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Failed Geordie and Parmothief
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- Jan 2, 2004
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for some odd reason, i went to the gym at 5pm instead of my normal morning times. i parked at the front instead of the back. I did 45 mins had a water break and went to weigh my self. dissappointed with what i found (gained 8lbs in 2 days? lol), i decided to leave early. i walked out in my usual manner, i got in the car and opend the window all the way down. normally i only open it 3/4 the way down. i drove the wrong way out the car park. at the exit, a bird happend to shit right through the window and land on my shoulder and the inside of the door.
now, what are the chances that a bird happens to shit through your open window and hit you? if i stuck to my routine, would i still of been shat on? all the things i did ultimatley led me to be under neath a bird that needed a shit while the window was fully down, instead of 3/4. if the window was 3/4, i wouldnt of been shat on as the shit came through right at the bottom of the window frame.
is it even possible to work out EXACTLY which event caused me to be under that bird at that precise time? does it really prove that every little thing causes a chain reaction and leads onto an 'ultimate event'? if it didnt happen, then maybe you wouldnt of been thinking about subjects such as this. it just goes on and on.
now, what are the chances that a bird happens to shit through your open window and hit you? if i stuck to my routine, would i still of been shat on? all the things i did ultimatley led me to be under neath a bird that needed a shit while the window was fully down, instead of 3/4. if the window was 3/4, i wouldnt of been shat on as the shit came through right at the bottom of the window frame.
is it even possible to work out EXACTLY which event caused me to be under that bird at that precise time? does it really prove that every little thing causes a chain reaction and leads onto an 'ultimate event'? if it didnt happen, then maybe you wouldnt of been thinking about subjects such as this. it just goes on and on.