable?

 

[elisera]

Having Kittens without you having kittens

Should help!

 

[Marc]

Having Kittens without you having kittens

Should help!

Jesus!! I hope im at work when all this happens! It sounds disgusting!

 

[elisera]

Its not as bad as it sounds And they are sooo cute looking you overlook all the gunky stuff!

Post pics when they are born

 

[Alan]

Good luck "Dad" and yeah post some pics !

 

[Marc]

Will do!

Maybe I should ebay the kittens??

 

[elisera]

No way!! God knows what the buyers would want them for!!

Pity you didn't live near here, I would have took 2 of your hands

 

[Naetha]

I want kittens!!!!!

I'm not allowed any more though, apparently I'm only allowed two cats

 

[Thorwyn]

I`m currently trying to get a companion for my "old" cat. Are you shipping to Central Europe, Marc?

 

[Mey]

Anymore than two and you'd get broody!

Marc, let it happen the good ole parr way, under you coffee table whilst watching the rugby!

 

[Marc]

I`m currently trying to get a companion for my "old" cat. Are you shipping to Central Europe, Marc?

Sorry!! Collection by hand im afraid!!!

 

[Marc]

Anymore than two and you'd get broody!

Marc, let it happen the good ole parr way, under you coffee table whilst watching the rugby!

The good old parr way????? When I were a lad I used to go to parr baths (when i cba going to boundry road). Was a haven for all the problem kids!!!!!

 

[Mey]

haha, i'm an Eccleston Lad to be honest, too posh to go parr baths

 

[crispy]

My cat had kittens where one of the kittens were packed in one of thoose sacs.. disgusting sight tbh

But after 1 week they are sooooooooo sososo cuddely

and i dont say that about alot of things tbh...

 

[Lamp]

Any cat lovers here?

Nope

 

[old.Tohtori]

And the doggie sayes?

*lifts head from blanket*

Ruf...?

Ah, pussy having lil pussies again...meh...no wonder the commosion...

*farts out a puppy or two*

People always forget, animals are animals and have been pooping out babies since the dawn of time.

No need to do crap.

 

[Hansmoleman]

And the doggie sayes?

*lifts head from blanket*

Ruf...?

Ah, pussy having lil pussies again...meh...no wonder the commosion...

*farts out a puppy or two*

People always forget, animals are animals and have been pooping out babies since the dawn of time.

No need to do crap.

humans used to have babies in caves as well, wanna let a woman go through that nowadays?

not that we should start going to the lengths of childbirth when its a human but still, someone should be around to make sure nothing goes wrong

 

[old.Tohtori]

humans used to have babies in caves as well, wanna let a woman go through that nowadays?

Not commenting on humans.

Animals make babies every day, in the wild, in the streets, just get it a box with a blanket and they know what to do.

 

[Cadiva]

So, ive taken in a stray kitten cos im such a nice chap. Took it to the vets to get its jabs/get it checked out. The little bitch is only pregnant!!!

RSPCA said they will take the kittens which saves me drowning them, but wtf do I do when the cat is having these kittens? Do I just leave the cat to its own devices? Is there anything I can do to make it more comfortable?

You just leave them to it. My cat had both sets of her kittens under my bed

However, don't take the kittens to the RSPCA, see if you can find a branch of the Cats Protection League because they don't ever put an animal down, whereas the RSPCA will do after a certain period of time.

 

[elisera]

However, don't take the kittens to the RSPCA, see if you can find a branch of the Cats Protection League because they don't ever put an animal down, whereas the RSPCA will do after a certain period of time.

Very true Cad, I honestly don't know how they can get away with it nowadays...

 

[Boni]

Hope all goes well for your cat.

I was worried when my moggie was preggers, in the end she gave birth while I was at work. I came home to find she had decided under the bed was the best place, and had done the job and cleared up all the mess. All I was left with was 2 pathetic little pink things trying to scare me off (seeing a newly born kitten try and meow is kinda funney).

 

[Mikah75]

pm'd you a guide to kitten birth
feel free to ask anything else ive done it enough

 

[Thadius]

Just take out an advert in local paper saying Kittens wanting to go toa loving home

Uusally get families or people who want to try a pet before the baby comes etc

 

[Thadius]

I want kittens!!!!!

I'm not allowed any more though, apparently I'm only allowed two cats

Getting broody?

 

[Dandare]

pm'd you a guide to kitten birth
feel free to ask anything else ive done it enough

#
I think your the last person I would ask pussy advice

 

[Calaen]

My cat had 2 litters and tbh she was shit at it. I had to desac 5 of her 8 kittens and get rid of the remains aswell. I found a good website that covered the whole procedure from top to toe and it was a weird feeling cutting the little things from their bag.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Mikah75]

my cat was really good done everything herself
one litter, had to rub he kitten as it wasnt breathing, but it started squeeling not long after
btw get a sick bag ready
for the noise of her eating and chewing the ambilical cord and eating it all up

 

[Dandare]

my cat was really good done everything herself
one litter, had to rub he kitten as it wasnt breathing, but it started squeeling not long after
btw get a sick bag ready
for the noise of her eating and chewing the ambilical cord and eating it all up

Bah you did'nt even bite to my post!!!
Good luck in the birth Marc it sounds er interesting to say the least

 

[Ging]

Jesus!! I hope im at work when all this happens! It sounds disgusting!

says the man who sent me the video aptly titled "church of fudge" video.

Only thing in my life which has made me gag/laugh at the same time....

im sorely tempted marc but im not sure if i cba to look after it. and tbh FUCK driving 593485734895579348573458934 miles to the shithole you call home to collect the little rat

mind u could make a w/e of it and go out on the piss (noting to forget kitten at the end)