Am I going mad?

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Tom

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Ok I just got back home from work, I've been at the Superbikes in Brands Hatch all day, and drove 4 hours to get home to Manchester (M25 = fecked). Anyway, I'm sat here reading the posts on these forums, when I think to myself "hmmm, I should switch that radio off, I'm bored of Radio 4". Another few moments pass while I try and activate the muscles in my legs, so that I can shift my arse, when finally I realise that there is no radio. Or a television, and that the computer speakers are off. I listen a bit more carefully, and discover that the 'talking' is actually in my head, its just below an intelligible level, and I can't stop it.

I'm scared. Please tell me this is some form of short term tinnitus.
 
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kameleon

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Check please!


If you hear next weeks winning lotterry numbers before saturday pm me please.
 
D

Debaser

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OMG!!!


...you listen to radio 4? you freak! ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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drink as much redbull as you can and see if the voices get louder :)
 
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Sharma

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Write down what they ar saying, it might make a spooky kind of sense..
 
7

7th

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i've had that shit happen to me before... it was after a all night dance thing tho... and er.. i might have been on some illegal substances... either way, i didn't have to use the batteries on my minidisc player on the train home...

and another time... on my way to ireland, left the house at 5am to drive to north wales (bearing in mind, this is driving from london) to catch a ferry to dublin, spend a few hours on the ferry and then drive to the middle of nowhere somewhere on the west coast of southern ireland...

a few hours short of our destination and i swore i could hear the radio

i think it's just tiredness and stuff in general... your mind's just playing tricks :p

7th
 
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moomin

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's
Johny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Sharma

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Well, if ya got fillings i saw some weird stuff on the TV about people with metal fillings being able to pick up and head the radio, their filling like bounces the waves at their ear and they hear it or something
 
F

FatBusinessman

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Might I suggest that a computer-gaming message board is probably not the best place to get psychiatric advice?

Try yer doctor, boyo.
 
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ECA

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Originally posted by sharma
Well, if ya got fillings i saw some weird stuff on the TV about people with metal fillings being able to pick up and head the radio, their filling like bounces the waves at their ear and they hear it or something
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I was going to say that but I thought it was a science fiction proggy wasnt sure if it was true or a fictional program.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Get used to the voices, they tend to hang around for a long time.

When they start telling you to kill the guy next to you because he is infact satan, just put your hands over your ears and start yelling "NO, I WON'T. You CANT MAKE ME! Arggghhhhh"

This will have 2 effects:
1. You can't hear the voice anymore
2. The guy next to you will run away, removing himm from harms way should the voices get their way.
 
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ECA

Guest
It could be mild schizophrenia?

It doesn't necessarily mean your going to go nuts and kill people, in fact very very few - like under 1% are like that.

Go to the doctors and on from there.
 
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mank!

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Originally posted by ECA
It could be mild schizophrenia?

It doesn't necessarily mean your going to go nuts and kill people, in fact very very few - like under 1% are like that.

Go to the doctors and on from there.
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Hearing voices once isn't likely to indicate schizophrenia, mild or otherwise. Everybody hears things that aren't really there from time to time.
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Could be aliens attempting to mae first contact.
 
G

Gumbo

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
Could be aliens attempting to mae first contact.
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Yup, that would be my guess, time for the tin-foil hat mate.
 
D

dysfunction

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Originally posted by Gumbo
Yup, that would be my guess, time for the tin-foil hat mate.
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I thought we all wore those anyway...
 
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Mr.Monkey

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Depends for how long the government have been tapping into your brainwaves.

About 3 years for me, but I cut out the bit they wanted with a spoon.

HAR HAR, I R TEH WINN0R
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by mank!
Hearing voices once isn't likely to indicate schizophrenia, mild or otherwise. Everybody hears things that aren't really there from time to time.
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Agreed. Shit happens. Deal with it.
 
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Tom

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
Depends for how long the government have been tapping into your brainwaves.

About 3 years for me, but I cut out the bit they wanted with a spoon.

HAR HAR, I R TEH WINN0R
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rofl

I think it was just the combination of a very long day, lots of driving, loud motorbikes, and the whirring of the fans on my computer. I'm glad I couldn't make out the words.
 
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