American Kids Names

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Will

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Link here. It worries me that anyone would name their baby after a brand. Can you imagine going through life named ESPN?

Its really a bit depressing that the parents aspirations can only be expressed through a child names L'Oreal. Feel free to insert a "worth it" joke somewhere.
 
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xane

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I know someone called Marvel, she's from Nigeria.
 
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L_Plates

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How sad i know Yanks are daft but that is f***** stupid !!
 
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Jonaldo

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He has found that car models are a popular source of inspiration
Thinking of calling my kids XR3I and 5 Series. What d'ya think?
 
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icemaiden

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When i was in hospital having my first kid the woman in the bed opposite called her daughter Mercedes, i seriously spent 3 days trying not to have a giggle fit every time someone said that kids name. Just shows it's not just the yanks that are mental.
 
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~Lazarus~

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well, different countries/cultures have names which, although different to our ears, mean more in their culture.

as for Mercedes- it WAS a girls name before being used as a car's name
 
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Chameleon

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I despair at the stupidity of Americans :eek:
The poor kids have to live with a name that their parents choose for as stupid a reason as to impress their friends or appear cool or hip and trendy *sigh*
 
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L_Plates

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
well, different countries/cultures have names which, although different to our ears, mean more in their culture.

as for Mercedes- it WAS a girls name before being used as a car's name

But ESPN ffs
 
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(Shovel)

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It is no different from the 19th century when parents named their children Ruby or Opal... it reflects their aspirations
Professor Cleveland Evans

Says it all really.
 
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Flamin_Squirrel

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Is it just me or there people who are just too stupid to have kids?

Breeding licences me thinks.
 
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L_Plates

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if that was introduced 10/15years ago the population would be half it is now !


Young mums who got up the duff on a boozy saturday night makes me sick !
 
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xane

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
as for Mercedes- it WAS a girls name before being used as a car's name

True, in fact the first Mercedes Benz was the inventor's daughter.
 
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Hot Soup

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There is at least one pocahontus in glasgow :x
 
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doh_boy

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I know someone called elbereth after a character from lord of the rings (or at least in the tolkien 'middle-earth' universe
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by xane
True, in fact the first Mercedes Benz was the inventor's daughter.

I'd hate to ask about the ride-height :uhoh:
 
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whipped

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Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda. Well done that man.
 
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~Mobius~

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Originally posted by doh_boy
I know someone called elbereth after a character from lord of the rings (or at least in the tolkien 'middle-earth' universe

That actually sounds nice though, but ESPN ! :p
 
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BrassMonkey

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I'm naming my kids Pooper Scooper and No Frills after the cheapo food stuffs range
 
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Damini

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I remember being back in Bognor and some chav was yelling "Reeeeeebok! Reebok, get yer arse back over ere!" at her kid. Found that quite sad.

Good job I didn't get pregnant and name my kid after my trainers when I was 14. Poor bastard would have been "matchstick" :(
 
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Trem

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This twat I know called one of his kids Demi :/

Also my mate has a pepsi logo tattooed on his arm(they changed the logo the following week)
 
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DAN200

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I know of a girl called Nirvana (after the band, not the buddist heaven, or whatever)
 
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Cdr

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Originally posted by Damini
I remember being back in Bognor and some chav was yelling "Reeeeeebok! Reebok, get yer arse back over ere!" at her kid. Found that quite sad.

Good job I didn't get pregnant and name my kid after my trainers when I was 14. Poor bastard would have been "matchstick" :(

GOLA tbh.

Now that'd make a class name.
 
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xane

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Originally posted by DAN200
I know of a girl called Nirvana (after the band, not the buddist heaven, or whatever)

That's not so bad, many people name their kids Dylan, I know of one, after Bob Dylan, probably unawares that (a) it was a stage name anyway and (b) it was probably after the poet Dylan Thomas (although he has denied this is the case, but in any case it was a name that honoured someone else).
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Cdr
GOLA tbh.

Now that'd make a class name.

I had a pair of them once, they lasted longer my Nike's that followed ;)
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by S-Gray
I was just reading Teletext about the Rio Ferdinand story, and i come across this peach :D

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DRUGS CHIEF POUNDS MAN UTD OVER RIO

World Anti-Doping Agency chairman Dick Pound has slammed Manchester United for their stance over England defender Rio Ferdinand's missed drugs test.



That poor poor bastard... :D

(The story dont interest me btw, just the name :D)

Still feel sorry for that guy tbh :D
 
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CAC

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Originally posted by Damini
I remember being back in Bognor and some chav was yelling "Reeeeeebok! Reebok, get yer arse back over ere!" at her kid. Found that quite sad.

Good job I didn't get pregnant and name my kid after my trainers when I was 14. Poor bastard would have been "matchstick" :(



mine would have been "bacons"




just think though if this trend had happend 30 odd years ago we would all be called "ford anglia" :rolleyes:
 
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Sar

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My wife called her daughter Deanna.





As in Deanna Troi.

She likes Star Trek. :)
 

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