Anti-BW H4x0r

[Wij]

Originally posted by Ch3tan
/me hides the tdc guide to hax0ring under the bed next to the special Wij 2001 all goat calander, the MT guide to spamming for dummies and how to pick up 15 year olds by tug.

Hey, I'm not a goat perv. Those pictures are purely for my hobby of goat-breeding... oh, hang on :/

 

[old.technostorm]

Not from Wales are you?

Ah, sorry that's sheep isn't it!

 

[DAN200]

Goat Breeding eh???? I bet he films it and sells the vids to his mate down the pub...

 

[Wij]

You've seen them then ?

 

[DAN200]

Well your worldwide blanket market campaign and Express delivery system couldn't have escaped my attention...

 

[Wij]

Plus I only use the hottest goats

 

[DAN200]

Im afraid you've got competition...

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~pazzani/4H/Goats.html

 

[Wij]

There should be an adult check on that site. And I'm sure I saw some pictures of kids there too !

(groan)

 

[DAN200]

You should see the Java games at the bottom of the page, actuallly, you shouldnt, you might a make a mess of your keyboard.

 

[Wij]

Yeh, nice Escutcheon

 

[DAN200]

Escutcheon..............................................................


Long word, dont understand.

 

[Wij]

Play the goat anatomy game

 

[DAN200]

d00d!

 

[Testin da Cable]

you know Dan, if you nicked Tugs book that was under Ch3tans bed...that means you managed to err penetrate Chet's uum inner sanctum....crawl under his bed and errrrr uuummm never mind

 

[old.TUG]

mesa gone off 15 yr olds now

 

[Summo]

Really? What happened? You get nicked?

 

[DAN200]

/me breaths a sigh of relief that TUG no longer fancies 15 yr old and, as far as we know, isn't gay...

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Ch3tan
/me hides the tdc guide to hax0ring under the bed next to the special Wij 2001 all goat calander, the MT guide to spamming for dummies and how to pick up 15 year olds by tug.

YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD!!! How dare you get the name of my book wrong!! Its l337 spamming for dummys!! Pfff some people

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Really? What happened? You get nicked?

Well me ex turned 16 in July so I'll just stick with that for now seeing as we have a play

 

[Embattle]

They only go out with TUG because at such a young age they know no better

 

[Moving Target]

theyre on mind hallucinating drugs obviously

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh
16 yr old grrls?
nah well err umm oh nm

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by DAN200
Im afraid you've got competition...

http://www.ics.uci.edu/~pazzani/4H/Goats.html

Link #1 "Why raising goats is fun"

...as if they need to explain that one :smileysex

 

[Moving Target]

for some reason I dont think farmers have goats for that reason

 

[DAN200]

Ok, i checked TUGs age to see whether or not hes a peodo going out wiv all those 15/16 yr olds, and...... He's 20, well, i s'pose it aint that bad but he should really be leaving the 15 year olds to the 15 year olds (like me).

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by DAN200
Ok, i checked TUGs age to see whether or not hes a peodo going out wiv all those 15/16 yr olds, and...... He's 20, well, i s'pose it aint that bad but he should really be leaving the 15 year olds to the 15 year olds (like me).

Fuck off and die you ignorant cunt.

 

[DAN200]

uh, ok, how was my post atall offensive?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Did I say it was? No.

 

[DAN200]

so why am i an "ignorant cunt" who should "fuck off and die"??

 

[Summo]

Waz hasn't had his coffee yet.