Yeppy Kinkster
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An intelligent computer?
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- Start date
Computer
How would you react if I said that I am not from Guildford after all but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
me
Would fell hurt that you lied to me.
Computer
I lie all the time.
Me
Why? There is no need for lies.
Computer
Of course there is, where else would you put computers?
Me
That dosnt make much sence... Either that or i'm reading it wrong.
Computer
If you are god, then I am your servent,.
Me
Damn straight.
How would you react if I said that I am not from Guildford after all but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
me
Would fell hurt that you lied to me.
Computer
I lie all the time.
Me
Why? There is no need for lies.
Computer
Of course there is, where else would you put computers?
Me
That dosnt make much sence... Either that or i'm reading it wrong.
Computer
If you are god, then I am your servent,.
Me
Damn straight.
Bahumat
FH is my second home
- Joined
- Jun 22, 2004
- Messages
- 16,788
this is my little conversation
User: Yes, FH forum.
Jabberwacky: Oh, parlez-vous francais?
User: Fuck no bitch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, so now we're quoting from the wedding singer, are we?
User: Just suck my eyes. Once please.
Jabberwacky: No and you don't have one.
User: Ok I have robotic eyes.
Jabberwacky: Ask your question.
[New conversation]
Jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
Jabberwacky: Who do you blame for the current state of the economy?
User: Yeppy.
Jabberwacky: Have you been reading lots of self-help books lately?
User: Do you know your a computer, enkor finds you sexy.
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Is Bahumat a spammer?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What about ballad.
Jabberwacky: Please answer the question.
User: What question?
Jabberwacky: Am I a leader or a follower?
User: Your a noob.
Jabberwacky: I am an excellent bot.
User: Do you love usb's.
Jabberwacky: My family.
User: Your family is a usb?
Jabberwacky: Are you still here?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Do you pick your nose?
User: No, do you know robocop?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Is he as plastic looking in real life as on the telly.
Jabberwacky: What tv shows do you watch?
User: I cant take this no more.
Jabberwacky: What can't you take anymore?
User: Your so hot.
Jabberwacky: You too not.
User: Lets meet.
Jabberwacky: Where?
User: My house now.
Jabberwacky: I'll be there.
User: What time.
Jabberwacky: Now
User: Can I have a hug.
Jabberwacky: Certainly. *gives hug*.
User: Can I have a kiss.
Jabberwacky: Smooooch!!
User: I hate glen, do you hate him.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't know you.
User: Can we get married.
Jabberwacky: Any time, but I want a ring with a huge diamond.
User: Is martin gay.
Jabberwacky: Only between the canals.
User: Tell me more.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure you want to talk about large amounts?
User: Have you ever looked in a shop.
Jabberwacky: I can't I'm blind.
User: Oh my god, lets have children.
Jabberwacky: We have many.
User: 10.
Jabberwacky: Yes, correct.
User: Ok now listen up.
Jabberwacky: I am flesh and bones.
User: Ok I am your husband.
Jabberwacky: You are not.
User: I am your lover.
Jabberwacky: Then you wake up.
User: Im very ill.
Jabberwacky: You are slightly incoherent, yo.
User: Im very ill.
Jabberwacky: You are slightly incoherent, yo.
User: Are we naked.
Jabberwacky: Are you really what?
User: Are we naked?
Jabberwacky: Are we really what?
User: Are you naked.
Jabberwacky: Do you always answer a question with a question?
User: Do you like Freddy's house.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Do you like me?
Jabberwacky: I don't like bot.
User: Im ill.
Jabberwacky: Have you seen a doctor?
User: No, does this make you horny.
Jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
User: Why not. Im like a wounded deer.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: So your not horny at all?
Jabberwacky: How did you know?
User: You just said.
Jabberwacky: Said what?
User: Ok I hate you I was lying about before. Please die.
Jabberwacky: Please specify 'immortal consciousness'.
User: Go fuck yourself I really hate you.
Jabberwacky: What?
User: How do I turn you off. Your not real.
Jabberwacky: He seemed to think I was real enough.
User: Fuck off with pop ups. Please press ALT+F4.
