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[Amphrax]

You would want in a girlfriend...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw6tGFbdZZc
[youtubevid]Iw6tGFbdZZc[/youtubevid]

Amphrax/Arauddry

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sadly, that seems to be the trend these days.

Bloody metrosexual men...

Soon men will be pissing blood every once in a month and complain how bloated they feel

 

[leviathane]

mebbe for you ya dirty fart fetish geezer

 

[Vasconcelos]

i wish she dared to do that to me after 4 days w/o visiting Mr. WC... Man wot a comeback I'd have ready for her.

 

[Heta]

thing to do, when she does the first thing you hit her hard, then she wont do it again

 

[preacherboy]

lol Funny stuff

What ya do is scratch ya balls after 1 week of not taking a bath, and shove your fingers up her noseuke:

 

[Imgormiel]

You would want in a girlfriend...

YouTube - Girlfriend Farts yummy
[youtubevid]Iw6tGFbdZZc[/youtubevid]

Amphrax/Arauddry

stop being so god damned anal, we got bored of it like 3 weeks ago ....

 

[crispy]

Lols.. could see the ol' stinkfist comming from miles away :>

Quietly sitting there, catching the gas in your hands and uneashing it upon the unsuspcting victim! Indeed a feat only mastered by the few!

 

[CorNokZ]

Lols.. could see the ol' stinkfist comming from miles away :>

Quietly sitting there, catching the gas in your hands and uneashing it upon the unsuspcting victim! Indeed a feat only mastered by the few!

The second trick, on the other hand, is by far more difficult to accomplish! Only very few in the History of Farting have managed to pull this off! Begging for forgiveness, only to trick the victim into, an odd, but very effective headlock, with victim's nose firmly placed in between the arsecheeks, with a clear view of the anus and no way of escaping, due to the sudden movement and firm grip. This trick needs precision, speed and last, but not least, a bowel full of gas


It's hard to master! It takes years of practise and lots of clean underwear!

 

[Huntingtons]

pft, clean underwear is for the week and fartless!

 

[old.Tohtori]

mebbe for you ya dirty fart fetish geezer

Well, i just love 'em all. I don't judge, or discriminate, be they fat, thin, small, big, old, young, hot, not, yours, mine or anything in between

We ALL know, the best sex comes from the weird ones *grin*