Ala's tips on how to get laid...guaranteed!!

[Vepo]

chav women only need a bottle of 20/20 and they are anyones, around the £5 mark i think

Or a packet of 20 Regal and a bottle of White Lighting.

Tell you have bad Chavers are and this is true.

When I was still smoking I was walking down to my local corner shop to put the lottery on. When I walk outside there were these 3 chaver girls no older then 15 (fat little bitches) They said "Ow mister will ya go in the shop for us an buy us some tabs like" I said sorry I don't buy cigarettes for kids. As i'm going to cross the road one of the Chavers yells "Ow man i'll suck your cock if you buy them then".

If they were legal age and were better look sure I would have taken then up on there offer, but those chavers make my physically sick from the sight of them.

So for £4 you can get a blowjob in Sunderland.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Oh well can't please all the peeps all the time. She does look a little dark and scary doesn't she...matches my mood atm babe, off cigarettes and all homicidal and what not, you know what I mean?

As opposed to when you were smoking and you were all homicidal and whatnot.

~moves head three inches to the left to avoid a throwing knife~

 

[harebear]

Or a packet of 20 Regal and a bottle of White Lighting.

Tell you have bad Chavers are and this is true.

When I was still smoking I was walking down to my local corner shop to put the lottery on. When I walk outside there were these 3 chaver girls no older then 15 (fat little bitches) They said "Ow mister will ya go in the shop for us an buy us some tabs like" I said sorry I don't buy cigarettes for kids. As i'm going to cross the road one of the Chavers yells "Ow man i'll suck your cock if you buy them then".

If they were legal age and were better look sure I would have taken then up on there offer, but those chavers make my physically sick from the sight of them.

So for £4 you can get a blowjob in Sunderland.

Hahaha, it gets worse in schools mate :| (not really fun looking older than anyone else in my year anymore tbh )

 

[Ala]

As opposed to when you were smoking and you were all homicidal and whatnot.

~moves head three inches to the left to avoid a throwing knife~

~flings throwing knife at top speed~ Damn it!!

 

[Moo]

chav women only need a bottle of 20/20 and they are anyones, around the £5 mark i think

not worth the STD rly tho is it

its like paying £5 to get ur tyres slashed.

 

[Vodkafairy]

www.layguide.com

sorry if it's old, but hell, everyone should have theirs

 

[Sissyfoo]

OMG! ~rushes out to buy 5 copies~