Am I dying inside ?

[Wij]

My farts for the last couple of days have a new kind of smell I don't think I've EVER smelt before. Absolutely acrid too. I keep having to leave the room, even when there's only me there

 

[Gahn]

Time for a diet maybe? oO

 

[Talyn]

Whats the secret Wij? Sounds like a useful superpower to have in Heroes.

Here comes Syler, quick, do a trump!

*Syler melts*

 

[Ctuchik]

hate when that happen.

had a period of "rotten egg" farts a few years back..

REALLY fucking embarrasing on the subway.....

even made some poor bird puke once it was that rancid....

 

[ramathorn]

I'm very lucky to work in a place where a good ol' dirty fart is a way of gaining great respect. We have regular fart off's, some of the boys arses are septic! Dont be afraid of the change, embrace it.

 

[Calaen]

My farts for the last couple of days have a new kind of smell I don't think I've EVER smelt before. Absolutely acrid too. I keep having to leave the room, even when there's only me there

I had that, and it was down to my Collitis. I couldn't stay in the same room if I dropped one. Saying that if I farted without thinking about it first, I had to have a bath

 

[Trem]

Does the spunk not mask the smell of your farts wij?

 

[Wij]

No. I've blown my nose now so it's all gone.

 

[TdC]

My farts for the last couple of days have a new kind of smell I don't think I've EVER smelt before. Absolutely acrid too. I keep having to leave the room, even when there's only me there

tried some new beers lately?

 

[Wij]

tried some new beers lately?

Nope. In addition I have blown several pints of hot tea out of my arse a few times today now. How I hit the cistern when my bottie was placed in the default position and pointing down is beyond my comprehension.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Wij joining Mystery Men as the new Splein?

 

[TdC]

Nope. In addition I have blown several pints of hot tea out of my arse a few times today now. How I hit the cistern when my bottie was placed in the default position and pointing down is beyond my comprehension.

you have some sort of tummy flu. the best way to solve it is with a large carrot, a leek, or in your case, several leeks.

 

[mycenae]

try taking some charcoal tablets. They ease excessive wind and settle the tum, as well as masking the odour.

 

[Malecheon]

Tried lighting one ? They could be some kind of new super-fuel.

 

[TdC]

Tried lighting one ? They could be some kind of new super-fuel.

ooh you could license your arse to BP, Wij!

 

[Tilda]

I'm sure Wij wouldn't be averse to some drilling TdC

 

[cHodAX]

Eat a can of Oust per day, job done!

 

[TdC]

I'm sure Wij wouldn't be averse to some drilling TdC

nah, TDCorp would have to give 50% of all proceeds to Mrs Wij, and that's against our exploitation policy. :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tried lighting one ? They could be some kind of new super-fuel.

ooh you could license your arse to BP, Wij!

I'm sure Wij wouldn't be averse to some drilling TdC

Ahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA....HAAAAHAHAHAA!

Gods...people are looking at me funny at work