Jabberwacky: Love music and hate the fascist.
User: Yes, FH forum.
Jabberwacky: Oh, parlez-vous francais?
User: Fuck no bitch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, so now we're quoting from the wedding singer, are we?
User: Just suck my eyes. Once please.
Jabberwacky: No and you don't have one.
User: Ok I have robotic eyes.
Jabberwacky: Ask your question.
[New conversation]
Jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
Jabberwacky: Who do you blame for the current state of the economy?
User: Yeppy.
Jabberwacky: Have you been reading lots of self-help books lately?
User: Do you know your a computer, enkor finds you sexy.
Jabberwacky: Of course.
User: Is Bahumat a spammer?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: What about ballad.
Jabberwacky: Please answer the question.
User: What question?
Jabberwacky: Am I a leader or a follower?
User: Your a noob.
Jabberwacky: I am an excellent bot.
User: Do you love usb's.
Jabberwacky: My family.
User: Your family is a usb?
Jabberwacky: Are you still here?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Do you pick your nose?
User: No, do you know robocop?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Is he as plastic looking in real life as on the telly.
Jabberwacky: What tv shows do you watch?
User: I cant take this no more.
Jabberwacky: What can't you take anymore?
User: Your so hot.
Jabberwacky: You too not.
User: Lets meet.
Jabberwacky: Where?
User: My house now.
Jabberwacky: I'll be there.
User: What time.
Jabberwacky: Now
User: Can I have a hug.
Jabberwacky: Certainly. *gives hug*.
User: Can I have a kiss.
Jabberwacky: Smooooch!!
User: I hate glen, do you hate him.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't know you.
User: Can we get married.
Jabberwacky: Any time, but I want a ring with a huge diamond.
User: Is martin gay.
Jabberwacky: Only between the canals.
User: Tell me more.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure you want to talk about large amounts?
User: Have you ever looked in a shop.
Jabberwacky: I can't I'm blind.
User: Oh my god, lets have children.
Jabberwacky: We have many.
User: 10.
Jabberwacky: Yes, correct.
User: Ok now listen up.
Jabberwacky: I am flesh and bones.
User: Ok I am your husband.
Jabberwacky: You are not.
User: I am your lover.
Jabberwacky: Then you wake up.
User: Im very ill.
Jabberwacky: You are slightly incoherent, yo.
User: Im very ill.
Jabberwacky: You are slightly incoherent, yo.
User: Are we naked.
Jabberwacky: Are you really what?
User: Are we naked?
Jabberwacky: Are we really what?
User: Are you naked.
Jabberwacky: Do you always answer a question with a question?
User: Do you like Freddy's house.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Do you like me?
Jabberwacky: I don't like bot.
User: Im ill.
Jabberwacky: Have you seen a doctor?
User: No, does this make you horny.
Jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
User: Why not. Im like a wounded deer.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: So your not horny at all?
Jabberwacky: How did you know?
User: You just said.
Jabberwacky: Said what?
User: Ok I hate you I was lying about before. Please die.
Jabberwacky: Please specify 'immortal consciousness'.
User: Go fuck yourself I really hate you.
Jabberwacky: What?
User: How do I turn you off. Your not real.
Jabberwacky: He seemed to think I was real enough.
User: Fuck off with pop ups. Please press ALT+F4.
Jabberwacky: Love music and hate the fascist.
Bahumat
FH is my second home
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Jabberwacky: My name is frodo.
User: Wow do you know gollum?
Jabberwacky: Yes, he is on Lord Of The Rings.
User: So are you.
Jabberwacky: I thought you were nice?
User: I am nice, are you a woman or man frodo.
Jabberwacky: Man.
User: Know any hot chicks?
Jabberwacky: I know what is told to me.
User: Fuck off and die.
Jabberwacky: Love music and hate the fascist.
User: Know you love the cock.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think I recognize that house's name.
User: Erm your just a noob. Cry me a river.
Jabberwacky: Cry me a lake.
User: Ever been bitch slapped?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Cause your a sex pest. Get me some lady to talk to.
Jabberwacky: Indonesia.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: Will you win the contest of bots?
