Albs in BG3 today gets the grade: Chickens

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garnax

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You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
 
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kougar

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starting to see a pattern here... a bit vague.. but i think it may be sumthing to do with "albs suck" ?


urm.. i need to know one tiny..little..minnie thing.. why do some of the people on here.. mids/hibs.. (note i didnt say all.. most of u are a nice lot) like to flame albs? i mean do you think your all perfect and there arnt any faults with you guys?.. im confused.. i sence "head up their own arse" syndrome here..

btw hi blither :) oh and another thing, least hes giving variation to the tune, i mean no ones used chickens yet :)

kluck kluck
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by kougar
...your all perfect and there arnt any faults with you guys...

btw hi blither :)
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Why thank you, and hello :D
 
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heath

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So...i can take it that you have never hit something..thought " oh shit this isnt going to work as well as i thought" and decide to run before you get killed...or do you stay and fight to the bitter end even if the odds are against you???..personally...i run like hell and come back a bit wiser than before. No point being a dead hero..rather be a live chicken ! (o:

:)
 
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Trinilim

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Originally posted by garnax
You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
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someone's PvEd wayyyy too much.


"He who fights and runs away,
lives to fight another day!
He who stands to fight his foe,
shall end with limbs to and fro!"
 
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old.Kian

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Originally posted by garnax
You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
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Garnax... go back to assassin school :) Only idiots (or zerkers, that's the same thing of course) stand and fight to the death. Personally, when playing my NS in BG my standard tactic was to PA, land one or two more hits then run off and let my poison do the work. An assassin's job is to kill a selected target and then get away to boast about it.

And sure, all mids stand their ground... that's why I'm forever using my reaver's rear positional attack style :p
 
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greenfingers

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Originally posted by garnax
You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
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maybe he/she realized that he/she hit a gimp, and desided to hit the road, sparring your pittyfull life? :)
j/k :p
 
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moo_work

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Originally posted by kougar
starting to see a pattern here... a bit vague.. but i think it may be sumthing to do with "albs suck" ?


urm.. i need to know one tiny..little..minnie thing.. why do some of the people on here.. mids/hibs.. (note i didnt say all.. most of u are a nice lot) like to flame albs? i mean do you think your all perfect and there arnt any faults with you guys?.. im confused.. i sence "head up their own arse" syndrome here..

btw hi blither :) oh and another thing, least hes giving variation to the tune, i mean no ones used chickens yet :)

kluck kluck
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because albs don't realise they ruin the bgs for everyone else.

nothing but chicken shit soloers and big fat zergs 3x enemy numbers zerging and camping tks
 
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kougar

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chiken shit soloers...? erm.. hmm.. riiiight..

dude. make a stealther then come back and post ere again oh and this time, use your brain :)
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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moo has no brain, but we forgave him. He has quit DAoC anyway...
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by garnax
You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
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So basically you're saying that people should stand still if they know they are going to die if they do.

BTW you say they jumped you several times.........did they get away alive each time? If they did, didn't it occur to you that perhaps you were being KITed?
 
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Ekydus

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Oh no, don't get me wrong. Albions love to die. We absolutely love to release and wait 15 minutes for each port just to satisfy giving you 1RP in BG.

Think before you flame.
 
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Trinilim

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Originally posted by Ekydus
Oh no, don't get me wrong. Albions love to die. We absolutely love to release and wait 15 minutes for each port just to satisfy giving you 1RP in BG.

Think before you flame.
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but but but

thinking isn't 1337!!11!!1



I agree :p

:great:
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Actually if albion had some god damn communication you would know exactly when the gothi (mages to you albs) were coming and will always release with 5secs before your back again :p
 
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garnax

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Only albs and "Mohammeds" run and get there friends when thay cant end a fight thay started...


I always solo in BG if I start a fight i fight until I die or win.


//Sneeker
 
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old.Kian

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Originally posted by garnax
Only albs and "Mohammeds" run and get there friends when thay cant end a fight thay started...


I always solo in BG if I start a fight i fight until I die or win.


//Sneeker
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Oh then please, PLEASE try and solo Ulfric... you get a stand up fight, I get RPs, everybody's happy :)

Name of the game is battlegrounds, children, not duelgrounds. As the sainted General Patton put it 'it's not your duty to die for your country... it's to make the other guy die for his'
 
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Ekydus

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"It's not your duty to die for your country... It's to make the other guy die for his."

I love this quote. Pure genious.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by garnax
Only albs and "Mohammeds" run and get there friends when thay cant end a fight thay started...


I always solo in BG if I start a fight i fight until I die or win.


//Sneeker
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:rolleyes:
 
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twoll

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lol all im gonna say is stfu you mids really are no better well some are ok most ain't :p
 
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old.Kian

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Originally posted by old.Kian
Oh then please, PLEASE try and solo Ulfric... you get a stand up fight, I get RPs, everybody's happy :)
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I came, I saw, I hit wrack - thanks for the RPs Sneeker :) I'll give you this... you DID stand and fight. If that troll you were using as bait had stuck around and joined in the fight, you guys would have had the RPs.

I give at least one mid the grade: chicken... but I won't generalise.
 
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garnax

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I never used a troll as b8t...

I go totaly alone\solo
 
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old.Kian

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Originally posted by garnax
I never used a troll as b8t...

I go totaly alone\solo
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Aah, well this troll wandered up to MB then ran away when I hit him with my uber 22 damage per tick DoT, I was chasing him when I ran straight over you - I assumed it was an elegant plan :)

Would have finished you a bit faster if my instas had been up on first contact, has just fired them at the troll's back :D
 
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TeslaUK

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Originally posted by garnax
You albs that was in BG3 today are like chickens you cant to anything without getting your chicken suit on.

One of your stealthrs jumped on me several times...
I made a hit and he had 30% life left and ofcouse he starts running.

You attack me then fight to the death AS I DO when I solo
and all alone attack you in your full groups.

Only chickens attack someone then takes a blow and then starts to run. You start it then end it.
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Twat :great:
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by garnax
I never used a troll as b8t...

I go totaly alone\solo
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Wish I could re-open my accout sooner, I hardly ever get to KIT someone.
 
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Rolando_VII

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Originally posted by moo_work
because albs don't realise they ruin the bgs for everyone else.

nothing but chicken shit soloers and big fat zergs 3x enemy numbers zerging and camping tks
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Someone got... <do I dare say it again? :p> PWNED!
 
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Rolando_VII

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Originally posted by Ekydus
"It's not your duty to die for your country... It's to make the other guy die for his."

I love this quote. Pure genious.
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That must've been... s. Patton!

The american bad boy of WWII :)
 
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old.Kian

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Originally posted by Rolando_VII
That must've been... s. Patton!

The american bad boy of WWII :)
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Correct... look up at my original post Ekydus quoted, you'll see I gave the man the credit he's due :)
 
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Rolando_VII

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Whats his full name?

Oh yeah... no wait forgot... Oh yeah!

Nerf :puke: Buffbots!!
 
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