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Archeon
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Right, i would like to take this oppertunity to engage in a little friendly banter with Albions over a few subjects i have started to notice.... ok, i just want to take the piss but that sounds so much nicer 
Righty...
At the moment the albion economy is as we all know, very weak. I was in Camelot the other day looking at second houses after my banker told me it would be a good investment, especially once it picks up again (at this point i laughed, but he knows how to count to 10 so who am i to argue?)
Anyway, there was this really nice building right in the middle of Camelot. I ended up buying it for a few gold pieces, of course the first thing i did was roll that stupid table out and replace it with one that didn't wobble!
Next i would like to point a few things out,
1. Were you aware that your strongest class wear skirts? now i'm not calling you all a bunch of cross dressers. If thats the way you want to dress i found a few skirts in one of the wardrobes of my new house which i'l gladly give to you. But at the least wear some underwear, tripping over all those corpses and landing in un-sightly positions have been causing a number of odd photographs to appear in our guild photo albums
2. I'm afraid i was examining some plate armour in my new house the other day (the halls were filled with suits of 'armour' if you can call it that) you need to sort out your crafters lads. The label on the collar said it was AF 98 armour and was machine washable but when i put it into my washing machine it came out all mangled!! that and i had to spend a good half hour picking off the 'hienz' labels from some of the ones in the main hall. I appologies if this is the brand name of a really good armourcrafter.
3. Again, your casters have long hair. They also seem to be wearing skirts and carrying EXTREMLY large stick devices, i can only assume this was some kind of albions erotosism because i can't see you doing any damage with somthing that snaps when your using it to beat the shit out of a slave for not changing the channel on my TV fast enough. Though that might have been me when he suggested i use the remote instead
4. Your scouts... don't get me wrong i'm sure its a very practical colour but they all wear black, now incase you didn't know this makes them very easy to spot in broad daylight.
5. Your women, again if thats the way you like them then by all means carry on but their all blond! and i don't mean just by them walking into walls screaming somthing about Wall-bugs (some kind of albi chick thing?)
i mean they literally are all blond! maybe all the brunettes wear Hienz brand plate armour? i suppose its better than a paper bag.
6. Why do you learn how to hold two handed weapons? i mean come on, its not too hard is it? you just put one hand slightly above the other and your away. Its hardly rocket science, but this merchent was refusing to sell me a hammer based on the fact i didn't have skill in using the weapon.
7. Casters again, waving your hands arround in some rather odd motions. due to the fact this forum is also used by kiddies i won't point out that it looks like your practicing to masturbate a glacier giant but some on lads somthing a little more appropriate, this is a 12 rated game you know!
That more or less sums up all the little gripes i have about albion. Anyway, if you'l excuse me i'm still trying to get my pool table down into the basement do i'l bid you fare-well
Righty...
At the moment the albion economy is as we all know, very weak. I was in Camelot the other day looking at second houses after my banker told me it would be a good investment, especially once it picks up again (at this point i laughed, but he knows how to count to 10 so who am i to argue?)
Anyway, there was this really nice building right in the middle of Camelot. I ended up buying it for a few gold pieces, of course the first thing i did was roll that stupid table out and replace it with one that didn't wobble!
Next i would like to point a few things out,
1. Were you aware that your strongest class wear skirts? now i'm not calling you all a bunch of cross dressers. If thats the way you want to dress i found a few skirts in one of the wardrobes of my new house which i'l gladly give to you. But at the least wear some underwear, tripping over all those corpses and landing in un-sightly positions have been causing a number of odd photographs to appear in our guild photo albums
2. I'm afraid i was examining some plate armour in my new house the other day (the halls were filled with suits of 'armour' if you can call it that) you need to sort out your crafters lads. The label on the collar said it was AF 98 armour and was machine washable but when i put it into my washing machine it came out all mangled!! that and i had to spend a good half hour picking off the 'hienz' labels from some of the ones in the main hall. I appologies if this is the brand name of a really good armourcrafter.
3. Again, your casters have long hair. They also seem to be wearing skirts and carrying EXTREMLY large stick devices, i can only assume this was some kind of albions erotosism because i can't see you doing any damage with somthing that snaps when your using it to beat the shit out of a slave for not changing the channel on my TV fast enough. Though that might have been me when he suggested i use the remote instead
4. Your scouts... don't get me wrong i'm sure its a very practical colour but they all wear black, now incase you didn't know this makes them very easy to spot in broad daylight.
5. Your women, again if thats the way you like them then by all means carry on but their all blond! and i don't mean just by them walking into walls screaming somthing about Wall-bugs (some kind of albi chick thing?)
i mean they literally are all blond! maybe all the brunettes wear Hienz brand plate armour? i suppose its better than a paper bag.
6. Why do you learn how to hold two handed weapons? i mean come on, its not too hard is it? you just put one hand slightly above the other and your away. Its hardly rocket science, but this merchent was refusing to sell me a hammer based on the fact i didn't have skill in using the weapon.
7. Casters again, waving your hands arround in some rather odd motions. due to the fact this forum is also used by kiddies i won't point out that it looks like your practicing to masturbate a glacier giant but some on lads somthing a little more appropriate, this is a 12 rated game you know!
That more or less sums up all the little gripes i have about albion. Anyway, if you'l excuse me i'm still trying to get my pool table down into the basement do i'l bid you fare-well
funny post