Another morning joke!

[Craft]

Three computer programmers walked into a bar, the first two sat down, the third programmer turned to the barman, put two fingers in the air and said " Three Beers Please! "

 

[Marc]

Erm....

 

[Thadius]

Erm....

I think in prgramming, the sigh for three is 1 0 1.

I dont know though, im not that nerdy!

 

[Craft]

OMG

Binary:
1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 | 64 <-- Values
1 | 1 |

= 3

One "unit" of 1 = 1, one "unit" of 2 = 2: 1+2=3

 

[Chronictank]

most people here wont get the joke
oddly enough i got that in my e-mail this morning :S

 

[Marc]

OMG

Binary:
1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 | 64 <-- Values
1 | 1 |

= 3

One "unit" of 1 = 1, one "unit" of 2 = 2: 1+2=3

OMG LOL

 

[Laddey]

OMG

Binary:
1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 16 | 32 | 64 <-- Values
1 | 1 |

= 3

One "unit" of 1 = 1, one "unit" of 2 = 2: 1+2=3

Still, i'm lost

 

[Vladamir]

OMG LOL

:worthy::worthy:

 

[gohan]

thier are 10 types of people,
those who understand binary an those who dont

 

[Urgluf]

These jokes aren't funny. stop posting crap

 

[Gamah]

You and your entire family are gay

 

[Chronictank]

 

[old.Tohtori]

thier are 10 types of people,
those who understand binary an those who dont give a f*ck

Fixed it for ya

 

[Laddey]

thier are 10 types of people,
those who understand binary an those who dont give a f*ck

qtf!

 

[Ezteq]

actually there are three kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who cant.

i got my maths teacher to explain binary in night school last year, thought it was very interesting but seeing as im not a programmer i have no need for it in every day life

 

[megadave]

its not funny

 

[CorNokZ]

I understood it, didn't laugh..

My dad is cracking up tho

 

[Overdriven]

Not a programmer, so I didn't get it. =< Lamme.. Only got the binary bit though.. oO


EDIT:

After re-reading, I'm now laughing

 

[liloe]

thier are 10 types of people,
those who understand binary an those who dont

What's with the other E?

 

[Chronictank]

shamelessly ripped from UF

A man is flying around in a hot air balloon. He suddenly realises he's lost, so he reduces his altitude and approaches a man on the ground below. he shouts "Excuse me, can you tell me where i am?",
The man below says:
"Yes, your're in hot air baloon, about thirty feet off the ground".
To which the baloonist replies:
"You must work in IT",
The man on the ground says :
"Yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Well everything you told me was technically correct, but it's no use to anyone".
To which the an on the ground replied:
"You must work in business"
"Yes", said the balloonist, "How did you know?"
"Well, you dont know where you are, or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position as before we met but now its my fault"