An Eve Morning

[svartalf]

I saw this on someone's bio today, I found it funny.

An Eve Morning
Player: brush teeth
Eve: you don’t have a toothbrush
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: are you sure? that item is 43 jumps away
Player: fly to item
Eve: autopilot disabled. waypoint reached
Player: dock
Eve: docking permission requested
Player: dock
Eve: docking permission requested
Player: dock
Player: dock
Player: dock
Eve: docking request...... accepted
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush I
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: you don’t have the skills necessary to use that item
Player: buy Teethbrushing
Player: train Teethbrushing I
Eve: skill training complete
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: you don’t have the skills necessary to use that item
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush Operation
Player: train Electric Toothbrush Operation I
Eve: skill training complete
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: insufficient power