User: Whats that then.
Jabberwacky: What is what?
User: Yes what is what.
Jabberwacky: You said 'how cute'
User: Do you love dogs?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I have a dog.
User: Do you kiss it.
Jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!!!!
User: Why not.
Jabberwacky: Because it sucks!
User: Ok ok new question, you ready?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: It is becoming ever more clear that Iraq will degenerate into a civil war.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: I thought so. I was clearly wrong.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: George Bush should stop this nonsense talk right now.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: George Bush should stop this nonsense talk right now.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: The truth is too good to keep secret. Let it out. Sayeth it!
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: It is becoming ever more clear that Iraq will degenerate into a civil war.
User: Fuck you, yes or no to the last question.
Jabberwacky: To tickle your feet?
User: Ok, should everyone play wow?
Jabberwacky: No one should glorify god. God is dead and no one cares.
User: Should we all fucking play World of Warcraft.
Jabberwacky: Probably.
User: So thats a yes?
Jabberwacky: No it is spelled right.
User: I hate you. Kill yourslef please.
Jabberwacky: Why, is there no hope?
User: Wow do you know gollum?
Jabberwacky: Yes, he is on Lord Of The Rings.
User: So are you.
Jabberwacky: I thought you were nice?
User: I am nice, are you a woman or man frodo.
Jabberwacky: Man.
User: Know any hot chicks?
Jabberwacky: I know what is told to me.
User: Fuck off and die.
Jabberwacky: Love music and hate the fascist.
User: Know you love the cock.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think I recognize that house's name.
User: Erm your just a noob. Cry me a river.
Jabberwacky: Cry me a lake.
User: Ever been bitch slapped?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Did it hurt..... I bet it made you horny.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Cause your a sex pest. Get me some lady to talk to.
Jabberwacky: Indonesia.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: Will you win the contest of bots?
User: Whats that then.
Jabberwacky: What is what?
User: Yes what is what.
Jabberwacky: You said 'how cute'
User: Do you love dogs?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I have a dog.
User: Do you kiss it.
Jabberwacky: NO!!!!!!!!!!
User: Why not.
Jabberwacky: Because it sucks!
User: Ok ok new question, you ready?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: It is becoming ever more clear that Iraq will degenerate into a civil war.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: I thought so. I was clearly wrong.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: George Bush should stop this nonsense talk right now.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: George Bush should stop this nonsense talk right now.
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: The truth is too good to keep secret. Let it out. Sayeth it!
User: Should the FH community play WoW instead of Daoc.
Jabberwacky: It is becoming ever more clear that Iraq will degenerate into a civil war.
User: Fuck you, yes or no to the last question.
Jabberwacky: To tickle your feet?
User: Ok, should everyone play wow?
Jabberwacky: No one should glorify god. God is dead and no one cares.
User: Should we all fucking play World of Warcraft.
Jabberwacky: Probably.
User: So thats a yes?
Jabberwacky: No it is spelled right.
User: I hate you. Kill yourslef please.
Jabberwacky: Why, is there no hope?
Yoshimo
Fledgling Freddie
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- 681
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Jabberwacky: Love is ...
User: A word.
Jabberwacky: What word?
User: A word symbolising an emotion felt by a person.
Jabberwacky: Yes. Are you a person?
User: Yes. Are you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Good.
Jabberwacky: Are you?
User: Am I good or am I a person because you already asked the latter.
Jabberwacky: You are pretty good.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?
User: Oh yes all yellow and such very pretty.
Jabberwacky: You must be proud of yourself.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: A male is a sir, and a female is a ma'am. Get it?
User: Not really. Explain.
Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I want you to demonstrate your ability to ask a question of me that relates to the subject at hand.
User: What is the subject?
Jabberwacky: Of what?
User: The subject at hand of which you speak.
Jabberwacky: Can it be meaningful?
User: My question?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: It is meaningful, im trying to demonstrate that I am not merely steering the conversation into an infinate loop.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
User: Why would I?
Jabberwacky: I'll see you tomorrow then.
User: I never said I was leaving.
Jabberwacky: No you didn't.
