And I said "HEY!"

[Clown]

"What's the word, early bird?"

And he said, "The curtain in the photo booth is for coloured folks".

 

[babs]

After reading the thread title I was expecting...

heeeey hhhheeeeey yyeeeaaaaah, What's going on?

Now I'm inclined to believe this was a thinly veiled trap to lure us 4-non Blondes fans!

 

[GDW]

"What's the word, early bird?"

And he said, "The curtain in the photo booth is for coloured folks".

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read?

Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face designed exclusively for radio. Who am I kidding? You would.

 

[Chilly]

is this the make me cry thread again?

 

[babs]

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read?

It seems to be catching.....

 

[ECA]

 

[tris-]

rofl GDW.

btw, i dont understand what is so funny or worth reading in the OP.

seems like typical "im clown so i can get away with being a fat useless shit head" post.

 

[Tom]

Gr8 m8.

 

[Guest]

clown fucks dogs anally with monkey sperm and hats

 

[Draylor]

Shocking, brooky managed a whole sentence without a single typo. Now brooky if you try really hard maybe next time you can manage to make sense.

 

[Chilly]

dont makeme fucking laugh dray

 

[Guest]

if it takes 8 cats 8 hours to kill 100 rats, how may cats does it take to kill 1000 rats in 1 hour

 

[GDW]

if it takes 8 cats 8 hours to kill 100 rats, how may cats does it take to kill 100 rats in 1000 cats in 1 hour

You sir are window licking, granny-raping, crotch-slurping, rectal-guzzling, pimple-chewing, wank-brained jizzmopper!

 

[Tom]

I was going to make a long-winded post about how gay you all are, and how I hope monkeys with hot pokers would climb down from the trees and roger you sideways.

But then I just thought "fuck it", so "YOU'RE ALL GAY".

 

[Ch3tan]

Tom's ginger, so we can all disregard anything he says.

 

[Chilly]

if it takes 8 cats 8 hours to kill 100 rats, how may cats does it take to kill 1000 rats in 1 hour

640

 

[ECA]

About 10 mins if its this cat:

 

[Bodhi]

I said now I'm on a roll
With all the girls I know
I know you wanna hit that
I know you wanna hit that hit that.

 

[Chilly]

About 10 mins if its this cat:

fucking robokitty. That motherfucker would be hard to kill, although I'm sure I could manage it with a BOFH(tm) bulk-eraser.

 

[TdC]

I've been itching for an excuse to use this one: