always nice to find out things about yourself

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old.ignus

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Originally posted by stazbumpa

Ignus, on the other hand, hadn't seen her in the flesh before either and he exploded.

fucking hell the mess was gross, I used up an entire roll of toilet paper before I could walk normal.

Anyway update: She really likes me (apparantly) and wants to go out proper (if you know what i mean) I'll play it cool and say only if you wear the school uniform.

Anyway, you stop talking about my girlfriend like that, and Staz if I see you looking at her breasts again I shall say "you should see them uncovered, phoar :cool: )
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by ignus


fucking hell the mess was gross, I used up an entire roll of toilet paper before I could walk normal.

Anyway update: She really likes me (apparantly) and wants to go out proper (if you know what i mean) I'll play it cool and say only if you wear the school uniform.

Anyway, you stop talking about my girlfriend like that, and Staz if I see you looking at her breasts again I shall say "you should see them uncovered, phoar :cool: )

Shut up cock.
 
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Summo

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Talking to your body parts again, Bod?

"Stop waving, hand."
 
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gremlin

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Shut up cock.
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© Someguy
 
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old.ignus

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Hes just jealous.

If you're all good to me I may post a picture of her breasts here.
 
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old.ignus

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fair enough, but I'm sure these are much more impressive breasts.
 
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old.ignus

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yeah but you ain't 16. You don't own a school uniform.

I rest my case.
 
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Testin da Cable

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I was just wondering if I just made a month as a single bloke
but I can't really be arsed to work it out heh
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
I was just wondering if I just made a month as a single bloke
but I can't really be arsed to work it out heh

If your pr0n stash has increased by 1gig then that classes as a standard 1 Single-Man-Month.
 
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Testin da Cable

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heh it's common knowlage I have a thing for cute blonde babes who like wearing tweed :)
 
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old.Mr_Black

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Tweed, dont suppose you wear a flat cap, wax jacket and a pair of wellies and partion to the old pipe.?
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
heh it's common knowlage I have a thing for cute blonde babes who like wearing tweed :)

and doing pigs.
 
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Testin da Cable

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lol

hey I thought you had your pig-fetish under control Wij mateymelad. managed to defeat the electro-shock therapy yet again have you ;)
 
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Summo

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The Treatment Diary of Wij: Day One

*violate*

*ZAP*

*confused*

...

*violate*

*ZAP*

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*pissed off*

*violate*

*ZAP*

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*violate*

*ZAP*
 

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