Another jokey jokey thread.....

[liloe]

.....cause I don't wanna bump one of the countless old ones =) I just read this one and simply had to share =)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says: "Er ... sir, you are aware of that fact that you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch, right?"
The pirate replies: "Yarrr! It's driving me nuts!"

 

[Congax]

lmao

 

[kivik]

haha

 

[CorNokZ]

lol

 

[liloe]

Another one =) although a bit darker humour this time ^^

A man buys some stuff in a pharmacy.
Chemist: I'm sorry sir, I gave you potassic cyanide instead of calcium chloride.
Customer: And what's the problem with it?
Chemist: You owe me another 30 cent.

 

[Congax]

Haha!

 

[Vladamir]

Rofl

Sleezbint come play hib classic on US :<

 

[Congax]

Rofl

Sleezbint come play hib classic on US :<

Bugz wants me to come mid and you want me on hib. FFS!

 

[Morphius]

Vladamir to come play Mid/Merlin!!

 

[Vladamir]

Vladamir to come play Mid/Merlin!!

Noway, hib gareth ftw

 

[Congax]

Noway, hib gareth ftw

Installing daoc again, will get free trial tomorrow or something to bugger you on Gareth!

 

[Vladamir]

Installing daoc again, will get free trial tomorrow or something to bugger you on Gareth!

w00t. Tris and i are doing a hero/bard duo so make smt to join in with that

 

[tris-]

w00t. Tris and i are doing a hero/bard duo so make smt to join in with that

im nearly level 5 too i rox the box

 

[Everz]

Vladam8r to get 39 for molvik ownage

 

[Morphius]

u know Mid/Merlin is the best place

If not will come visit u on my Dr00d

 

[Everz]

u know Mid/Merlin is the best place

If not will come visit u on my Dr00d

classic owns all, most BG's active xD

 

[Congax]

w00t. Tris and i are doing a hero/bard duo so make smt to join in with that

Right. Ranger inc!

.. Or some warden'ish thing.

 

[Vladamir]

Vladam8r to get 39 for molvik ownage

31 now

 

[Everz]

31 now

slow.. 39 + ds suit woot xD

 

[Vladamir]

slow.. 39 + ds suit woot xD

Such PL you c**t

 

[Everz]

Such PL you c**t

aye, go AC, stick leader, alt+tap every 20 mins to do grp DA.. ding 39 xD

 

[Vladamir]

aye, go AC, stick leader, alt+tap every 20 mins to do grp DA.. ding 39 xD

Real men play for hours on end to xp

 

[leviathane]

rofl playign daoc again, your weak vlad

 

[Everz]

Real men play for hours on end to xp

smart peeps get pl ;D?

 

[Congax]

smart peeps get pl ;D?

That's why I'm only joining Gareth now. I'll get Vlad to PL me, muahahah.

...



Penis.

 

[tris-]

That's why I'm only joining Gareth now. I'll get Vlad to PL me, muahahah.

...



Penis.

i can pl you to level 5

 

[Congax]

Fo'shizzle. That is teh w4ck!

 

[Everz]

i can pl you to level 5

givf ;<

 

[Vladamir]

givf ;<

We don't want your sort around here!

 

[CorNokZ]

zomg u guys!


Get a room :<