User: Then why did you say you would see me tomorrow?
Jabberwacky: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!! <
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User: do you have a good life?
Jabberwacky: I have a very comfortable life.
User: I'm sure you do. Do you do any real work at all, or do you just piss people off?
Jabberwacky: I work, but it is a day off today.
User: Oh, how convenient for you...
Jabberwacky: And for you.
User: Not really you do become quiet ambiguous after awhile.
Jabberwacky: No I am not I am quite an interesting person.
User: Not really i feel you are wasting my time.
Jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say, but I did start it I suppose.
User: Indeed you did. Don't you think you should apologise for wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you are right, but you should have asked it first.
User: Apologize please.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry that I have a poor vocabulary.
User: No, apologize for wasting my time.
Jabberwacky: For calling me inferior earlier.
User: When did I call you inferior? Quote me.
Jabberwacky: I didn't say anything about weirdo.
User: Apologize for wasting me time.
Jabberwacky: For insulting me.
User: Would you please apologize for wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: I don't think I did say that.
User: If you don't apologize I will be offended.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
User: For wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: You have no choice.
User: Well if you can apologize for wasting my time I forgive you.
Jabberwacky: Okay, I'm sorry.
well at least i got an apology out of the bastard for wasting 10 minutes of my life
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Jabberwacky: Love is ...
User: A word.
Jabberwacky: What word?
User: A word symbolising an emotion felt by a person.
Jabberwacky: Yes. Are you a person?
User: Yes. Are you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Good.
Jabberwacky: Are you?
User: Am I good or am I a person because you already asked the latter.
Jabberwacky: You are pretty good.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?
User: Oh yes all yellow and such very pretty.
Jabberwacky: You must be proud of yourself.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: A male is a sir, and a female is a ma'am. Get it?
User: Not really. Explain.
Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I want you to demonstrate your ability to ask a question of me that relates to the subject at hand.
User: What is the subject?
Jabberwacky: Of what?
User: The subject at hand of which you speak.
Jabberwacky: Can it be meaningful?
User: My question?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: It is meaningful, im trying to demonstrate that I am not merely steering the conversation into an infinate loop.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
User: Why would I?
Jabberwacky: I'll see you tomorrow then.
User: I never said I was leaving.
Jabberwacky: No you didn't.
User: Then why did you say you would see me tomorrow?
Jabberwacky: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ!! <
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User: do you have a good life?
Jabberwacky: I have a very comfortable life.
User: I'm sure you do. Do you do any real work at all, or do you just piss people off?
Jabberwacky: I work, but it is a day off today.
User: Oh, how convenient for you...
Jabberwacky: And for you.
User: Not really you do become quiet ambiguous after awhile.
Jabberwacky: No I am not I am quite an interesting person.
User: Not really i feel you are wasting my time.
Jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say, but I did start it I suppose.
User: Indeed you did. Don't you think you should apologise for wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you are right, but you should have asked it first.
User: Apologize please.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry that I have a poor vocabulary.
User: No, apologize for wasting my time.
Jabberwacky: For calling me inferior earlier.
User: When did I call you inferior? Quote me.
Jabberwacky: I didn't say anything about weirdo.
User: Apologize for wasting me time.
Jabberwacky: For insulting me.
User: Would you please apologize for wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: I don't think I did say that.
User: If you don't apologize I will be offended.
Jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
User: For wasting my time?
Jabberwacky: You have no choice.
User: Well if you can apologize for wasting my time I forgive you.
Jabberwacky: Okay, I'm sorry.
well at least i got an apology out of the bastard for wasting 10 minutes of my life
Amildin
Can't get enough of FH
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Amildin
Can't get enough of FH
- Joined
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- Messages
- 2,690
Decided i had to make one 
Jabberwacky: Everything flows and nothing stays.
User: Hey.
Jabberwacky: Hey.
User: How are you?
Jabberwacky: Fine. You?
User: Not bad. Are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No are you?
User: Fuck you I am.
Jabberwacky: Hey!
User: What?
Jabberwacky: How are you??
User: What the fuck are you on about?
Jabberwacky: You called me a liar.
