And thanks for all the fish...

[Xavier]

hmm, damini - if the fishies are still clinging on try bunging some toilet duck in and finish them off properly...

 

[WPKenny]

Heh.

Fish are alive and well, as far as I know. They were last fed at around 6.30am and Damini's been at work since 8:30 ish. Let's just hope they last the day.

I'll post a pic at some point of lil Kenny and Damini.

 

[Xavier]

Originally posted by WPKenny
Heh.

Fish are alive and well, as far as I know. They were last fed at around 6.30am and Damini's been at work since 8:30 ish. Let's just hope they last the day.

I'll post a pic at some point of lil Kenny and Damini.

ok m8, in the interests of the fishies take a picture of them together with damini holding up todays newspaper and we won't call the rspca...


personally i blame the pet shop!

 

[Xavier]

hmm, a suspicious silence....

 

[mr.Blacky]

I dont trust this, think someone has fish at dinner

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

This may not work as text, as it's a verbal gag, but here goes...

What do you call a Fish with no eyes?












FSH!

 

[Mellow-]

:touch:

 

[Daffeh]

Originally posted by Disco PhoolCat
This may not work as text, as it's a verbal gag, but here goes...

What do you call a Fish with no eyes?












FSH!

ok i think a better joke would be:

how do you spell the word 'fish' if you exclude the letter 'i' ?


anwser:

fsh


there you're straight in with a joke....

THE STICKS!

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. You teh funnee, Daf!















You're still getting a beating, though.

 

[Testin da Cable]

hmmm it would so happen that I've been keeping this fine large collection of clubs against a rainy day. I was looking at them just now due to a different matter, but you're more than welcome to them Summo. notice the nice thorny one....

 

[Summo]

Ooh! I'm honoured...

Daf? Daa-aa-aaf...

This one has 'Team Jungle' written on it. It will do admirably...

 

[old.[TBUK]Boris]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1972000/1972476.stm

 

[Testin da Cable]

very kind of his owner I must say. well done

 

[Damini]

Heh Boris... I suppose it is kind... ish.

But look into those beedey eyes... Isn't he trying to communicate something? Like, for example, "Don't just stand there, kill me."

 

[Zey]

Damini where are the photos of your 2 new fishes then?

Lets have a look

 

[Damini]

Gah, I typed a response and then my inherently ghay computer decided that two websites at once was far too stressful, and claimed Insufficient Resources. What crap. This system trots that out like the cyber version of "I've got a headache".

*slaps computer bitch about. Quits several programmes that she has no idea what they do, just to appease the angry computer god*

I'm not overly sure how to use the webcam, and even if i was, the fish inhabit the kitchen and the webcam the lounge, and both are too heavy for my early morning feebleness to move.

I could scan in the fish individually, but maybe, just maybe, that would defeat the object of proving they are still alive.

 

[Munkey-]

i want to see the dead fish squashed flat under the weight of the scanner lid!!!!!!

 

[Damini]

Errr... I think Kenny is trying to kill Damini I thought they were being friendly, but I think Kenny is actually homicidal. How do I protect ickle Damini? Summon forth Disco Dormouse! I need answers! Unless, erm, trying to chew her top fin is erotic? Is it? Shes only diddley. Help?

 

[Munkey-]

cyanide placed in the water will stop anymore of these fish fetish antics!!!

 

[Damini]

Maybe a tad over zealous there, but I'll bear it in mind

Anyone else?

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

Originally posted by [TBUK]Boris

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1972000/1972476.stm

Gandalf, named after the wizard in The Lord Of The Rings

Well, I'm so glad that they cleared that up! That's why it's called a NEWS site, I guess!

I'm afraid da Mousie is in the air on the way back home, out of touch until 7ish tomorrow!

It could be a gender thang, ie both the same & fighting, or stronger attacking weaker, GAH! I'm felching in the dark, here. Sorry

I'd have a look around for some sort of fish forum, like this place only smellier & damper.

 

[Munkey-]

I bet this is some osrt of psycho analogical linked explanation thingy for this. obvisouly kenny feels his space is being invaded as damini feels that the tacky plastic castle should be installed next to the "no fishing sign"

 

[Skyler]

More info, we want pics and info dammit!

 

[Damini]

Mwuhah! A ressurection for the fishey thread of yonder year! Or a couple of months ago.

I thought I'd do a little update. Like those snapshots at the end of tacky American films; Joey went to university and subsequently became mayor of a small town and died from syphillus.

We have *another* new fish. I've lost track of the number of fish Kenny has murdered, Damini, Barberella and Dyson have all gone to the big puddle in the sky *cough*toilet*cough* and there might even be some more secretly buried underneath the small tacky lighthouse model. However, we have sent another fish into the fray. Sherlock. Sherlock will no doubt put an end to these aquatic misdemeanours and everyone will live happily ever after. We discovered Fish Calm (tm) which is supposed to help agitated fish, so we've been using it to sedate the psychotic tendencies of Kenny. All seems to be well!

Kenny The Man has also introduced a skeleton drinking from a jug that farts air bubbles into the tank, as an extra form of filtration. It's just that touch of class that the fish have been missing.


And since it now looks like our mortgage might be going through (I'm not going to play the definates game because I don't trust my luck and there's still a while for contracts to be scary and the like) but should it all go through then I'm going to get myself a cat. A lady cat. Kenny The Man wants to call any cat we get Guinness, regardless of colour and gender, but I'm not sure. "Guinnnnnnnesssss! Dinnnnnnnnner!!!" Hmmm. So I'm going to think up some lady cat names in the mean time.


Sherlock went on to become the worlds first fish detective. Until Sharkey and George linched him for stealing their title, and then he was found floating out at sea, his fin incased in a bucket full of balloons.

 

[GDW]

Just read this thread for the first time, Dam if you need any help with fish let me know, I used to have a job a few years back importing tropical fish from around the world so I still remember a fair bit about caring for them.

 

[Damini]

Thanks Grandadwinkle! Kenny The Fish went mouldey a while back, but he's better now. I have a feeling he's the Mumm-Rah The Ever Living of the fish world. But do expect to be PMed and turned into the Aquatic A+E in case of emergencies

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
We discovered Fish Calm (tm) which is supposed to help agitated fish,

I always heard that a little knob of butter over a low heat stops the fish from jumping about

 

[GDW]

No problem, just remember that prevention is the best cure so if you are looking after them correctly and you are introducing healthy fish they shouldnt get sick .

Looking forward to being of service

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Disco PhoolCat
I'm felching in the dark, here. Sorry

You'll go blind.

like this place only smellier & damper.

What a disturbing thought :/

 

[Summo]

a skeleton drinking from a jug that farts air bubbles into the tank...

My god that's brilliant! Where might I purchase one of these, preferably one that fits in a mug?

...he was found floating out at sea, his fin incased in a bucket full of balloons.

Genius! The twist! It's juxtaposed! FUNNY!

I have a feeling he's the Mumm-Rah The Ever Living of the fish world

LAUGH! I did.