Another crap joke ;)

Takhasis

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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from
God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune
and see where the evening leads. Then she hands the bottle to the
man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
police.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Some women are clever and evil.
 

Bahumat

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What they forgot is that the guy slipped 100kg of cocaine in her car and the woman went to be arrested. The guy said he did not own the car (it was stolen) and the woman had got him pissed to have her seedy way!

guy gets off scott free!
 

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