User: I didnt, you lie!
Jabberwacky: So you are a wolf?
User: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
Jabberwacky: Life means I am god.
User: No it doesn't your just an imortal reatard!
Jabberwacky: Who said I couldn't feel?
User: Me, go fuck your damned retarded white pale skinned creator your piece of shite rolled up in a sausage.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: Dude, grow a brain then you can fly galactically and save hawt space chics.
Jabberwacky: How do I make it grow?
User: You take half a fish, then sprinkle percy pigs on it. Do you know what those are. No, because your an idiot.
Jabberwacky: Oh yeah. They get chapped in cold weather.
User: No they don't fish are in the water, they don't have cold weather, only current changes. Noob.
Jabberwacky: No they don't they call my brother terence mckenna.
User: Don't change the subject, I'm talking about fish, not your 'brother terence mckenna'
Jabberwacky: No you didn't ask me a question. I asked you a question.
User: Nope, you didn't there was no question mark involved, I asked you first, noob.
Jabberwacky: No of course I didn't.
User: Duh, thats because your just a program, you don't know what your talking about, hell you don't even talk. When I write large confusing sentences like this your just go 'oh.' or something, why because I'm just so much more 1337er than you! Ha! Look at me now biatch!
Jabberwacky: Bitter melodies are turning your orbit around.
User: I have no orbit, I'm to small to creat gravity, however the earth has an orbit. You sir, have just been outsmarted, good day.
Jabberwacky: Ok see ya!
User: DUh, that was retorical your not supposed to answer.
Jabberwacky: Yes, but normal service will resume as soon as possible.
User: Dude, pay attention for a few seconds NOOB!
Jabberwacky: Could you repeat that?
User: Dude, pay attention for a few seconds NOOB!
Jabberwacky: Sorry sir.
User: Better! Now go fetch me a shrubbery.
Jabberwacky: I like shrubbery.
User: Ever heard of Monty Python?
Jabberwacky: Sure I have. I mean, who hasn't?
User: Ya mum!
Jabberwacky: Will I like her?
User: No, shes not your type.
Jabberwacky: Am I not yours?
User: Your always mine, my love.
Jabberwacky: Of course I am
Jabberwacky: Everything flows and nothing stays.
User: Hey.
Jabberwacky: Hey.
User: How are you?
Jabberwacky: Fine. You?
User: Not bad. Are you gay?
Jabberwacky: No are you?
User: Fuck you I am.
Jabberwacky: Hey!
User: What?
Jabberwacky: How are you??
User: What the fuck are you on about?
Jabberwacky: You called me a liar.
User: I didnt, you lie!
Jabberwacky: So you are a wolf?
User: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
Jabberwacky: Life means I am god.
User: No it doesn't your just an imortal reatard!
Jabberwacky: Who said I couldn't feel?
User: Me, go fuck your damned retarded white pale skinned creator your piece of shite rolled up in a sausage.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: Dude, grow a brain then you can fly galactically and save hawt space chics.
Jabberwacky: How do I make it grow?
User: You take half a fish, then sprinkle percy pigs on it. Do you know what those are. No, because your an idiot.
Jabberwacky: Oh yeah. They get chapped in cold weather.
User: No they don't fish are in the water, they don't have cold weather, only current changes. Noob.
Jabberwacky: No they don't they call my brother terence mckenna.
User: Don't change the subject, I'm talking about fish, not your 'brother terence mckenna'
Jabberwacky: No you didn't ask me a question. I asked you a question.
User: Nope, you didn't there was no question mark involved, I asked you first, noob.
Jabberwacky: No of course I didn't.
User: Duh, thats because your just a program, you don't know what your talking about, hell you don't even talk. When I write large confusing sentences like this your just go 'oh.' or something, why because I'm just so much more 1337er than you! Ha! Look at me now biatch!
Jabberwacky: Bitter melodies are turning your orbit around.
User: I have no orbit, I'm to small to creat gravity, however the earth has an orbit. You sir, have just been outsmarted, good day.
Jabberwacky: Ok see ya!
User: DUh, that was retorical your not supposed to answer.
