Another PMS thread

[Haggus]

Made me chuckle

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!



DANGEROUS:

1a What's for dinner?
2a Are you wearing that?
3a What are you so worked up about?
4a Should you be eating that?
5a What did you DO all day?

SAFER:

1b Can I help you with dinner?
2b Wow, you sure look good in brown!
3b Could we be overreacting?
4b You know, there are a lot of apples left.
5b I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST:

1c Where would you like to go for dinner?
2c WOW! Look at you!
3c Here's my paycheck.
4c Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
5c I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE:

1d Here, have some chocolate.
2d Here, have some chocolate
3d Here, have some chocolate.
4d Here, have some chocolate.
5d Here, have some more chocolate.




13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS

 

[Ezteq]

lmao its all true lol im so glad i dont have to put up with that crap any more tbh.

i read something where this woman had such bad ones her husband brought a flat and actually moved out for one week every month (no kidding she stabbed him, beat him round the head with a pan and i think she tried to set light to him).

imo i wouldnt move out ofr a week, i'd leave the psychotic bint for good!

 

[Haggus]

lol, I love the word bint !

 

[Mikah75]

lol, I love the word bint !

describes you well

 

[Haggus]

as does **** flaps you