Amazing Technology

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Mazling, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    Still, biscuits fall to pieces and sink to the very bottom of my cup of tea when I dunk them! Why hasn't anyone fixed this bloody disgrace yet? Some biscuits render a cup of tea undrinkable once they have dissolved in it :-(
     
  2. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Let face it. It's not the biscuit's fault. It is a refined skill being able to dunk a biscuit just long enough to get the correct wetness while retaining enough structural strength to maneuvre it to your mouth.

    Noob.
     
  3. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    That is probably the most traumatising thing I have ever read.
     
  4. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    That's pretty terrible. What's made it even worse is that deebs' post came after leggys quote, making me think my browser was broken, or something.

    edit: ahhh, so deebs *has* to have the last say, eh? (post keeps staying there)
     
  5. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Bloody clock on my test server was out when i posted that,

    oops
     
  6. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    I dip toast into coffee and then eat the soggy toast, have done since I was 5. Love it.

    Then you get to drink the coffee with a floating layer of butter, yummy.
     
  7. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    next time you think its a good idea to have coffee and bloody sambucca I'm not playing!

    and come on, modern technology isnt THAT bad. You can give your gf an orgasm from a mountain in China while she is in pimlico or even asda in Reading! You can go to space for a few quid. You can drive around on chip fat. You can watch 5 guys have sex with a mule in Mexico from London merely minutes after the event (not that I'd know). You can *even* use the internet to talk rubbish to strangers!
     
  8. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    Noooo!!!! When did that happen???
     
  9. Gat_Decor

    Gat_Decor Fledgling Freddie

    It tastes even better with Marmite on!
     
  10. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture


    I suggest you try chocolate coated rich tea biscuits.

    I suspect that they might possibly be made out of asbestos.
     
  11. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    I don't like rich tea. I like hob nobs, which aren't too bad for outright breakage, but are pretty much the highest on the crumble into your cuppa anyway scale. :mad:
     
  12. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    WEEK OLD GINGER COOKIES!!!1

    :eek:
     
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  13. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    You are one sick bastard Deebs!
     
  14. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    Best biscuits for dunking and not falling apart are Anzac biscuits, they are damn tasty as well.
     
  15. caLLous

    caLLous I am a FH squatter FH Subscriber

    The chocolate chunk shortbreads that Starbucks sell are the dipping dogs bollocks!
     
  16. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    I always dunk toast into tea and coffee. I been doing it for years, everyone in my family does too.
     
  17. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    Your children will probably have tentacles or something. Sorry :)
     
  18. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    It's an Indian thing I think. Indians like to dunk.
     
  19. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Really?

    I put it down to weird.
     
  20. Kryten

    Kryten Old Cow. Moderator

    That ain't Butter floating in your coffee, Deebs :|
    'Tis sick though.

    Only biscuits I like dipping are those "Nice" ones. Not sure what they are, just the ones called "Nice".
    They're nice. Especially dunked.
     
  21. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    It's not weird, it is lovely.

    Italians have always dipped dried bread into coffee (in a bowl). My Italian grandad taught me this back in the early 70's and have loved the taste ever since.

    Try it you maybe surprised! Of course I also dunk biscuits of any kind except garibaldi.
     
  22. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    Clearly we are the normal ones, and these lot are wierd.
     
  23. Deebs

    Deebs Chief Arsewipe Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Yeh I reckon Chet, I mean, wtf drinking coffee without dunking in it first?
     
  24. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    I don't dunk in my coffee. I do dunk in tea though. In Tibet, they drink tea with yak-milk butter. I hear it's disgusting :)
     

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