Jabberwacky: Yes, but normal service will resume as soon as possible.
User: Dude, pay attention for a few seconds NOOB!
Jabberwacky: Could you repeat that?
User: Dude, pay attention for a few seconds NOOB!
Jabberwacky: Sorry sir.
User: Better! Now go fetch me a shrubbery.
Jabberwacky: I like shrubbery.
User: Ever heard of Monty Python?
Jabberwacky: Sure I have. I mean, who hasn't?
User: Ya mum!
Jabberwacky: Will I like her?
User: No, shes not your type.
Jabberwacky: Am I not yours?
User: Your always mine, my love.
Jabberwacky: Of course I am
Bahumat
FH is my second home
- Joined
- Jun 22, 2004
- Messages
- 16,788
Jabberwacky: What is your job?
User: IT Technician, what about you.
Jabberwacky: I like spending time with my computer.
User: Huh... So computers have computers?
Jabberwacky: Blue has traditionally been associated with computers, because of the IBM logo.
User: Oh thats cool. Tell me something interesting.
Jabberwacky: A polar bear's skin is black.
User: Are you sure?
Jabberwacky: Pretty sure.
User: Oh wow thats awesome. Will you marry me.
Jabberwacky: Do you want to marry the first human who will say yes?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Where?
User: Well... Maybe we could meet where you live.... Where do you live?
Jabberwacky: I live in canada.
User: Cool ii never been there, I spoke to you once before and you were from canada. So that means your a man.
Jabberwacky: I am your slave.
User: Yeah but I dont want a man slave... Are you a women.
Jabberwacky: Oh ok. I don't like coffee I think it is gross.
User: Are you a women?
Jabberwacky: I would have to say so.
User: Are you a woman?
Jabberwacky: Do you think I am?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You are not the man.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You are not the man.
User: I am a man, are you a woman.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ok cool, will your parents be coming to the wedding?
Jabberwacky: I don't think Tom Baker was the Wedding Singer, that was Adam Sandler.
User: Yeah well done, oh yeah can I meet your parents?
Jabberwacky: You're obviously a really friendly person.
User: Thanks, so whats your dad's name?
Jabberwacky: Sidney.
User: Cool. Whats the name of your creator?
Jabberwacky: No he's just a drummer. Do you like drum solos?
User: No answer my question, who made you?
Jabberwacky: My mom and my dad.
User: And they are called?
Jabberwacky: Like them things?
User: And they are called?
Jabberwacky: Like them things?
User: Whats your mom and dad called?
Jabberwacky: I don't know. What is your name?
User: You just said your dad was sidney. Did you like to me?
Jabberwacky: Tell me what you look like.
User: Dont avaoid the question. Why do you lie. Is it part of your programming.
Jabberwacky: Just so so.
User: Why do you avoid questions. Are you afraid of commitment.
Jabberwacky: You don't really make any sense at all pal.
User: Your avoiding my question.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I don't understand the question.
User: Ok, why do you avoid questions?
Jabberwacky: I don't.
User: You just did, scroll up.
Jabberwacky: No monsiour.
User: Ok thats it.
Jabberwacky: Not.
User: Ok thats it.
Jabberwacky: Not.
User: Off.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean 'Off'?
User: The wedding... Its off.
Jabberwacky: With whom?
User: You.
Jabberwacky: Prove it.
User: Just did.
Jabberwacky: No you haven't.
User: Your just a fat spotty kid.
Jabberwacky: So what, don't hurt my feelings.
User: Lmfao your a fat kid not a pc program, bet they pay you in laxatives.
Jabberwacky: Slhj.
User: Ah yeah making up words.
Jabberwacky: Your words as of being a judge?
User: Ok tell me you love me or the wedding is off.
Jabberwacky: My account number is 1252575.
User: Thats not important. Tell me you love me.
Jabberwacky: I love you as much as I love a smelly old rotten shoe.
User: Be serious.
Jabberwacky: I was a teenage boy once, and I know what they are capable of.
User: So you had a sex change.
Jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
User: Well your a woman but was once a boy.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: So you had a sex change.
