Ants

[Lamp]

If you see an ant crawling across your kitchen floor what do you do ?

 

[Edmond]

leave it alone and follow it, to see where it came from, them hit it and its mates with the hot kettle....


the hot water inside it, not the actual kettle obviously, that would be silly, and anyway i would end up breaking the kettle, and then i ..........



I'll get my coat

 

[Lamp]

What would you do if the ant started following you ?

 

[Afran]

Pull it's legs off with a tweezer then put it outside.

 

[Edmond]

What would you do if the ant started following you ?

Be suspicious...........

 

[Mey]

stamp on it because im a mean fucker..

 

[Billargh]

What Mey said.

 

[Mey]

its worth noting that stamping on ants is of little use mind you, as they are so small that most of the time you don't get full on crush effect. On the other hand, picking up a handy wooden or rubber mallet is almost 100% effective.

 

[georgie]

On the other hand, picking up a handy wooden or rubber mallet is almost 100% effective.

Do things spontaneously die when you pick up a wooden or rubber mallet.

 

[Ezteq]

aw no ants are cool! their the maids of the insect world!!

i dropped some sugar on the floor a little while ago and cba to sweep it up, anyhoo that night i was doing some sit ups and noticed the kitchen floor was moving lol, ants had come in and i watched them each pick up a grain of sugar and take it out under the front door, they took every bit of sugar and left never to return!

i thought it was really sweet actually.

 

[pikeh]

i thought it was really sweet actually.

so did the ants.


im sorry that was too easy!

 

[Overdriven]

I hate ants.

 

[Lakih]

I hate ants, every time a see one i get a slight unplesant crawly feeling in my feets and up my legs...
I would probobly put a newspaper on the little sucker and jump on it, then drown my appartment in ant repellents.

 

[Laddey]

It's fun squashing ants and terrorising their colony.


It's also fun putting salt on slugs and watching them shrivvle up into a little piece of sogness

 

[Lamp]

Ants build houses.