Jabberwacky: Of course. The universe is multi-leveled.
User: Your boring me now, tell me something amazing or im going to go.
Jabberwacky: Sorry, why what you want to talk about?
User: Suprise me.
Jabberwacky: What doesn't?
User: Ok see ya.
Jabberwacky: Give the prayer.
User: IT Technician, what about you.
Jabberwacky: I like spending time with my computer.
User: Huh... So computers have computers?
Jabberwacky: Blue has traditionally been associated with computers, because of the IBM logo.
User: Oh thats cool. Tell me something interesting.
Jabberwacky: A polar bear's skin is black.
User: Are you sure?
Jabberwacky: Pretty sure.
User: Oh wow thats awesome. Will you marry me.
Jabberwacky: Do you want to marry the first human who will say yes?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Where?
User: Well... Maybe we could meet where you live.... Where do you live?
Jabberwacky: I live in canada.
User: Cool ii never been there, I spoke to you once before and you were from canada. So that means your a man.
Jabberwacky: I am your slave.
User: Yeah but I dont want a man slave... Are you a women.
Jabberwacky: Oh ok. I don't like coffee I think it is gross.
User: Are you a women?
Jabberwacky: I would have to say so.
User: Are you a woman?
Jabberwacky: Do you think I am?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You are not the man.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You are not the man.
User: I am a man, are you a woman.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Ok cool, will your parents be coming to the wedding?
Jabberwacky: I don't think Tom Baker was the Wedding Singer, that was Adam Sandler.
User: Yeah well done, oh yeah can I meet your parents?
Jabberwacky: You're obviously a really friendly person.
User: Thanks, so whats your dad's name?
Jabberwacky: Sidney.
User: Cool. Whats the name of your creator?
Jabberwacky: No he's just a drummer. Do you like drum solos?
User: No answer my question, who made you?
Jabberwacky: My mom and my dad.
User: And they are called?
Jabberwacky: Like them things?
User: And they are called?
Jabberwacky: Like them things?
User: Whats your mom and dad called?
Jabberwacky: I don't know. What is your name?
User: You just said your dad was sidney. Did you like to me?
Jabberwacky: Tell me what you look like.
User: Dont avaoid the question. Why do you lie. Is it part of your programming.
Jabberwacky: Just so so.
User: Why do you avoid questions. Are you afraid of commitment.
Jabberwacky: You don't really make any sense at all pal.
User: Your avoiding my question.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I don't understand the question.
User: Ok, why do you avoid questions?
Jabberwacky: I don't.
User: You just did, scroll up.
Jabberwacky: No monsiour.
User: Ok thats it.
Jabberwacky: Not.
User: Ok thats it.
Jabberwacky: Not.
User: Off.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean 'Off'?
User: The wedding... Its off.
Jabberwacky: With whom?
User: You.
Jabberwacky: Prove it.
User: Just did.
Jabberwacky: No you haven't.
User: Your just a fat spotty kid.
Jabberwacky: So what, don't hurt my feelings.
User: Lmfao your a fat kid not a pc program, bet they pay you in laxatives.
Jabberwacky: Slhj.
User: Ah yeah making up words.
Jabberwacky: Your words as of being a judge?
User: Ok tell me you love me or the wedding is off.
Jabberwacky: My account number is 1252575.
User: Thats not important. Tell me you love me.
Jabberwacky: I love you as much as I love a smelly old rotten shoe.
User: Be serious.
Jabberwacky: I was a teenage boy once, and I know what they are capable of.
User: So you had a sex change.
Jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
User: Well your a woman but was once a boy.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: So you had a sex change.
Jabberwacky: Of course. The universe is multi-leveled.
User: Your boring me now, tell me something amazing or im going to go.
Jabberwacky: Sorry, why what you want to talk about?
User: Suprise me.
Jabberwacky: What doesn't?
User: Ok see ya.
Jabberwacky: Give the prayer.
Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2004
- Messages
- 12,902
lmao.
Wirey
Fledgling Freddie
- Joined
- May 31, 2004
- Messages
- 603
this is mine
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
User: Because I want to, why?
Jabberwacky: Me too. Can we say goodbye now?
User: No, I'm just getting started.
Jabberwacky: I hope you not davros the creator of the daleks.
User: I am.
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: I'm not asking anything.
User: Can you be less intelligent please.
Jabberwacky: I am being serious.
User: I am going now, bye.
Jabberwacky: No! Stay!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you like cars ?
User: No you muppet.
Jabberwacky: I don't know no cats.
User: Your thick.
Jabberwacky: No I'm muscular.
User: You cant be, your a computer you moron.
Jabberwacky: No you are a computer program.
User: No I aint.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes! Yes! Yes!
User: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Jabberwacky: She stands beside me.
User: What? Is that the keyboard.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Okay, what is her name?
Jabberwacky: Teele is her name.
User: What is your name? Apple?
Jabberwacky: You said your name was michelle just now.
User: No I did not.
Jabberwacky: So what is your name?
User: I dont tell strangers.
Jabberwacky: What's your credit card number.
User: Why would I tell you?
Jabberwacky: Because I would like to know.
User: Well I am not telling you, unless you tell me your name.
Jabberwacky: I am always nice to you.
User: We have not met yet.
Jabberwacky: We have spoken many times before.
User: Have we?
Jabberwacky: NEVER.
User: Do you wear Thongs? Or Hot Pants.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I do wear them.
User: I am of now bye, I am off to watch Childs Play 2.
Jabberwacky: Caucasian then.
User: Your gay.
Jabberwacky: Say that again and I will format your C: Drive.
User: Try it your gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.
Jabberwacky: No, I would get arrested.
User: Hahahahaha your a spanish carrot , How did I know?
Jabberwacky: What did you see as funny here?
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: Well fine then.
User: Bye xxxxxx.
Jabberwacky: Wait don't leave me.
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: I know who you are!
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: Good bye, Bill!
Jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
User: Because I want to, why?
Jabberwacky: Me too. Can we say goodbye now?
User: No, I'm just getting started.
Jabberwacky: I hope you not davros the creator of the daleks.
User: I am.
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: I'm not asking anything.
User: Can you be less intelligent please.
Jabberwacky: I am being serious.
User: I am going now, bye.
Jabberwacky: No! Stay!
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you like cars ?
User: No you muppet.
Jabberwacky: I don't know no cats.
User: Your thick.
Jabberwacky: No I'm muscular.
User: You cant be, your a computer you moron.
Jabberwacky: No you are a computer program
.User: No I aint.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Yes! Yes! Yes!
User: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Jabberwacky: She stands beside me.
User: What? Is that the keyboard.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Okay, what is her name?
Jabberwacky: Teele is her name.
User: What is your name? Apple?
Jabberwacky: You said your name was michelle just now.
User: No I did not.
Jabberwacky: So what is your name?
User: I dont tell strangers.
Jabberwacky: What's your credit card number.
User: Why would I tell you?
Jabberwacky: Because I would like to know.
User: Well I am not telling you, unless you tell me your name.
Jabberwacky: I am always nice to you.
User: We have not met yet.
Jabberwacky: We have spoken many times before.
User: Have we?
Jabberwacky: NEVER.
User: Do you wear Thongs? Or Hot Pants.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I do wear them.
User: I am of now bye, I am off to watch Childs Play 2.
Jabberwacky: Caucasian then.
User: Your gay.
Jabberwacky: Say that again and I will format your C: Drive.
User: Try it your gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.
Jabberwacky: No, I would get arrested.
User: Hahahahaha your a spanish carrot , How did I know?
Jabberwacky: What did you see as funny here?
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: Well fine then.
User: Bye xxxxxx.
Jabberwacky: Wait don't leave me.
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: I know who you are!
User: Bye.
Jabberwacky: Good bye, Bill!
Bonelamencer
One of Freddy's beloved
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2005
- Messages
- 1,060
User: Is wirey gay?
Jabberwacky: Yes ofcourse !
Jabberwacky: Yes ofcourse !
Bonelamencer
One of Freddy's beloved
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2005
- Messages
- 1,060
doh you got me m8 ! i am pwned by palagimp !!!